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Samantha
I'm so grumpy today.
The average woman will spend $4,000 on bras in her lifetime and owns an average of 16 pairs at any given time.
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Not pumped for the next two days.
Woke up to a wet @Harry_Styles dancing with @DannyDeVito , what a lovely thing.
I GOT MY ONE DIRECTION TICKETS. 😊😊😊😊😊
What if flies said β€œhey” every time they flew by your ear..
I want my beauty box.
I want candy corn. 😩
It's worth noting that Chipotle has the highest concentration of Cornellians outside of C-Town. It's basically a satellite campus.
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But I have next weekend off so that will be my motivation.
Working 10 hour days this weekend. Poop.
Problems, I've got them.
I need a xanex over one direction tickets.
But like why wouldn't I be able to. I've got them the past two tours.
I feel like because they're finally coming close, I won't get tickets.
ONE DIRECTION IS COMING TO BUFFALO FINALLY.
I hate going to the bank. Like here lady have 500 dollar and like half of it is in 1's and 5's. I'm totally not a stripper or drug dealer.
I have so much to accomplish today.
I want to go to Iceland and Cambodia. Someone take me.
Open one job tomorrow and closing the other. Yay πŸ˜’
In my opinion, that's not where it belongs.
I feel like I'm the only girl who doesn't post about there relationship on social networks.
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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All I do is pee. 24/7.
Listening to one direction fucked up my life so badly this ain’t even funny anymore.
I want my beauty box thannnng.
I've been tweeting like 5 tweets max a day lately. What is this.
Thanksgiving is getting closer, and that makes me happy.
My hair is actually done for the first time in a week. Holy shit.
Does it trip anyone else out that β€œG” is just an arrow going in a circle?
My body just freaking hurts.
Approximately 1% of the world's population is drunk at any given moment.
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The retweet i just did kind of is weird because I have a degree, apartment, and money in the bank. I want a masters, house, and more money.
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
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I hate when my body isn't on the same page as the rest of me.
What a lovely 11 hour serving shift. 😩
This is a long day that's not over with yet and that's not okay.
No one is excited for me and my baby cow love experience. πŸ˜’
I went to a petting zoo on my break and got licked by a baby cow.
I WANT TO GO BOWLING.
I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight
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I'm sick of being sick. πŸ˜’
My mac and cheese taste like popcorn.
What I want for my birthday is to get shitty with my girls. What I want for Christmas is my grandmas food.
Like dude you gave me life, a home, food, and love. That's enough for me.