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Collin F
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"We hoped to be the head and have become the tail" #BookOfEnoch
Learn to appreciate.
Macoroni & Shrimp >>>
I wish depression was nonexistent
Never good enough
@WTFisCollin I'm so sorry about that! If you fill out this form I'll tell our quality team & replace those for you!
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“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” -Isaac Asimov
Remember this? :D
Don't define someone by their possessions, but by their values.
Don't fear the reaper
Poor @JeremyClarkson. If only he'd abused a child instead of a producer then the @BBC would've covered the whole thing up.
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Only in college will you have a 10 dollar tax for a book.
I know the perks of bullshit, but is it meant for me?
I could listen to this over and over
"How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard"
"The way I'm awarded? Well that's God's decision."
"Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute."
"I know that if I'm generous at heart, I don't need recognition"
Bojangles sounds really good rn.
Midterms <<< Netflix
Hope @Stoopid_Zooted recovers from surgery well! #PrayingForYa
Better Call Saul
Now that the Super Bowl is over it's time to get ready for The Walking Dead! @WalkingDead_AMC
Why do twitter parody accounts have to ruin a phrase?
Always love a national holiday for a guy who the govt hated when he was alive.
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Why does this have to be so damn difficult
Nothing ever works out for me.
I just hope I see u in person 💯
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BREAKING: The brilliant new cover of Charlie Hebdo. I suggest the entire world retweets this.
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