when you're heavy creeping your crushes Instagram and accidentally like that picture from 52 weeks back
trying to make a joke that doesn't offend anyone in 2016
"we can't talk anymore"
"you gotta smart mouth"
"ion think this gone work"
"i don't like your attitude"
When your Pokemon Go vibrates but it's just another Rattata
me: *stubs my toe*
me for an entire week:
"Welcome to Olive Garden, what can I start you off with today?"
I KEEP ON FALLIN'....iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn...
me: ok but who am I to judge?
Realising your summer plans so far only consist of sleeping late and constant anxiety
How grandparents look at their cellphones
"so tell me something about yourself"
I cherish the day when I will wake up in the morning and see this.
When a boy says im pretty vs when a girl says im pretty
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but your remaining balance says $4
When you see your parents do this you know they're about to finesse the hell out that reverse
What the Pokemon Go loading screen is basically saying