Having an organized and pretty vanity is goalssssss ✨😍e
"Mom, I'm having friends over"
When you're at the mall and suddenly your mom went missing
you can't spell disappointment without men
me if my job told me to come in: wtf do they not see there's snow outside?
me if my boo told me to come over:
you can tell he's been wanting to do that forever
Me: I can't stand drama
Weekend expectations vs reality
do u ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like
when u accidentally step on your dogs paw
*hears & sees what drunk me did*
"that wasn't me that was patricia"
When you think you slept through your alarm but you still have an hour to sleep
When you're getting yelled out and stay quiet but lowkey you wanna cry
when bae says something slick and you wanna talk back but you trying not to be crazy anymore
"maybe you should just say you're sorry"
"will you be ready within an hour?"
when you open twitter at midnight