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Reading text messages when you’re drunk as fuck
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“Don’t worry I’ll just have one drink tonight”
When you see your friends taking shots without you
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when you get too drunk and start thinking about life
Mcdonalds worker:"I'm a magician & can make the penny disappear under the water bottle. look for it in the bottle"
to the families of the fallen, on this Memorial Day, our hearts are with you
This makes me sad 😔🇺🇸🇺
when you get drunk af and wake up in an unknown place

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