Lauren's one funny pisshead haha
#eastenders I get that some people want to loose wait or whatever, stop going on about it 24/7 it's sad and no one gives a shit pls go and eat a burger!
I'm starting to develop that "f*ck it" attitude towards everything
Couldn't imagine having a baby at this age, why is everyone up the duff?
Woke up with a huge headache😔
When someone calls my best friend their best friend:
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When you're out with your mum and she starts talking to people...
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When someone replies to your snapchat but you cant even remember what you sent in the first place..
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@fckcancerx3: Where the hell is the remote??" Forever doing this
A girls "whatever" means "fuck you".
Just raped Gail and then pushed her down the stairs
#YOLO #BARLOWED pic.twitter.com/nNfdRnqq5J I told Tracy, "don't talk with your mouth full". It was really putting me off my blow job.
Would love to be back in year 7 again
My mom be like "hell no we cant get mcdonalds, there's a fridge full of food"
Me:
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when the twitter app closes by itself
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When I tweet something funny and get no retweets
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Not going to lie, this is true
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if he can do it ...whats stopping you?
pic.twitter.com/iehbRNREzv I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 f*cking years ago
When people say "better than sex" they've obviously never had sex with me.
h8 them painful spots that's not ready to pop:(