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Gabe
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Boss: Have you see your co-worker? me: it's Not my day to watch him... Try me tomorrow., instead...
Seize the Day and Take whats yours!
Man dies of heart attack after botched execution - El Paso Times elpasotimes.com/latestnews/ci_… via @elpasotimes damn...
Great! Now the Dust Bunnies are chasing me... Quick! get a Broom! #ayepinche
I don't throw Punches.. I throw "PUTASOS!" The beating is more personal... #justsaying
Wow! Tomorrow makes a year that I officially retired out of the Military... #relief #didmytime #noregrets
This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies.
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That's it! I live on Tatoonie. . "Bring me the Jawas!" (Darth Vader voice) #tatoonie pic.twitter.com/6xVMMKPNcW
Some memories you want them under lock and key.. but something seems to open them up..#anger
Gm Everyone! Ready to get this Day Started.. #letsdothis #gymtime #fitness #gym
Made it! Another day done. . #yes back at it at 0400 am..#nite
Time for me goooooo to my Second job.. #fml #ohwellies
YMCA Minions HD: youtu.be/icViP-RZDy4 via @YouTube Yup! I can definately amuse myself.. lol
LAS MAÑANITAS - VICENTE FERNÁNDEZ: youtu.be/2ZU3H-7P8po via @YouTube AYYYYYE!!! #Sing it #loud
Excuse me.. If I told you.. you had a nice body.. Would you Hold It against me? ... #hopeso
I like going to Wing Stop because.. Everything I do.. I Wing it! #truedat
Fu-Caca!! I hope my Teacher doesn't Realize I Plagerised my paper for today.. Hey, it was a short notice paper..#shhhhhh
ugh... I'm not having fun at work...Anyone want to run in the Grass Frields naked! #ewww.. I'm kidding you Wackos.. #kidding
Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love: youtu.be/AVHITKnBnRY via @YouTube Remake of the 80's Version.. #killit
Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop Me Lyrics: youtu.be/ZUemnOrmBfM via @YouTube GET UP AND SCREAM!! #LOUD
My next life.. I'm gonna be a priest.. #betterlawyerup
True Love may fade but Not Lust.. #woop #woop
That 45 min. drive.. I think of the most Weirdest Shyt.. #justsaying
Hold it.. hold it.. Pweeeew.. let air out is what this chubby guy did as he walked in front me at the gym.. #hilarious