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Samantha
Today is not my day.
Where do I make a quick $10,000
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PLEASEEEEE research a news article before you repost it on Facebook. You make yourself look so uneducated posting fake news articles.
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(865): An “unreasonable amount of ejaculate” isn’t a reason to be angry at me.
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I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect.
How many secrets can you keep?
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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Take. Me. Back. I. Need. You. So. Bad. pic.twitter.com/w2iCUOzFrj
All I can say about that game is Carli Lloyd came to win.
honestly, I'm just happy to see people caring about female sports #USWNT #RepresentationMatters
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Smh If girls think VS models are every guys dream... We're not in fifth grade. Go ahead and eat that last chicken wing baby... u gorgeous
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100 times better at strobing than at contouring.
Mac and cheese, nap, slave away during FIFA.
Just got some facial wipes, a They're Real eyeliner, and a facial in a box kit for $2.45. Thank you points.
Saved by the Bell just made me cry.
I've received like 30 friend requests on Facebook today.
Now if you empty the one with me camping I have lorac, nars, urban decay, too faced, etc. oh how times have changed.
I remember when I would empty my makeup bag and it was like wet and wild and such.
Thought I lost my Nars Laguna for a second and got really sad.
THERE WAS A BEETLE IN MY HAIR.
Happy 4th of July 😊 be safe out there!
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I have 19 foundations and it's still not enough ya feel me
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ANYONE know when the FIFA cup final is tomorrow?
Saw so many boys post that photo on Facebook. Still pisses me off.
I need either a nap or another beer.
And they do not owe you anything. Don't turn it into something flawed about a girl for not wanting to be with you.
You are not single because you are nice. You are single because there is no girl who has yet chose to be with you.
You're idiotic if you think this is accurate in any way shape or form. pic.twitter.com/NgsS6ft2Mb
Just kicked ass at pong. The other person never even got to shoot.
Want to order the Lorac Pro Matte Palette so bad right now and 5x points ends today. What to do...
My parents are playing pong. What is life.
Watching Breaking Bad... Again.
Someone get me drunk and pierce my belly button. Since I can't seem to do it.
I should go to bed soon, I open bar tomorrow.
The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination.
Sounds so lovely to me.
I just want to spend a year living out of my suitcase.
Someone tent across America with me.




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