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James Carney
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Me and my nigga Miles at Walgreens are on a first name basis
Fat ugly girls that ask to many questions on college tours will bring the death of me
I think it's possible to rig the Special Olympics especially from what snapchat has shown
"Can't feel my face" is a solid jam that is dance worthy only during the chorus
I could have a 5 course meal with all the samples at Costco #JohnnyManziel #winning
Carney shenanigans continues with biking trip ending 12 miles into the trip with a broken chain and exploded tire #blessed
Classic Carney family getting into fights over trivia night in an Irish Pub
Any girl that can rub sunscreen on my back is a keeper
Rager at the Lake Lillinonah rope swings, fav if you in
Anyone tryna beat my 5.18 mile time at night hmu
Can't wait to get my parking spot so I can take a snapchat of it and story it #ThingsWhitePeopleLike
I feel as if I myself am experiencing this work camp in Kentucky even though I'm in Newtown.
Is seeing a person in the diner itching themselves with fork and then eating with it, socially acceptable?
Nick Randle is the next Jay Edwards
Who wants to start a Christian Rock band with me and go places #Faith+1
A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices
Things white people like: uploading a picture of their graduation cap
Ya, you ain't really fuck with me way back then girl, how bout now #CaitlynPelisson
Hope to God insurance covers a claim labeled "girls taking IG pics on your roof"
My freckles will connect... And then we'll see who is laughing
When you find your Disney character
High school consists of many high key thots

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