I woke up with Denise earlier. "Fuck,my knickers are wet" she said. I said "You wanting a shag then?" she said "No, you’ve pissed the bed"
The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.
Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
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@85_dance:
@Corywells10 cheers for the perfect cup of tea
#whipped mwhaha xx
pic.twitter.com/ZBDtNNqCdl” it's okay queen dance
#WASTEDYOUTH PISS OF PLS x x x
Come on holz nxt year with me n
@Leaphillips?
#NYC RT
@ReneNBC7: BREAKING: First look at damage from commuter ferry crash that injured 17+ in Lower Manhattan.
bit.ly/UKIDng Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, apart from polio.
Bit of Inbetweeners in bed should make me feel better..
Three weeks and 6 days till CYPRUS
@Corywells10 #hurryup #excited Too fuckin busy! Too busy fuckin!
#ThingsKidsSay 'I know you are but what am I.. '
I throw my dollaz up hiiiiiiiiiighhhhhh
"Boo you whore!" - Mean Girls
A real man treats his woman like a princess and fucks her like a porn star
A real women keeps her mans stomach full and balls empty
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@jakeinmoscow: Can we all take five to appreciate Christina's new body?!😍
pic.twitter.com/AQN8F1Y5CXX” Saved for the wank bank.
Michelle Keegan would get it😍👌
Michelle Keegan is amazing
I've just googled symptoms of dehydrationand I've definitely got that x x x x
Omg Chinese tonight thanks
@LeaPhillips96 Chinese tonight with my bro
@Corywells10 cartel#excited
Who pulles a whitey this time then Mr Wells ? ;)
@Corywells10 love you
I'm gna go crazy physco nuts
Me and you when we have to share a room in dads new house 😒
@court_hollowayy
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