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Colton Jacobson
Reality television shows the downfall of our generation
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
heaven is a place on earth with you
@KarolineMilton: lana del rey concert with @ColtonJacobson in 11 days 😍💃😎” literally just crapped my pants.
cash comes quick when looks can kill
rangers game was krunk @karolinemiltonmusic
There are so many things wrong with this picture.
Goals of the day: 1. Finish an entire season on Netflix 2. Take a 4 hour nap 3. Eat my body weight in food 4. Not get run over
"Please don't act like you can stare better than me because you can't" Ok mom.
You can make up for your awful attitude by giving me a slice of pizza thanks
If you find me annoying, you'll be glad to find out that I don't care bye
i think i'm just awkward on purpose
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Remember when :D was cute. Sixth grade was a dark time.
I'm so sorry that I can't make a video this week. It's been a rough week I'll be back next week.
Starbucks is a religion
I would set my alarm, but I know that the second I hear it go off in the morning, I will throw it out my window.