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I text differently depending on who the person is.
This is the MOST comfortable sleeping position pic.twitter.com/pQyqKLWiY5
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Dont judge a book by its cover My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it I did not enjoy myself at all
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And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river pic.twitter.com/VYxpWpAjFV
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A diver swimming between two tectonic plates (between Europe and America) pic.twitter.com/mTvYK7n8h7
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It's hard to trust someone the second time around after they already gave you one reason not to trust them.
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This is ridiculously clever: Vacuum baseboards so you don't have to deal with dust pans. pic.twitter.com/q8C02UaJxY
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This is the microscopic image of the human tongue. pic.twitter.com/wki7XyjHIl
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When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it...
Argument logic: boyfriend vs girlfriend pic.twitter.com/p5EZcnQJuO
I wish I could mute people in real life.
Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything.
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny.
I want something REAL: First Met💑 3Months💏 6Months💏 9Months💑 1Year👫💕 5Years💏💍 10Years👪 20Years ❤ 50Years👴👵 Heaven👼👼
Hair Expectations vs Reality 😓pic.twitter.com/FssvJuiTCHH