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Gordon Vivace
GOP, grand old psychos. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/vAPY1sP0Qw
Vote! Just not in the capital. Sorry. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/jnVVBJow87
Body by gym, pants bulge by God. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/YS5UZhxehG
30! Ugh! I can't believe it. RT @Absolute80s: 30 years ago today Dead Or Alive were at No.1 with You Spin Me Round. pic.twitter.com/EwEZql9E8X
Our love is your love. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/Va6MK9qUOc
Overheard quote of the day: "Oh you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot."
Overheard quote of the day: "I'm a boy. I pee on stuff. Duh."
Actual 1800s vampire killing kit… crucifix, wooden stake, garlic powder. I approve. pic.twitter.com/0u9XMSfdHe
My new documentary podcast on American Addiction needs help to get started. Please see the project and RT/Share it! kickstarter.com/projects/gordo…
Valentine's Day sexcapades in the online "dating" world. Sh .. I'm undercover. New article. themulligantank.com pic.twitter.com/5Yp5r0cOpA
Dear BBC: Snow melts. US RT "How do US cities dispose of thousands of tonnes of #snow?" bbc.in/1zSrrgK Jo pic.twitter.com/DKcYse5WGn
Roasted turkey, tomato, muenster, red bell pepper, humus on wheat with kale, cranberry, pine nut and feta salad. Sometimes simple is best.
Simple, right? True stuff. - RT @kellyfitz11 I couldn't recover from #alcoholism by fighting intoxication; but rather by choosing sobriety.
But ... that's basic stock. ???
Vote for your favorite book trailer and discover your next favorite read in the first #booktrailerlovefest contest! thndr.it/14vwPef
I confess to feeling good about this. "Why Republicans are giving glowing compliments to Dem Sen Elizabeth Warren." nyti.ms/1v4SfvJ
Because this doesn't look stupid at all: "Paul Ryan brandishes wedge of cheese in Congress." on.wsj.com/1yLShYE pic.twitter.com/zDNHt0INoX
I don't care if it looks like a pancake and is magically flour free. Two eggs and a banana fried flat is a banana omelette, not a pancake.
Finally being done with emails and phone calls at 3:30 after starting at 8:00 does not bode well for fitting in actual work after a shower.
Insofar as a memorial gathering can be "nice," yesterday's food for 200 was grazed by loving folks. I'm thankful to have played a part.
#DCfoodies Enjoy a day with new friends and great food at one of our Feb pasta classes! cucinavivace.com/februaryclasse… #DC pic.twitter.com/ZexTGUM25v
Hey, don't put your name on that. I paid you to cut fruit and throw sandwiches together, not to take credit for a 200 person event. Sheesh.
In today's news: king dies, pres quits, Paltrow/Depp on plane sex & Captain America is Indian themulligantank.com pic.twitter.com/NW4NvAeyzl
#MorningMotivation "Your willingness to look at your darkness is what empowers you to change." -Iyanla Vanzant
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Some ridiculous waiter has force-fed me an entire pot of coffee during a depressive episode. This should be interesting.
What you're ready to do, or want to do, does not dismiss what must be done for you to be a decent person. Nobody else decides that for you.
#DCFoodies Enjoy a fun day with new friends and great food in one of our Feb pasta classes! cucinavivace.com/februaryclasse… pic.twitter.com/m150DwevqA
Trader Joe's paper coffee cans are not recyclable? What the hell? I'm disillusioned.
CHAD is sending troops against Boko Haram. CHAD. Good for you, Chad! Shame on everyone else. bbc.in/1sGk9MR pic.twitter.com/NCAiddEpiq
And now I can toss my white guilt. Rivera says showering daily is "such a white people thing" huff.to/1Ix3ZJF pic.twitter.com/sHhF7SB1V9
FYI, not The Onion RT @BBCMonitoring: Racing pigeons mistaken for spies in Vietnam bbc.in/1u8Q6yG pic.twitter.com/wsMxZXZONb
For a moment, just one moment, I thought this phone was my coffee cup. Thankfully that moment has passed and I'm fine now.
My dog is a wonderful creature of boundless affection and unrestrained bladder function in my presence.
Stopped at CVS and they already have all the Valentine's Day stuff out. Half as shocking as Christmas stuff in October, but more depressing.
Developer: In Cockatoo 2.0, please consider addition of "Hit Esc to exit full scream mode" feature.
Huh. Skylight leak. Well today just keeps getting better and better.
In the "Common Sense Failure" column today: Pesticide linked to bee deaths banned. Other bugs throw a frat party. bloom.bg/1wY59oY
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My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
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If you're always saying "It must be you" please hold your Tweet up to the mirror and snap a selfie for reference. You missed your own point.
Now you need not worry about wanting to kill your ex. If you "broke" his heart, you may have killed him already. huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/30/bro…
"I will pray for you. But you have not been helpful.” A livid monk takes on United Airlines nyti.ms/13MM0zg
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Staring at texts is not as good as listening to a voice, even if the voice is not in a good mood. It's easy to miss a voice.
Nation Wondering Why Struggling Mental Health System Can’t Just Pull Itself Together onion.com/1J8SjOo #OurAnnualYear
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Watching 7 Psychopaths and Colin Farrell looks exactly the same as 10 years ago. My Voodoo Mambo is history tomorrow. I'm open to referrals.
My child-like recollection of plain Cheerios was apparently artificially inflated by them being on sale. Yuck.
I just typed "logic" into Google and got a software, a rapper, two Twitter accounts and a pile of videos. No definition, no Spock. *sLaP*
JUST IN @CNN: Congressional staffers walk out from jobs, protesting lack of indictments: cnn.it/1wjN5sB pic.twitter.com/6XVLBMg1nI
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