"Hey Colton...show us ur tits."
This is me expressing how truly sad I am that I won't be attending San Diego comic con for the first time in 5 yrs. I can't find my chill :(
Who knew we were master sculptors!? If I had pottery class in high school I woulda been top of my freakin class! #MasterSculptor #ImAnArtist #GhostShit
I have tennis elbow @allymaki . I hate tennis elbow. I am an amateur with tennis elbow. 3rd workout of the day & I might have to go to bed now
Flashback to the day my brother @joshuahaynes married his Prince Charming @scottculley . They have been together longer than anyone in my entire family & I am so happy to know that more are finally able to marry!!! :) #LoveWins #Equality #TearsOfJoy !
What I do all day. Having a machine as one of ur best friends is really great. Im a delusional tennis wannabe haha. #FinallyAddictedToFitness #NoMoreLazyColton #MyThumbsHurtWhileTypingThis #Hashtag #IthinkImDrunkOnProtein
Happy Bday @valgabond ! 80s bday parties are always the best parties. #AnotherDayAnotherCostume
That awkward moment when u realize ur 3 yr. old nephew is way cooler than u will ever be. #FutureJamesBond #Waiting4GapKidsToCall @haynesclinton . #ChristianColton
Group naps in cars wit @emilybett & @davidpaulramsey r the best kind of naps. #Fam
I am so happy for my friend @serenawilliams !!! Prob bout to cry cause no one works harder than her and is more deserving! #FrenchOpenChampion ! #20GrandSlams #BestDancerInWorld #AndTennisPlayer :) Ahhhhhh!!!!! So happy!!!
What up Paris peeps!!! :)
Paris nights wit @davidpaulramsey & @willaaaahh
I'm so excited to announce that I am now the new face of "Jetlag"! I just shot this in Paris! Incredible photography. (Beware of my random Jetlag humor...it cracks me up at least)😸 Excited to meet some of yall this wknd! #ParisLove
Thx for makin #SanAndreas #1 ! So happy for everyone involved. I think it's time for a sequel @therock :) @realmattgerald @toddwilliamsofficial #HelicopterRescue ! Thx for havin us along for the ride @peytonology #BeauFlynn #HiramGarcia
Having cat friends is just so much easier than having human friends. They just get me #CatDaddy @thatcatpatch
Thx to those who've helped make @sanandreasmovie a massive success, #1 ! I think we can do even better :) Here's another exclusive clip with @morgs_griffin ! Being a small part of this film was a dream come true & can't believe I got to do my 1st film with these incredibly talented ppl! Feeling so l
LS: The best dressed men of the week (including Jason Statham i@Burberry
#SanAndreas is now in Theatres! Here's an exclusive clip! Brace yourself for the big one. @sanandreasmovie
The best (and worst) dressed men in the world this week gqm.ag/1HB5GTC pic.twitter.com/rmjwBFrhtI