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Joke Killer Whale
Christopher: “Forever and ever is a very long time.” | Pooh: “Forever isn’t long at all when I’m with you.”
Chip: “Mama, I thought you were mad at me.” | Mrs. Potts: “Even when I'm upset, I still love you more than anything in the whole world.”
Captain Hook: “If I were you, I'd give up!” | Peter Pan: “If you were me, I'd be ugly.”
Buzz: "I don't know what came over me." | Jessie: "Just go with it." –Toy Story 3
"Dying to know, scared to find out.",,
SERIOUSLY FUCK FEELINGS.,,
I hope you're not allergic to nuts. Because I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat.,,
Look between the lines. Read between the words. The most important things are left unsaid and unheard.,,
if your tweets have never offended anyone then you tweet like a little bitch,,
"rock, paper, take off all your clothes",,
"Imagine you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and when you answer, someone whispers ""Bless you"" and hangs up.",,
i don't know how to feel anymore,,
tbh there are literally like three people in the world who I can hang out with for more than four hours without wanting to strangle them,,
"if I can't be weird around you, we can't be friends",,
"Hey, welcome to Hollister. Would you like a gasmask, earplugs, or a flashlight?",,
my suicide note is just going to be my math homework,,
food and good are one letter apart. coincidence? i think not,,
deleting my school so I can focus on Twitter,,
Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.,,
*lays down in bed* *forgot to turn the lights off* *has to pee* *remembers homework*,,
i had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now,,
if I share my food with you that means I care,,
fuck racism make mixed babies,,