Parts of rap songs don't make sense without the other parts.
ow.ly/liOM1 How many Hitlers can YOU name? Trick question. It's illegal.
ow.ly/li6OR Yes, after this prank the man's swim trunks strangled him.
ow.ly/li6YU When a celeb gives your commencement speech are you lucky or is he?
ow.ly/liOe9 Broccoli's not that big a fan of you either.
ow.ly/lilmx A photographer's only as good as his subject.
#CatsOfInstagram ow.ly/liLKH Prepping for
#ComedyWeek over here. Needs a barking dog.
instagram.com/p/ZoTbwzJw4o/ Hashtag game! Tweet out something funny or weird about the worst car you've ever had and tag with
#worstcarieverhad. Could be on our show!
RT if you're all about
#YMCMB (Your Mom's Cash Money aka Broke)
.
@Trent_T_Money Create an account on our site and submit to our editors for review. The only thing easier is making fun of Anthony Weiner.
Ah New York! The big apple. The windy city. City of angels. Cleveland rocks.
two kinds of smells in nyc: food and really really really not-food
New York is essentially an endless barrage of awkward run-ins
Baseball is America's pastime because you can do it anywhere in America.
ow.ly/li6m6 Batman just got more hilarious.
#OutTakes #ComedyWeek ow.ly/li7eW Like MC Hammer says, No Touching.
#ADWorldTour ow.ly/li5Yb Oedipus hooked up with his mom & had to claw his eyes out but Marty McFly gets 2 sequels & a theme park ride.
Hangin' with
@jakeandamir and
@JakeHurwitz tomorrow night for
@CollegeHumor All-Nighter! Tune in 8pm to
@YouTube #ComedyWeek Best part of waking up is a little
#RealTalk on your cup.
ow.ly/ligde Child support vs. surgery. You do the math.
ow.ly/li0vW You're typos are annoying the
#Twidiots ow.ly/li3iL Them cats is hanging on every word he says.
ow.ly/lhYYq Whoa
@Sethrogen &
@JamesFrancoTV promise to get crazy for likes on the
@ThisIsTheEnd Facebook page
ow.ly/lg6MU These are the outtakes this town needs AND deserves.
ow.ly/lhYBS So stupid to think a golfer would eat fried chicken. Their hands are their most precious commodity.
"Hey Sergio, stop stealing my material" – Fuzzy Zoeller
Outrageous that someone in the highly integrated, urban accessible sport of golf made a racist comment about Tiger Woods.
Sergio Garcia apologized for his fried chicken statement, adding, "It's just that I hate everything about this man."
I bet Sergio Garcia's fried chicken sucks.
In the year 10,000 AD, sports will be played by robots in space on holographic fields but the arenas will still play Welcome To The Jungle
The hardest thing about the death of a pet is knowing that no matter how hard you try, you'll never be able to prove I killed it.
Bear Surprises Horses in SoCal Neighborhood. Community Anxiously Awaits Arrival of Shark.
Gatorade sale not worth it.
ow.ly/lgjL7 The future Will Ferrells are in your school. Here's how to find them:
ow.ly/lgb2X This trick totally works on the second try.
ow.ly/lghsv Lionel Richie voice: All night long! (All night. All night.)
#CHAllNighter ow.ly/lghnz You should be honest in a job interview but under no circumstance do you keep it real.
ow.ly/lgdhU Confrontations are tough but necessary. Lol just said "tough butt."
ow.ly/lgfr8 Stop trying to make fetch happen, Carlin impersonator!
ow.ly/lgaz8 Raising kids is hard. Especially keeping them off the ground for long periods of time.
ow.ly/lgdbO Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my future wife:
ow.ly/lg982