when my mom tells me to make my own food
"you're the only person I'm talking to"
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
sunflower bouquets are my favorite 😍�nc
When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22
me: who am I to judge?
Adam Sandler looks like a guy who isn't Adam Sandler but really looks like Adam Sandler
The safest thing to order at a restaurant you've never been to
When you gotta run out to your car real quick
Me: "I'm going to bed early tonight"
Me at 3 am:
When your teacher changes slides and youre not done copying it down
"What are you doing?"
"What did you do today?"
"Why haven't you texted back?"
I would die if a guy ever did this to me! 😍�jz
me stepping outside when it's anything higher than 65 degrees
"Wanna see me not care?… You wanna see me do it again?"
Don't tell me a beard and a good haircut don't have the same affect as makeup
Well, would you look at the time!
going to see Finding Nemo vs.
going to see Finding Dory
"let's get coffee"
"ooo lets get our nails done"