Lol can't even take a joke.
Told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli.
Verizon is so fucking rigged.
Success is always the best form of revenge.
Don't understand why people have pit Bulls as pets. Stupid mutt almost killed my dog.
It's not the feeling of completeness I need, but the feeling of not being empty.
Yo taste in music is 😎 af bro a lot of people don't even kno who mf doom is it about the greatness of madvillain 👌twitter.com/wtfiscollin/st…
Don't fear what you can't control
What idiot called it an auction instead of serious bidness?
Ayee my corolla sport can beat a z06
Cuh hobbton high passes anyone 😂�twitter.com/wtfiscollin/st…
How can you graduate high school, and still not know how to spell simple words?
MF Doom a lyrical terrorist
It be hard to understand me cause my jaw keep lockin
There's no such thing as a humble rapper.
I'll always be there for people who'd do the same for me.
Another day another blessing.
That moment when you're investigating the Hillary murders and you start to get scared for your own life.
If everyone's in the fast lane then it's not a fuckin fast lane.
Ironic how the first gold medal the US earned this year was in shooting.
It's ethical to disclose you're getting paid for this review also. twitter.com/VICE/status/76…
Don't bail last minute ya old hags. #LT
Forreal tho my mom has some shitty friends, I can't stand seeing her upset.
The real challenge is surviving the stay in Rio. #RioOlympics2016
Redman is too underrated.
goes wrong and you accidentally let slip the truth. 😂😂iud
To the people who leave their brights on 24/7 don't get mad if I throw whatever is close to me at your car.
There is some dirty ass so called "friends" out there lol
No doubt tho you a bitch for that.
I was by your side when nobody else was.
Don't be condescending just because you finally started getting your shit together.
note to self:
Who the hell throws a half eaten watermelon in my front yard
Being a sheep herder sounds fun
Statement by @POTUS
on the Attack in Nice, France
I will be making the announcement of my Vice Presidential pick on Friday at 11am in Manhattan. Details to follow.
Villains have a vision for the world. Heroes don’t, their only goal is to stop the villains from reaching their goals.
"The easiest way to solve a problem is to deny it exists."
All your life, be sincere.
All the Pokémon at Topsail are mine.