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Watching Breaking Bad... Again.
Someone get me drunk and pierce my belly button. Since I can't seem to do it.
I should go to bed soon, I open bar tomorrow.
The artist must bow to the monster of his own imagination.
Sounds so lovely to me.
I just want to spend a year living out of my suitcase.
Someone tent across America with me.
Two months until OTRA. 😍
"Who are you texting?" Answer with the names of a friend they like. #LiesIveToldMyParents
"Mom, the whole class failed that test it's totally fine." #LiesIveToldMyParents
I'm just so lazy in the morning.
I really wish I could do my makeup at night for the next day and it would stay on my face where I put it on my face.
"You never apologized for hurting me but I apologized 12 times for being angry about it"
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when i said "netflix n chill," i meant "netflix n chill". stop tryna kiss me. watch this 9/11 conspiracy theory documentary or get out
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How the hell do you get wax out of hair..
The Ultra Matte Lipstick is hands down one of the best purchases I've ever made. Now I'm dying to order more of them. @ColourPopCo
Okay so I received my first @ColourPopCo order ever and all I can say is wow.
I have four and I still wouldn't begin to call me tatted up hahaha.…
The plane crash episode makes me want to surrender myself to a mental institution. #GreysAnatomy
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Have tomorrow off and not the slightest clue on what to even do with the day.
Same for my birchbox points. 😩
Saving up my Ulta points is so difficult.
I saw like four seconds of fireworks and they were a magical four seconds.
How is it possible to be so awkward and confident all at the same time??
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Went to the fireworks. Saw zero fireworks. 😥😥😥😥😥😥
Now just need to be hearing this on Warped.…
I should be asleep. Not up in this much freaking pain. 😩
My stomach is killing me. Might be dying maybe.
Made close to $200 tonight. I'm. So. Happy.
I'm not broke, I'm pre rich.
I bought three cheap things and got like 100 points
Seriously racking up some points right now. 5x points at Ulta this week and my platinum bonus points.
Literally always go into ulta with no makeup on. They are probably so confused on what I do with all the stuff I buy.
wait for me, i know it won't be easy
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Like my throat hurts so bad right now.
Can they just take my tumors out now, that would make me beyond happy.
You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece.
I need to run with some type of weapon.

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