it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY
This is the perfect day for being sad pic.twitter.com/ecjYWnt0Ro
imagine if it started raining sweaters i think i would start crying it’d be so beautiful
#foodporn #ribs #twitter
whens chip skylarks next tour
this is my head
everything cool i do is by accident
*crawls into your air vents* date me
i'm in love with youtubers ok
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one
oh my gosh i can see my ribs pic.twitter.com/JjLMCusAuR
"what do you mean the donuts werent for us" pic.twitter.com/9aH5jrR3a1
nothings worse than soft grapes
your account is fab okay okay bye ❤💁👌
I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
update: i still hate myself
the bags under my eyes hold all my hopes and dreams
*gives beyonce my autograph*
yes this is exactly what i was looking for pic.twitter.com/TX9NltlbmQ
my computer is slow because it wants to spend more time with me
unfollowing me wont free you from the chains of capitalism
MY MOST FAVORITE GIF IN THE MULTIVERSE 24.media.tumblr.com/d0d85f6a81c676…
i swear i havent shaves my legs since like the american revolution
what if eyebrows went all the way round your eyes
the guy said he just doesnt like having to clean it lol pic.twitter.com/aNAZcFyIhx
ugh my grandma always pees with the door open
The fact that its only monday makes me wanna drown myself in a toilet.
british people are so cute with their "maths"
you can drink a drink but you cant food a food
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank tea before it was cool.
*ba dum tsss*
You can't spell school without I hate my life.
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it's just pictures of himself
: I really dislike the name "directioner" idk why but can we like have a new name?" pic.twitter.com/L5I7GghBYk
Having a great time @latimesfob
! Omg its soo hot
I'm sorry for calling your salad a bunch of "gay-ass leaves."
thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
what if you met your favorite celebrity and they just treated you like how chip skylark treated vicky pic.twitter.com/UxkyCxNYS1
I've been given permission to eat in my room. Idk whether i should be excited or suspicious
do you think i can be whiter than harry styles one day?
S/O to @popcornzayn
for being like a really good guesser ♡
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.