Excited to see the Scooby gang from high school. I will be live tweeting from Crystal's wedding all night.
Live long and prosper #startrek
I struggle most when I'm in the parking lot searching for my car. WHERE DID I PARK YOU?
I like to spend most of my time on hold with #accenture #serioustweet
Burt is fired... again. #madmen
Happy Mothers Day, yaw'mommas! I'm taking my Momma to dinner and being extra nice.
I may have overreacted earlier.
I am out of coffee. IS THE WORLD ENDING? WHAT DO I DO??
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." #marktwain
: That makes 2 of us! RT @SEC_Logo
: Wish we were waking up to a full day of college football tomorrow.” Makes three.
The awkward moment when you're not sure if you ate the sticker on the pear or not.
I had 183 emails when I started work today. Now down to 21 #workinandshit
My ACT card still works. This has to be some kind of record. @Dirkified14
Reporter: “There needs to be a journalist support group. It’s like AA, but for depressed journalists." Editor: “It’s called a bar.”
When I call someone and he/she is at the library, I immediately start whispering.
Maybe it's just me, but other than maybe Don, Joan is the LAST person I'd want to mess with at the agency... #MadMen
Grandma made schnitzel. I'm happy. Today is a good day. If only I could get her to make noodle kugel or matzah ball soup, then I'd be lucky.
WHDH reporting via NBC that suspect in boat "covered in blood"; also this street was a street and a half outside the search perimeter.
Mother Nature, you're drunk. Go home.
Is anyone going to A-Day? I'm thinking about setting up a tent and tailgating. #aday #bama #roadto16
: Thank you NY Yankees for playing 'Sweet Caroline' for the people of Boston. You scored a home run in my heart." Class act
President Obama: "Boston is a tough and resilient town. So are its people."
Prayers and thoughts are sent up for Boston and anyone affected by today's tragedies
"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything." #Voltaire
is on. Thank God.
I want sunshine, Bern's Steak House, sweet tea, maybe a mango?, and a little dedication.
So, does this mean the state of #Kentucky
has cornered off #NCAA
Men's Basketball like the state of #Alabama
has done for football?
These late night shifts wear me out. I feel like I've been hit by a bus. Or Quinton Dial. Same thing.
In case any of y'all missed it, Andrea died from a major neck hickey on #walkingdead
. Be careful folks.
I met Mal Moore only once. He let me play NCAA 2002 on the JumboTron at Bryant-Denny. I think that says it all. #RIPMalMoore
RIP Mal Moore. Thank you for your dedication and loyalty to our university. #rolltideforever
Finished tonight 3-for-3. I'm not counting La Salle-Wich St because who predicted that?
"For the first time in modern memory, a whole generation might not prove wealthier than the one that preceded it." nyti.ms/YEkqBq
Why are they yelling at the ref when their teammate is clearly dying on the field?!?! Get medical help! Wait, no. Never mind. He's fine now.
Some website is currently working on a post for tomorrow titled: "Racist Things Tweeted About Mexicans During USA-Mexico Soccer Match."
Simmons column from 4 years ago detailing the passion within #mexico
soccer rivalry #goodstuff grantland.com/story/_/id/909…
One of those songs that never gets old #rilokiley youtube.com/watch?v=jVtSSC…
The real heroes are the people who come into your life and change the variables.
I got 99 problems in my bracket, but Oregon ain't one. #ncaa #marchmadness
Things that have a better chance of surviving other than my bracket: Mr. Orange, Lindsey Lohan's sobriety, The Ottoman Empire,Titanic, Fredo
Georgetown, you broke my heart again. Like you always do in the first (or second) round.
if georgetown loses i will literally break down in tears and drink till im hospitalized. thats a promise.
GEORGETOWN: GET IT TOGETHER.