Why has someone signed me up to this please
Simon Cowell's son looks like he belongs in Lord of the Rings. And his name is Eric. Some people are just unlucky.
Stop buying kebabs when you're drunk fam, Mr Patel from the kebab house is turning that money u give him into an AK47
When you see your friend cheating on his girlfriend in the club
Gave mum's friend my phone so she could get a feel & see if she wanted to switch to iPhone. She clicked on my music😊�Oa
"You can take the brother out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the brother"
Not my fault I play centre back
Must've been drunk last night, I brought my drink of water to bed in a vase
Literally wtf is happening
When she says "Let's take a picture for Instagram"
My favourite reaction is Demoy's
I would love to message her back but if anything did materialise and we got married, her name would be Lynn Lynn.
Yeah okay, Travis. That happened.
Loads of drama on my Facebook feed then there's this status in amongst it all, brilliant
People quoting my last tweet & tagging Meek Mill as if he's going to come to Bridgend, Wales & knock on my door like
In year 3 you'd be like "Miss Jimmy just broke his leg" and she'd tell you to fix the problem with a handful of these