*someone lights a cigarette*
when your iPhone suspiciously starts acting up around the time apple announced a new iPhone
I can WATCH my phone die down to 1% and still be mad/shocked when it cuts off like
When you double text and still get no reply
The only Apple product that stays loyal and lasts forever
Me: I won't fall for them
Them: "hey what's up"
teacher: hm, who havent I called on yet…
When you text him at 8:03 and he doesn't respond by 8:02
When u drowning in homework but still say yes to going out
" why don't you text back "
one of the best dad jokes ever
people: are you ok?
it's my goal to be this calm when things are falling apart
me when my tweet gets more than two likes
when u get ignored in the group chat and then someone else puts something in and gets a reply instantly
why would someone leave a perfectly good loaf of bread on the ground
When you're watching something on your laptop and you see your reflection
Stanley Yelnats got more time for accidentally stealing a pair of shoes than Brock Turner did for rape
So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your boulder