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Crude Jokes
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God dammit rays! You can't let the pitcher score what the hell
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say "nice dick"
What's the difference between snow women and snowmen? Snowballs
Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que
What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh
Nice legs.. What time do they open?
Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could get laid too
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers! They went through tons of stories in 5 seconds!
What did the World Trade Center workers order for lunch on 9/11? 2 Large plains
What is the only time a pentagon has four sides? When it intersects a plane
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
My wife came home from work one day crying and asked me to console her.. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox
What’s the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp!
How do you starve a Mexican? Hide the food stamps under the soap.
What's worse than a baby swinging from the fan on a rope by the neck? Stopping it with a shovel.
A black guy, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "get the fuck out"
Why don't black people go on cruises? Yeah, like they're gonna fall for that one again!