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James Carney
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Man and I thought TFIOS was emotional #RE2PECT
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best
0 to 100 real fucking quick
If Cary doesn't have bagel bites Wednesday I don't know what I'll do
Everything smells fruity now
If high school has taught me one it's the ability to forge my parents signature with ease #syllabus
RT: @FWeatherby "The way I see it, eventually I'll hit puberty" @houlejosh
Me: me and @paulloleary are going to see Let's be Cops tonight Mom: why would see a movie called Lesbian cops?
The ALS ice bucket challenge is hitting Newtown fast and it's got me like
The constant smell of sunscreen #storyofmysummer
I don't absorb heat, I reflect it #SUMMER2K14 #SPF70
Urso cops mad poon
So much Mac' n cheese I can't handle it
If iPhones weren't able to screenshot I would be out a 1,000 pictures
The Carney's method of a party. "It's not a party unless there's alcohol" ...Five minutes later the cops turn up
The man, the myth, the legend, @MRaa232
I just want to do good rat things with my friends
WTF walking up my driveway and a heard of coyotes sprint by me
Some of these baseball players have some filithy flow