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RT @StefStratakis I'm your average comedian. I'm a comedium.
Apologies to @StefStratakis. Auto corrected.
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RT @StefStratakis I'm your average comedian. I'm a comedian.
RT @CrypticBullshit Sugar daddies are prone to diabetes.
RT @KeithAlberstadt I bet when golfers advise Obama to "work on his putts", his auto reply is "C'mon. Biden's not that bad."
RT @AdamWolf77 I can make a really good sandwich but I wouldn't call myself an artist.
RT @EnglishmanChris I'm not gay, or lesbian, or bi, or transsexual. But I love making bacon sandwiches. I'm B.L.T. G...
RT @joshgondelman Panera is Subway after a semester abroad.
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RT @DavidKinney Never trust a psychic who has a STD
RT @seanytime Jury duty is the DMV but with way more pizazz.
RT @TimNorthern FYI are three of the six letters in frying.
RT @LandonOutLoud Happy belated Mother's Day to all you ladies who don't know it yet.
RT @gregularcomedy So do we go back to treating our moms like shit now?
RT @MissDonnaCarter OK Mother's Day is over. Change those pics. I need to know who's who. #confused
RT @CubanBrouse I'm gonna start ordering drinks in Starbucks sizes when I'm not at Starbucks. "Yes, can I get a venti sonic blast?"
RT ‏@shelbyfero A guy just ordered an iced coffe as a "coffee on the rocks" DO I KILL HIM OR ASK HIM TO BE MINE
RT @thispartyislame Everything happens for a reason. For example, I put out of date milk in my coworkers coffee because I hate her.
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RT @tomclarkcomedy Hate it when people screw up u'r and ur.
RT @bradhinshaw Stubbed my pinky toe and spoke in tongues. Felt good.
RT @JesseIsTerrific I think we've done enough with the phrase "Wow. Just wow." I vote we ditch it and come up with some grown-up thoughts.
RT @LandonOutLoud “Carpe diem” is YOLO for smart people. #yolo
RT @StuMcCallister I put the 'Ha' in hate.
RT @RGDaniels "Whatever and things and, like, right?" - The next generation
RT @JonnyFisch Walk for hunger: How about a cook for hunger?
RT @alexstonecomedy I talk about soups the same way I used to talk about my hopes and dreams.
RT @CheThinks I just ate a turkey burger on purpose. #adulthood
MT @mikebrodycomic Never get in shape.All it does is make u buy new shirts that u won't be able to fit into ...when reality reasserts itself
RT @lynchcarmen I stretched. I ran. I smell.
RT @GregWarren I can do 50 pushups but the last 45 are pretty ugly.