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Gordon Vivace
Just remembered the microwave is leaving Thursday. Time to start popping prefabricated corn bags.
Apple nixes fart apps, boiling an iPhone, pothole penis painting problems, plus real news and earthquake coverage at themulligantank.com/others-fun.asp
Keep up with continuing earthquake info & the rest of today's news from a dozen top sources at themulligantank.com/others-world.a… pic.twitter.com/JpZieqw0HY
Impossible to keep up with rising death toll from NEPAL EARTHQUAKE. Links to ongoing coverage: themulligantank.com/others-world.a… pic.twitter.com/flYjaMFytq
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After everything I heard, I now almost feel guilty for getting one hour into Interstellar and saying "Eh. I'll finish this another time."
Paula and I share Apple disdain. i feel vindicated. twitter.com/paulapoundston…
She: "What's the meaning of this?" Me: "A specific thing nearby."
If anyone is sick of me saying "Oh ya, I heard a thing about that on NPR a couple months ago" .... I am too.
PODER A LAS ZARIGUEYAS! UN MUNDO, UN SOLO PUEBLO! pic.twitter.com/hAVSjhjPrD
Animated GIFs: The bane of my Twitter feed existence since 2012.
I wish I could be surprised, but ... RT @Metrorailinfo Dupont Circle ... power problem, all escalators and elevators are out of service ...
In Europe, if someone sees a person naked he says "So what?" In the US everyone freaks out. Screw it. I didn't like that restaurant anyway.
"Too often ... We enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." JFK
Follow @SocialBlitzNet for new product launches and business opportunities. Please ReTweet! twitter.com/SocialBlitzNet pic.twitter.com/67F4yWUoH3
Early to bed and early to rise does no quench ennui. Thankfully there's coffee for that.
Food people! A worthy 6 minutes if you are willing to have a sense of humor about yourself. laughingsquid.com/a-humorous-ins… pic.twitter.com/I801oBoXHq
News? Nude motorcyclist arrested. Burma arrests over Buddhist FB post. Starbucks mimics social conscience, fails. themulligantank.com/others-fun.asp
♪ I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed ♪ Get along with the voices inside of my head ♪ You're trying to save me, stop ... ♪
Too much to recap in SciFi & Illness today. Let's start with flying cars and hospital robots. themulligantank.com/others-science… pic.twitter.com/98rOmoTN6f
Italy slumped, but leads in tree apartments. Also, man breaks penis during sex (no really). themulligantank.com/others-fun.asp pic.twitter.com/3mC4BmJFew
Quote of the day: RT @SocialNPR: "Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing
Tasty healthy dinner for one. Four cheese stuffed pan roasted chicken breast and mushrooms, kale/apple/raisin salad. pic.twitter.com/2GKHyul288
It's fun when the to-do list is so huge you just stare and scream "WTF DO I FIRST?" in your head. There is no prioritizing random chaos.
File charges against the 47 U.S. Senators violating The Logan Act by attempting to undermine a nuclear agreement. wh.gov/iD4H8
It's not a bug. It's a feature. RT @htsi: Apple's Ive explains why you don't want longer battery life for iPhone: on.ft.com/1AcOhh5
Fleet feet penguins to the ark. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/eUstpMQPqY
Liberty knocked on its side. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/4FHm8xCzM4
Bless your hearts southern GOP. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/G1U9acnrCk
Got one or want one? Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/tn3IPmjh5m
Penguins in the Middle East? Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/cRa6eKsjEK
Proud of our crazy congress. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/RaihkVFqDA
GOP, grand old psychos. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/vAPY1sP0Qw
Vote! Just not in the capital. Sorry. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/jnVVBJow87
Body by gym, pants bulge by God. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/YS5UZhxehG
30! Ugh! I can't believe it. RT @Absolute80s: 30 years ago today Dead Or Alive were at No.1 with You Spin Me Round. pic.twitter.com/EwEZql9E8X
Our love is your love. Crazy Liberal Ts here only until 3/22! Please RT/share! teespring.com/stores/crazy-l… pic.twitter.com/Va6MK9qUOc
Overheard quote of the day: "Oh you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot."
Overheard quote of the day: "I'm a boy. I pee on stuff. Duh."
Actual 1800s vampire killing kit… crucifix, wooden stake, garlic powder. I approve. pic.twitter.com/0u9XMSfdHe
My new documentary podcast on American Addiction needs help to get started. Please see the project and RT/Share it! kickstarter.com/projects/gordo…
Valentine's Day sexcapades in the online "dating" world. Sh .. I'm undercover. New article. themulligantank.com pic.twitter.com/5Yp5r0cOpA
Dear BBC: Snow melts. US RT "How do US cities dispose of thousands of tonnes of #snow?" bbc.in/1zSrrgK Jo pic.twitter.com/DKcYse5WGn
Roasted turkey, tomato, muenster, red bell pepper, humus on wheat with kale, cranberry, pine nut and feta salad. Sometimes simple is best.
Simple, right? True stuff. - RT @kellyfitz11 I couldn't recover from #alcoholism by fighting intoxication; but rather by choosing sobriety.
But ... that's basic stock. ???
Vote for your favorite book trailer and discover your next favorite read in the first #booktrailerlovefest contest! thndr.it/14vwPef
I confess to feeling good about this. "Why Republicans are giving glowing compliments to Dem Sen Elizabeth Warren." nyti.ms/1v4SfvJ