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I'm more concerned about catching up on my TV shows than I am about my homework.
So much homework, so few fucks
When somebody tells me that they are "not a pizza person"
There's really no point to me being an organ donor, most of my important ones are already on their way out
"Sweatpants, hair tie, chilling with no makeup on, that's when you're the ratchetest, making this an honest song"
Can somebody please make italics for texting a thing? So many problems would be solved
Sunday is technically part of the weekend but it's really more on the weekday side #traitor
It's a gorgeous day, I've got a beer in my hand and The Masters are on #perfection
Forget diamonds, leggings are a girl's best friend
If you attempt to start your diet on a Sunday morning, here's a spoiler alert: YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL
Shit gets weird after day drinks
Whether it's fast or slow, I already know that I'm gonna enjoy the rideee
Don't slap a bitch, slap the bag!
You can't go wrong with Chipotle
I have a dream that one day I will hook up with a total hottie, and as the nights ends he'll say, "And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles."
I just want a love like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have
It's tan line and tailgate season
If my pictures had time stamps that would greatly help me piece together the mystery that was my night
"Hell yeah girl, you can dance! Go out there and show 'em what you got!" -vodka to me, every Friday night
There is no way that sunglasses were not invented by somebody with a hangover
I bet there is so much food that I don't even remember eating #drunchies
Drinking in moderation is like getting a half-chub, there is some definite potential for a good time but in the end it's just disappointing
If you're happy and you know it take a shot *clap clap*
Why fix your problems when you can drown them in whiskey?