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Conor Lynn
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Talking to your parents on the phone
Mum genuinely just doesn't like me. She prefers my friends. Look at the difference.
2 years ago today, never forget
Yeah thanks for blacking out my username, you backup dancer
So can I do coke and tell police I'm just raising awareness for cocaine abuse?
10 minutes into bacon and chill and he gives you this look
Nah the fuck is this, my bed in uni is as high as my shoulders. I need to climb a ladder to get into my bed.
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How's that a thing?
So first he uses a ghostwriter for his songs, now he's using me as a ghostwriter for his jokes??
When u marked each other's work in school & the kid marking yours puts his hand up & says "They put ___, is that ok?"
What u saying Ruth
Don't mind me, mum. Just trying to figure who the fuck you think you're talking about.
When you get that "I still haven't had my period" text
The @cottreII Tinder lookalike is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen
"Let's preserve this historical landmark by sticking a big fucking McDonald's next to it"
I leave the country to escape the bellends but still managed to bump into this one
No I'm fucking not
Hahaha am I in Amsterdam or Jamaica?
This is like the equivalent of a girl saying "awww" after you tell her you really fancy her
When someone has an amazing body but their face looks like bacteria

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