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James Carney
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Toro Delivery Boy saga continues with delivering to two half naked black people, and then the mans towel drops #notips #nolove
The term FHOCK gets me every time
Shoutout to that homie that made me deliver Chinese to an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere #youtherealmvp
If it wasn't for social media and the Facebook reminders, I wouldn't have a clue when anyone's birthday is
I have a strong belief marching band is a cult
I feel like I always seem dumb old Confederate shit by Joey Harrington everyday on Facebook
Key thing to achieve senioritis attend college visit on the daily
Newtown High School continues to increase its diversity. #15blacksandcounting
The best part of my summer was my mom going to the grocery store for food. #grateful
The only reason I would buy a fake id is to help out my homeboys that haven't turned 17 yet and can't watch rated R w/out an adult #21
Dissected "Straight Outta Compton" like "Forrest Gump" in History, give me some extra credit Jay Edwards
There is no "normal" way to get water out of your ear without getting looked at in public
Tans are temporary, freckles last forever #notablequotes
Grinds my gears that phones take bad or non existent pictures of the moon and stars. C'mon 'Merica it's 2015
Brian Araujo and Sam Strocchia could pass as siblings
The J Cole concert was almost as lit as the end of the Lizzie McGuire movie 🔥🔥🔥
vsco is an Instagram full of wannabe Savannah Montanos' thots
You can tell a lot by person by looking at what they watch on Netflix
It's amazing how "Thats 70's show" is so relatable to modern day society
A broken aux is a broken heart
Billy Joel is my father figure
Ed Sheeran is the type of guy to cry during sex
I secretly hate anyone who claims they're Gluten free
There's no going back after you change your language to Mexican Spanish in FIFA
I feel that at least one point in time, growing up in Newtown you work at a grocery store

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