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ATTENTION ? Make your timeline 100% better by following @SarcasmTxts . You won’t regret it!?
parents: why don't you come socialize with the family? me:*sits with family* me:*gets insulted by entire family* me:*goes back to bedroom*
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WHEN YOU THINK OF A JOKE IN CLASS AND YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH pic.twitter.com/x137LCYsp0
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Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
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I hate when people first meet me and they're like "ur so quiet" like I don't even know u what am I suppose to talk to u about
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What Girls Think About - weight - hair - makeup - clothes - why he didn't text back &everything else because we over think everything.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
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99% girls get horny when a guy does this..Check my Last tweet and see yourself.
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(18+ MEN ONLY) This is the secret that has been getting guys laid for YEARS β€”> funinventionspics.com/r/2nrzM - sp
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Women are more influenced by how a man smells than how he looks. Men, choose your fragrance wisely.
Got to watch it before it's gone.. The Girlfriend Activation System --> funinventionspics.com/r/2nrsQ - sp
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Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake in Montana seems shallow, but in reality is 370 feet in depth. pic.twitter.com/foDgolCrRv
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Π’his is what a Silver Classic Tabby Maine Coon looks like pic.twitter.com/OCvubb2Wbx
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Where we donate vs what actually kills us pic.twitter.com/km6D3ETlE4