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i slept my eyebrows off
today i put 2019 on my test im so disgusted with myself
whoever was the first to realize today's date was the same forwards and backwards had too much time on their hands 4.10.14
i want a family of those 3ft plush rastafarian bananas
just requested 5000$ from my dad on paypal I hope it all works out
blow by beyoncé is sending me to hell
i can hear my dad clipping his toe nails
just ate 3 bowls of cereal this is not an april fools joke
i wonder if I'm harrys type of pal
i hope my school fell down
so there was an earthquake just now
my day is only ever as nice as my eyebrows
the worst news ive ever received was that raven wasnt an actual cheetah girl
"@cjxde: @cxrrine are you tweeting on the toilet?" stop
happy second monday
"@Ring_Porn: BLACK DIAMOND RING 😍�" god is real and he is powerful