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James Dale
Girl - "Rodney what do you prefer, astro turf or grass?" Rodney- "I dunno, I've never smoked astro turf" bloody love only fools and horses
Can't believe I'm only watching Gladiator for the first time! Amazing! #hanszimmer
📊 35' Boro have a 200% shot accuracy, 1 shot, 2 goals.
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Ridiculous how much Boro have Karanka to thank for things. First time really enjoying things since 2004/05/06
Sunderland and Newcastle 😂😂😂
It worries me a lot that I don't know a songle MK Dons player!
What has happened to Chelsea? Wheels fully fallen off!
The Premiership needs rivalries like this again!
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The @TheEconomist couldn't sum up the Kim Davies saga any better…
Gutted I can't see the aurora from being too far south, must spend a week in Norway / Iceland this winter!
I've had a coronation chicken sandwich for lunch #patriotic
Keswick & Newlands Valley #lakedistruct this morning. Lovely scene indeed with inversion (not that latter is needed)
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Dear road runners, Sincerely, Mountain Runners
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Love all things pencil related? Take a look at this post about a trip to the Pencil Museum!
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Just looked at the Lakeland 50 route and mega excited / nervous already! @TheLakeland100 #countdown
Got a Lakeland 50 place, better start training like now!!!
Here's hoping for a Lakeland 50 place tomorrow!!!
I really don't understand how people can hate The Lark Ascending, such a British piece of music, may not be be the most complex,but stunning
To celebrate #XFactor starting, I've settled down with a glass of wine to listen to Gustav Holsts the planets! #realmusic
Get in there Reach!!!!
Forgot about this, based on current fitness I'd struggle with those timings @220Triathlon…
If I was a #htfc fan, I'd be pretty pleased with getting Muzzy, great signing, was hoping to see him get a run in this season!
Have to say BK hit marketing gold with their #McWhopper proposal, not only did it get ppl talking, it showed the glutinous theirs is bigger
One thing pretty much certain about the draw, BORO will be away!
A reminder how dangerous the hills can be!…
CLASS: When Middlesborough suddenly turned into Barcelona.
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Definitely going to be going to visit #Dismaland expecting great, I mean mediocre things! #Banksy
FFS listening to those clowns on BBC 5 Live didn't help!
Can #CFC keep up that form against #mcfc? Or will City have the last laugh? Follow:
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Who bought the bloody jaeger last night #hanging
Chuffed were playing @jf9hasselbaink Burton, but wish it was at the riverside, the reception would be amazing!
Ben Stokes has been taking lessons out the James D.., I mean Johnty Rhodes book of catching
Also Joe Root, Tree-Men-Deaux
Regardless of it being fake, Cantona is some man! #LeBigSwim
Dear Mr Fantasy play us a tune, something to make us all happy! 📀🎶
Did you know the average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long! #pencil #facts #creative
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8 trains in just over two days! One left to go. #knackered
Yest - Bucks>LDN>Yorks, Today = Yorks>Newc>Cumbria Tomorrow= Cumbria>LDN>Bucks. Safe to say I love a train!
This Hungarian GP sounds insane!!
Gutted I left Newc! After 8 years there & watching SNorth I find out @Marcus_North is local, we could have had a chinwag over a sauv Blanc
Attention comrades! RT & Follow for your chance to win a WW2 Secret Map Pencil. #winitwednesday
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For the first time ever in my life I can just walk to work everyday, it's amazing!!
My friend @HannahCampion has a show in LDN on Sat, amazing art, music & summer vibes! Tickets only £5 #visitlondon

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