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dalton m.
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Life is like a penis, very simple, relaxed and just hanging freely. It's women who make it hard.
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I can't wait to go to university next year
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Girls be like "guys 6'5 and up 😍😍❀️" What if guys were like "girls 120-130 pounds ❀️❀️😍😍"
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"my ex cheated on me but little does the girl know that he was licking my asshole the day before. eat my shit bitch, literally."-VolState
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Dalton shaved his head 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯
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When you see all your friends hanging out and you can't cuz you not born yet... pic.twitter.com/yG9rczpgHn
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Dalton tweets at thotianas and I get blamed for it :ppppppp
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"@LifeWithAlcohol: When you realize you forgot your water bottle full of vodka at home pic.twitter.com/Hs8JUu2Ium" @da1tmark
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after you hit the blunt and you start thinking about your whole life pic.twitter.com/BNC3ibFcje
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When you're in a committed relationship that phone be like pic.twitter.com/U0WMUOS4lT
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That moment when she gets out the shower and come back in the room with no eyebrows pic.twitter.com/bJBANxE954
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Amber handed Wiz the divorce papers and he was like... pic.twitter.com/QrLkgYeZaO
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College is just a constant struggle between wanting a six-pack and wanting a six-pack.
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You're not gonna make it anywhere doing the same thing as everyone else
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"the cop asked me if I was drinking and I responded with bitch I might be" - U of M
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let's get really drunk and watch disney movies together
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We dated for 3 hours then we broke up because I didn't feel like it anymore
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