Steve Irwin is a friend of the snake
Whenever I feel down or sad I am comforted by the thought that Harambe is looking down on me
Messing with vegans on Craigslist part 2
Why did they have to take him away from us. #RIPHarambe
My dad pushed a guy with a sign saying "Trump is a Nazi" out of the way to take this pic. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Going to the zoo. Check me out on the news later.
We lost a good one today. We'll all miss you buddy. #LukeStrong
Reminder today is our gathering for Nick Gavazzi. Come out and share a smile. Details here: facebook.com/QuestWrestling…
But Hilary Clinton is more delusional than Andrew laetus from shutter island
They're swordfish. @ Chincoteague Island~Eastern Shore of Virginia instagram.com/p/BH_AVzNBIcdW…
FYI to anyone with the new Pokemon Go game... There will be a Pokemon on the 9th green at 9 tonight. See you there *single pistol*
Got my data turned off the day before Pokemon Go came out. Shit
Jorts or bust. #kennychesney
@ Tailgating at Heinz Field instagram.com/p/BHXjOi9BdsU1…
No one's ready for the jorts
Messing with more parents on Craigslist
"Yeah I used to work at a liquor store but I quit so I could go to a joe Walsh concert" will be a great story for my kids one day
Pissing off parents on Craigslist again
Dumb ass Bernie supporters.
It's just a gorilla. Cry me a river.
People are gonna be so butt hurt when Trump wins and I'll be laughing my ass off. #BuildIt
To the student driver I cut in front of in the parking lot.. You're welcome. Solid reactions, hopefully you pass your test now
Donald Trump is gonna send us into a nuclear war.
Happy birthday to the best bud have a good 21st brother
Wore a hat to every class this semester (no one told me I couldn't this time, I just did it for fun)
Crooked Hillary just can't close the deal with Bernie. It will be the same way with ISIS, and China on trade, and Mexico at the border. Bad!
Happy mother's day! Love you bunches and I'm greatful for everything… instagram.com/p/BFJr5PsD4Gk4…
Joe Pa knew about Sandusky molesting children since 1976. What a great thing to build a tradition around. #PennState #statepenn
Colonel sanders > Bernie sanders
I would rather run against Crooked Hillary Clinton than Bernie Sanders and that will happen because the books are cooked against Bernie!
Anyone wanna play xbox one with me? Black ops?
Can someone tell me how Trump is racist?
Hicks is a doctor lol are you shittin me @hicks174
Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.
Hold that position until it bleeds in the muscle -Kim King; Man I love this lady
pissing off people from craigslist part 40 something