when my parents ask me why i only have two dollars in my bank account
Sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures
When the syllabus says the final exam will be curved
"Attendance is not mandatory"
this should be in all restrooms
Parents: What happened last semester?
me when I'm in college 😂B
me: i'll just do my hw once I'm home
me once im home:
When your boss let's you leave early
Me: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight and get lots of rest
My brain, my insecurities, my thoughts, my anxiety:
When u buy books from the bookstore instead of slugbooks
When someone talks about having a 4.0
me ignoring someone vs me getting ignored
Everybody's attitude for next semester
you ever sleep so hard..... that when you wake up... you need another nap.... just from sleeping so hard...
When I come home from college and my mom tries to tell me I can't go out
This is genius my classes need to do this
me during finals week VS me during the break
YOU CAN ONLY RT THIS TODAY