Lauren's one funny pisshead haha #eastenders
I get that some people want to loose wait or whatever, stop going on about it 24/7 it's sad and no one gives a shit pls go and eat a burger!
I'm starting to develop that "f*ck it" attitude towards everything
Couldn't imagine having a baby at this age, why is everyone up the duff?
Woke up with a huge headache😔
When someone calls my best friend their best friend: pic.twitter.com/nm72hexPds
When you're out with your mum and she starts talking to people... pic.twitter.com/p9UNOXJRme
When someone replies to your snapchat but you cant even remember what you sent in the first place.. pic.twitter.com/VXimLh5vq1
: Where the hell is the remote??" Forever doing this
A girls "whatever" means "fuck you".
Just raped Gail and then pushed her down the stairs #YOLO #BARLOWED pic.twitter.com/nNfdRnqq5J
I told Tracy, "don't talk with your mouth full". It was really putting me off my blow job.
Would love to be back in year 7 again
My mom be like "hell no we cant get mcdonalds, there's a fridge full of food"
when the twitter app closes by itself pic.twitter.com/avUb72Rdoe
When I tweet something funny and get no retweets pic.twitter.com/5l5CV4ytij
Not going to lie, this is true pic.twitter.com/4OmV4XLh0L
if he can do it ...whats stopping you? pic.twitter.com/iehbRNREzv
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 f*cking years ago
When people say "better than sex" they've obviously never had sex with me.
h8 them painful spots that's not ready to pop:(