And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Never been to a church thats bigger than a mall. #PortCity
Trump wants to ban Muslims, but if we learned anything from prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.
Walked 20,000 steps today at Disney World.
Don't let your life revolve around someone else's.
"Aw man, look at thith. They put way too many thwinkles.
Time to try out this all day breakfast #Mcdonalds
This new iOS update is sweet. My favorite part is how nothing works now. Super innovative.
I hope I see the light someday.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"We hoped to be the head and have become the tail" #BookOfEnoch
I wish depression was nonexistent
I'm so sorry about that! If you fill out this form bit.ly/1IfHAAK
I'll tell our quality team & replace those for you!
THEY THREW A PARTY IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM LMFAO
NAH SORRY BUT IM FUCKING DYING 😂😂idI
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” -Isaac Asimov
Don't define someone by their possessions, but by their values.
. If only he'd abused a child instead of a producer then the @BBC
would've covered the whole thing up.
Only in college will you have a 10 dollar tax for a book.
I know the perks of bullshit, but is it meant for me?
I could listen to this over and over