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Why does it have to snow right now dude.
Going to speech then off to newark.
This is why I hate that I moved a couple hours away.
Can I just teleport to the hospital now. I can't handle waiting till noon tomorrow to see my dad.
I wish I had pretty hair and skin and a pretty face and I wasn't so unhappy with my appearance
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How am I supposed to sleep.. ๐Ÿ˜’
Wish I was with my dad right now. Meh.
Fuck fuck fuck. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
That was a terrible phone call. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Their scientist has a mullet, I don't know how much I would trust him.
Can I be Jennifer Lawrence?
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Mac and cheese makes me happier than it should.
The hardest part is letting go of the nights we shared
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โ€œ@WhatTheFFacts: There are 1,000 billionaires in the U.S.โ€ Can we make that 1001 plzzzzz.
What do you mean I'm still fat? I did a sit up 3 years ago.
Lifeโ€™s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who donโ€™t care.
Fuck fuck fuck. Bed.
And knowing my luck it was cost the exact extra 700 I have.
Actually have extra money this month. Made money tonight. Check engine light comes on. Cool.
Only made 60 bucks so far. ๐Ÿ˜’
Come into work and everyone tells me I look tan. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Not at all ready for this shift.
Better than my original 11am-2am though.
Working from 4 to 2am tonight. ๐Ÿ’”
My apartment is littered in solo cups.
Onion in my eye. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
Like those people are first hand saving lives and risking life dude.
I find it sad nurses, fireman, etc get paid less than people like Justin Bieber etc.
Tomorrow night is going to be insane.
Saudi oil costs about $2 to produce and sells for around $100.
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I want a job where I can wear regular clothes but still make 20 bucks an hour.
90% of my calorie intake comes from milk. I need to stop drinking it so much.
The fog in the valley here is so cool sometimes.
I donโ€™t need alcohol to make bad decisions, but it helps.
Rousey fight tomorrow. ๐Ÿ‘
People who wear matching pajamas really have their life put together.
I don't want to work.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
โ€œI donโ€™t trust anyone anymoreโ€ says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time.
Women are considered fragile but Iโ€™ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a manโ€™s ego.