me after my 3am existential crisis
About to have me a large bowl of cherries and call it a night
Husband: Im a freelance hat stitcher
Wife: And I'm a stay at home dog mom.
Both: Our budget is 950K
this lipstick would look great on your lips
Waiting for Blac Chyna to respond to Rob...
Bats are basically sky puppies.
stressing over a situation you can’t control doesn’t do you any good. let it go.
Beyond excited to share with you all that we have just received news that Dad will be honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Allow your soul to speak freely
I really just want to pack all my shit and stay here in Chicago 😓
Honestly Maryland has a really cool flag
I don’t know how the fuck all these people my age & new college grads can afford all these fancy vacations, I can barely even afford rent!!
Our beloved AW passed away last night. He was the greatest. We'll miss him like crazy. We know you'll miss him too - West Family
When Freddy Kruger killing you but nobody else can see him vine.co/v/OxZlzVDvTMm
Three Simple Rules In Life
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
Lubbock has no chill 😂r
Hilary Duff killin' it 😳�ly
If everyone around you is having issues with you, then guess what ? The "ISSUE" is YOU.
You'll end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.
📷 crazycatladyxv: grrrlillabiscuits: he was a skater cat she said “see you later cat” meow meow meow...tmblr.co/ZSzPbw2MLVZsk
I don't think I've ever been this exhausted in my entire life
Your time is precious. Do not waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are too
Imagine being this insecure. twitter.com/craigandie625/…
Y'all bitches are really retarded
Texas is the only state I know where you can be going 95 in a 65 and people still pass you like this..
Literally waited 25 minutes for a medium order of fries @Whataburger
only to find out they are soggy
That lil "pfft" will have u shook af ! twitter.com/gvvap/status/8…
Definitely in need of some hard liquor right now
Doubt me so I can make you look stupid
When you're the family's favorite and you finally show up to the reunion
I work my ass off constantly, yet sometimes my parents just don't see it as enough
that's the last straw
I've consumed so much sugar today, I have the shakes, but I still want more
Literally spent the entire night after work cleaning & packing my whole kitchen. Now:
I wish San Antonio had a metro, I would take that shit everywhere! 🚝
i'm hard-headed not hard-hearted. i may be stubborn, sassy, & rude at times but i have a big heart and care about others more than i should.
You think JLo has a brown lawn?
Oh boy. The new cover of @TIME
I accidentally ran over a prairie dog ☹️
I work hard to spend my money on @SouthwestAir
flights and drinks
Blue Ivy On The Set Of The Partition Music Video
If y'all gonna buy them rompers make sure y'all stop skipping leg day cause y'all gonna look pathetic
This vine will never get old. vine.co/v/OQWYxElH9OQ
seeing a service dog in public and not being able to touch it cause its just doing its job