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Parts of rap songs don't make sense without the other parts. ow.ly/liOM1
How many Hitlers can YOU name? Trick question. It's illegal. ow.ly/li6OR
Yes, after this prank the man's swim trunks strangled him. ow.ly/li6YU
When a celeb gives your commencement speech are you lucky or is he? ow.ly/liOe9
Broccoli's not that big a fan of you either. ow.ly/lilmx
A photographer's only as good as his subject. #CatsOfInstagram ow.ly/liLKH
Prepping for #ComedyWeek over here. Needs a barking dog. instagram.com/p/ZoTbwzJw4o/
Hashtag game! Tweet out something funny or weird about the worst car you've ever had and tag with #worstcarieverhad. Could be on our show!
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RT if you're all about #YMCMB (Your Mom's Cash Money aka Broke)
.@Trent_T_Money Create an account on our site and submit to our editors for review. The only thing easier is making fun of Anthony Weiner.
Ah New York! The big apple. The windy city. City of angels. Cleveland rocks.
two kinds of smells in nyc: food and really really really not-food
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New York is essentially an endless barrage of awkward run-ins
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Baseball is America's pastime because you can do it anywhere in America. ow.ly/li6m6
Like MC Hammer says, No Touching. #ADWorldTour ow.ly/li5Yb
Oedipus hooked up with his mom & had to claw his eyes out but Marty McFly gets 2 sequels & a theme park ride.
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Best part of waking up is a little #RealTalk on your cup. ow.ly/ligde
Child support vs. surgery. You do the math. ow.ly/li0vW
You're typos are annoying the #Twidiots ow.ly/li3iL
Them cats is hanging on every word he says. ow.ly/lhYYq
Whoa @Sethrogen & @JamesFrancoTV promise to get crazy for likes on the @ThisIsTheEnd Facebook page ow.ly/lg6MU
These are the outtakes this town needs AND deserves. ow.ly/lhYBS
So stupid to think a golfer would eat fried chicken. Their hands are their most precious commodity.
"Hey Sergio, stop stealing my material" – Fuzzy Zoeller
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Outrageous that someone in the highly integrated, urban accessible sport of golf made a racist comment about Tiger Woods.
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Sergio Garcia apologized for his fried chicken statement, adding, "It's just that I hate everything about this man."
I bet Sergio Garcia's fried chicken sucks.
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In the year 10,000 AD, sports will be played by robots in space on holographic fields but the arenas will still play Welcome To The Jungle
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The hardest thing about the death of a pet is knowing that no matter how hard you try, you'll never be able to prove I killed it.
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Bear Surprises Horses in SoCal Neighborhood. Community Anxiously Awaits Arrival of Shark.
Gatorade sale not worth it. ow.ly/lgjL7
The future Will Ferrells are in your school. Here's how to find them: ow.ly/lgb2X
This trick totally works on the second try. ow.ly/lghsv
Lionel Richie voice: All night long! (All night. All night.) #CHAllNighter ow.ly/lghnz
You should be honest in a job interview but under no circumstance do you keep it real. ow.ly/lgdhU
Confrontations are tough but necessary. Lol just said "tough butt." ow.ly/lgfr8
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Carlin impersonator! ow.ly/lgaz8
Raising kids is hard. Especially keeping them off the ground for long periods of time. ow.ly/lgdbO
Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my future wife: ow.ly/lg982