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Twitter is like the fridge. If you're bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it
They say the best things in life are free, but food definitely isn't free so what are they trying to say.
I want to go out during the week but then my bank account is all mmm, better not.
Having a crush is such a bummer because either they don't like you back or I'm pretty sure there's a second option but I idk what it is.
I'm pregnant and Taco Tuesday is the father
If Carrie Underwood's husband doesn't wake up next to her everyday feeling like the luckiest man in the world then he is doing life wrong
I love online shopping but I also love having money in my bank account, do you see my problem?
Mondays suck, especially when they're on Tuesdays
I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.
I stalked him on Instagram so basically I've known him for years.
I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear
How did people avoid unwanted social interactions before cell phones? I'm serious.
I hope Hell has good wifi
Real best friends know each other's iPhone pass codes
Having one of those "my life is a sick joke" moments. Also known as work.
I hate when my family accuses me of doing nothing all day. Did you not see me eating??
Realizing that the reason why you think the Coke tastes weird is because there's no alcohol in it. #CTL
If my actual wedding turns out even half as well as I've planned it on Pinterest, I'll be happy.
First order of business upon waking up is scheduling at least one, if not multiple, naps.
The only ride or die bitch I need in my life is iced coffee
50 shades of text me the fuck back
Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.