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Samantha
Why does it have to snow right now dude.
Going to speech then off to newark.
This is why I hate that I moved a couple hours away.
Can I just teleport to the hospital now. I can't handle waiting till noon tomorrow to see my dad.
I wish I had pretty hair and skin and a pretty face and I wasn't so unhappy with my appearance
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How am I supposed to sleep.. 😒
Wish I was with my dad right now. Meh.
Fuck fuck fuck. 😥😥😥😥
That was a terrible phone call. 😰
Their scientist has a mullet, I don't know how much I would trust him.
Can I be Jennifer Lawrence?
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Mac and cheese makes me happier than it should.
The hardest part is letting go of the nights we shared
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@WhatTheFFacts: There are 1,000 billionaires in the U.S.” Can we make that 1001 plzzzzz.
What do you mean I'm still fat? I did a sit up 3 years ago.
Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.
Fuck fuck fuck. Bed.
And knowing my luck it was cost the exact extra 700 I have.
Actually have extra money this month. Made money tonight. Check engine light comes on. Cool.
Only made 60 bucks so far. 😒
Come into work and everyone tells me I look tan. 😊
Not at all ready for this shift.
Better than my original 11am-2am though.
Working from 4 to 2am tonight. 💔
My apartment is littered in solo cups.
Onion in my eye. 😥
Like those people are first hand saving lives and risking life dude.
I find it sad nurses, fireman, etc get paid less than people like Justin Bieber etc.
Tomorrow night is going to be insane.
Saudi oil costs about $2 to produce and sells for around $100.
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I want a job where I can wear regular clothes but still make 20 bucks an hour.
90% of my calorie intake comes from milk. I need to stop drinking it so much.
The fog in the valley here is so cool sometimes. pic.twitter.com/csdHMfCJbw
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions, but it helps.
Rousey fight tomorrow. 👍
People who wear matching pajamas really have their life put together.
I don't want to work.
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
“I don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time.
Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego.