Look how adorable she is.
Having a second fridge for soda and alcohol in the garage
Stand for something or fall for anything.
It's so satisfying finding that perfect windshield wiper speed.
I still smell like catfish
Threw a rotting catfish into a crowd of people in the middle of Carson st. Good night.
I'm 100% gonna state a riot when pens win.
Great day to throw the jorts on.
My normal smell is a mix of Irish spring and Copenhagen
Need zombies bad @nickzanetta
This game is banana land.
I vow to never spin a fidget spinner.
And don't no one ever ever talk shit about ted nugent on my timeline. That's hand catching worthy.
Pens are just ridiculous 🐧🐧🐧
When you play Pittsburgh, you play the whole damn city.
The Eagles takin it easy on a boat, 1975
well maybe we wouldn't sound so BAD if SOME people didn't try to play with BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
I'm grateful my mind isn't feeble enough to succumb to liberalism.
My mom is hip with the lingo
Man I love me a good meme.
Kessel's fueling for the third period with a Primanti's sammich and a nice, tall Natty Daddy
Flat earth facebook groups are on an entirely different level of woke
When is the world gonna learn that extreme Islam is a fucking problem and conservatives aren't all just a bunch of "racists" ??
The drama is heating up in my local vegan facebook group
Some girls lives literally revolve around Instagram.
A little kid stuck his tounge out at me while getting on the bus. I was pissed until I saw he didn't even sit in the back seat. Fucking nerd
Your wcw blacked out at brunch after 2 mimosas & spent 45 minutes trying to take a boomerang of her clinking glasses with her friend Ashley
Wore swim trunks to every class this semester with a collared shirt to stay classy.
I'm proud to announce that I have verbally committed to further my academic and athletic career at the University of Pittsburgh #H2P
Pens are gonna go back to back baby. 🐧🐧🐧
My heart is broken. I don't want write this post. I don't want to believe that this is reality. I am so thankful for you.
The same three songs have been on the radio for two months straight.
PSA: there's only two genders.
Everyone is so soft these days.
X Ray of Sidney Crosby's brain #mashed
this guy has officially peaked #SAFTB
School of Rock
We got the cup and we're gonna keep that cup. 🐧🐧
These photos lack context. Facts: In 2015, over 40 football staff were on the stairs. In 2017, they were seated on the South Lawn. twitter.com/NYTSports/stat…
If you think there's more than 2 genders you have a mental illness.
Kids will never know how satisfying it was to pick out a movie from Blockbuster.