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Internet animal ranking: 1.Cats 2.Dogs 3.sloths 4.Panda 5. animals who can never be cute but are tasty. 6. Non tasty non cute animals.
what shall one do if the supervisors started asking for notes from urologists to go pee while in exams? #canthold #leaking #thepapersucks
pip pip pipippip pipipipPIPIPPIP!!!!
Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor -Ron Fucking Swanson
when an alcohol brand makes better ad with message than most of social networks 9gag.tv/v/1063 #beerconnectspeople
#MyCoffeeUnderstands that it is overpriced and people are idiot buying from@CafeCoffeeDay
9gag.tv/v/1068 via @9gagtv its about time we replace something for gangnam
Agree with Raj Babbar. You can have a meal in Mumbai just at Rs. 12. Provided you wash utensils in the hotel after your meal.
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Today's #mumbairains seems like a warm up match before the real World Cup (26th July).
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the new priyanka chopra single is so good, i watch the whole goddamn video like 4 time (i muted the video) @muteexotic
:) Last time that ' Rs 5 ' made news was when Aamir did the coke advt. Remember: Baap kitne hain tohre? Paanch!! youtube.com/watch?v=du1siY…
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I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally hilarious.
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How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?
#FacebookTeachesUS a like has magical powers like water to Africans & 1000 tight slaps stuff!!
#FacebookTeachesUs that life is nothing but a series of photographs begging for likes.
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#AKFPLShorts i will what!! richa chadda is seriously cool
#MicromaxMyDadCAN i dont have a micromax dad, i have an ordinary dad who is fucking awesome
#MyTop10Bands Guns and roses Beatles nirvana foo fighters guns and roses agnee guns and roses guns and roses kailasa guns and roses
i dont get this father son trend thing Mukesh Ambani
seriously how much money does it take to buy trends on twitter looks like it should be cheap
do not judge people on their looks judge them looking at their playlist!!
#ThingsILikeToShop everything on my @Flipkart wishlist for the past 5 years !!
+ Sajid Khan RT @RoflGandhi_: #ThingsILikeToShop A Himmatwala DVD+ A Stool + A Ceiling Fan + A rope
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#ADayWithoutInternet time to notice the download folder
From 88 till about 2001 I had 13 years of #adaywithoutinternet those were some good times!!
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#IAmSoGareeb the only music i ever bought was cassettes
It always bugs me, how the hell people from krypton speaks english even Indians have problem doing that
#YouKnowItsAppleWhen 1) You have to give up your kidney to buy the new iPhone! 2) You have to carry the charger around cos - odd one out.
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#YouKnowItsAppleWhen you cant afford it for christ sake!!!!
A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men only look at the 10% that isn't.
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I can't wait for tonight. A bunch of my friends are coming over to play on their phones.
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I left doordarshan for like 8 yrs and you people need a special occasion to get your ass out of your house #onnotvdayiwill
i hate when people say "stop laughing!". I will when its not funny duh!!!
the ad of HD tv are so HD that i dont even need an HD tv TO enjoy its HD
I just unfollowed Taylor Swift, I'm expecting a song within an hour.
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having a a book hangover,it means the inability to start a new book because im still living in the last book world @tkhf thousandsplendidsun
here is your pocket money and i don't care what you do with it. #SaidNoMomEver
arz farmaiyee Mera joota fake leather, Dil chhichcha ledar Wo hum sa poocha Whether I like the wheather
It is expressions of affection rather than money and power that attract real friends.
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#ForTheHTCOneIWill do nothing. Why waste my awesome potential for a thing i wont even going to get.
"The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do. They'll also be the things that happen to you." #HIMYM
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#galaxys4riddle can you afford it?.. and the answer is not just 'no' it is hell no!