couldnt quite make it to the bed
My dad takes pictures of the dogs at the houses he works on and posts them on his business' Facebook page as employee of the week
is it difficult to just appreciate what you have without the "at least im not *that*" mentality?
BUT ACTUALLY FUCKING EVIL BECAUSE IM PISSED
chaotic good boy
Your mcm doesn't root for the black families on family feud
the floor is healthy coping mechanisms
Solange sung the Proud Family theme song at her show and the whole crowd sung along 😍�Eb
dID YALL RLLY SAY KEHLANI MAKE FASHION NOVA MUSIC
the no. 1 song the day I was born and the no. 1 song around the time of my conception - the iconism 👏�CP
ONE IS YES AND ONE IS NO, THE DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT
i get so irrationally angry when people mix up 'nodding' and 'shaking' your head like....
"what we gettin into tonight 😈" - me to my bed at 9:21 PM
Rihanna: *points out my man*
Him: babe, you sure?
Me: GET ON THE FUCKING STAGE!
i thought i woke up illiterate i was scared twitter.com/illcapitano94/…
THERE'S SOMETHING UNDERNEATH MY BED, OH PLEASE BELIEVE I SAID twitter.com/aolanibani/sta…
my sister really thought Help! by the Beatles was sang by the Naked Brothers Band
why does quinoa look like super mini condoms?
Apple Music should be free. twitter.com/dregambiino/st…
How u get fired on your day off? twitter.com/tomilahren/sta…
Almost had a heart attack. Thought this said Michael Jackson. twitter.com/GRESON02/statu…
dan schneider was the shonda rhimes of nickelodeon
this picture voted for trump twitter.com/prep_life_usa/…
if u in bed by 10pm nothing bad will ever happen to u
Just completed my last presentation of my high school career and this was by far the most exciting one ✨
THE FACT YOU PUT THE GREENS INNA SEPARATE CONTAINER SO THE JUICE WOULDNT TOUCH EVERYTHING ELSE ! WIFE HER UP !!! THIS IS IMPORTANT! twitter.com/carrieebbyy/st…
vulnerability is so ugly on me
What Redbone would sound like while you're fidget spinning in the bathroom of a house party
to the guy eating a full dinner plate of brownies in the dining hall - i'm not staring in judgement, i'm staring in jealousy
this is the most disrespectful thing i've ever seen in my black life twitter.com/nba/status/866…
You thought u could lie to a app full of niggas like this. Like we don't personally know what Popeye's look like 😑twitter.com/TaylorAndrea_/…
Me @ oomf
why? we still got football, photobooths, and racism twitter.com/causewereclass…
Impeaching the whole White House cabinet trying to get to a decent president
just heard someone click their tongue & say 'or nah' & i was blasted so far into the past that i almost raised my hand to go to the bathroom
After sex and she just throws your romper over to you and says "your uber here"
I swear Jesus wore a crown, a sundress and some thigh high gladiators twitter.com/phillykg/statu…
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT'S FINALLY HERE,WHY SHARPAY EVANS WAS THE REAL VICTIM OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC:A THREAD
A fidget spinner is a vape for your fingers
ok i get it and im about it ... but homegirl really couldn't lift her arms or idk stand on the bench that's right behind her twitter.com/samsam2432/sta…
honestly slitting my own throat every time i need to swallow will probably hurt less than actually swallowing right now thats how sore it is
Lil Mama won this challenge years ago #bowwowchallenge
I grind for mines!!!!! I'm blessed. #BowWowChallenge
Goldlink is sooooo underrated