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β€œ@Sagittarius_ht: #Sagittarius are easily annoyed because they get impatient.” Impatient with people's bullshit.
Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it.
Calling into work kills me inside.
Waking up at 6:30 am to vomit everywhere is always fun.
Pain pain go away, please don't come back any other day.
Watching If I Stay and having food made for me. This is okay with me.
I haven't move out of my bed in like 4 hours.
I just want freaking heat.
Too bad I'm like on my death bed today.
Back at it. πŸ˜’
Legit think my body is giving out on me right now.
Not feeling this 13 hour shift.
β€œ@MinionNot: This breaks my heart πŸ˜”pic.twitter.com/NaLAeSvwpPP” NOT OKAY.
Neeeeeed sleeeeep.
I miss very few things about high school, but you're one of them.
Update: the apartment building still hasn't fixed our heat. 😞
I'm so mad. Gaaaaah.
Someone with heat let me come over.
That last tweet was a lie. I called and yelled at the post office, called my landlord that our heat is broken, and called back my doctor.
I have like 10 things to do but I am going to not do any of them.
I'm hungry but I don't want to move from my blankets.
I'm so annoyed right now.
So excited all day to come home to my beauty boxes that said delivered. They're no where in sight. What a lovely first month πŸ˜’@BeautyBox55
The traffic leaving syracuse right now is giving me toronto traffic war flashes.
Guess I have thyroid cancer or whatever this man thinks.
When you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
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Why is my header chocolate chip cookies, why was that a life choice..
I am sick of still caring about you.
It's too cold and too early for me to exist right now.
β€œ@BruhFacts: Global warming is causing bacon shortages.” @Caradelevingne
I don't want to go to the doctors. πŸ˜’
Watching a Dane Cooke stand up, reminded me so much of @Nikki_Case007
I need a new game to play on my phone, Two Dots has become to easy.
Being the Queen of England is a hard job.
Seriously can't wait until my birthday. πŸŽ‰
They need to put a hooters in Ithaca.
Update: they fixed our toilet. I can pee now.
β€œ@Funny_Comedians: perks of having small boobs πŸ’οΏ½pic.twitter.com/4Fvs8dDfs7s7”I have small boobs and that shit still hurts.
I enjoy when people bring me food.
My snap story is just me slowly getting ready for the day ha.
(216): Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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Are you sleeping, baby by yourself? Or are you giving it to someone else?
Out of Mac and cheese and peas. πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
I love waking up to having a broken toilet. This is exactly what I wanted to do with my day off.