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Here are the best videos of the week. You've earned them. ow.ly/laipy
As long as Google Maps doesn't catch me doing anything, we're cool. ow.ly/laiwr
So pretty much there are lens flares in almost every scene of Star Trek. ow.ly/l97xG
#IGetAnnoyedWhenPeople ask me if I want fries with that bird skull. ow.ly/i/28jQa
At last year's #CHAllNighter we drew your commands on pizza boxes. We never should have listened to you: ow.ly/l8tyf
#IGetAnnoyedWhenPeople take forever to serve drinks. What are you guys? Slugs? ow.ly/i/28jOS
Pretty much need Mom for most stuff except for when we need Dad. ow.ly/l9e0z
#IGetAnnoyedWhenPeople charge me for frog legs when I didn't order no frog legs. ow.ly/i/28jMY
These animals are probably more excited than you are for the weekend. ow.ly/l9d7c
Hog the mic, lose a tooth. That's the rule. ow.ly/l9cFN
Dogs' clothes are more expensive than our clothes! Write your congressman! ow.ly/l9fN7
Babies. They grow villainous so fast. ow.ly/l9cth
The Office is gone, but the memory of the great GIFs will live on. ow.ly/l9c3q
With hard work, determination and Photoshop, you can win any race. ow.ly/l9aWK
We have $5K to give to the brokest student. We mean YOU, kid who borrows his parents' HBO Go password! ow.ly/kYRzm
Here are the best pictures of the week. You've earned them. ow.ly/l9bgD
When you're here, you're indifferent. ow.ly/l9a7c
We've re-invented cybersex (Hulu Sideways Hula is where you lay next to each other and detach) ow.ly/l8AVU
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
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i bought a 30 pack of condoms and they expire in 2016. i’m crunching the numbers here and it’s not looking good
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Once you see it, you can't un-see it, Tim Duncan version ow.ly/l8Dn6
We're staying up all night w/you in solidarity for finals. Cuz you've worked hard. Here, have a brownie #CHAllNighter ow.ly/l8khg
If nothing else, college provides your very own, private masturbation chamber. #YayOrNay ow.ly/l8D7n
Every car should come standard with deer-cradling windows ow.ly/l8Buo
About to make a billion dollars off these new beer can ideas: ow.ly/l8ZZR
It's not the clutter this dorm needs, but it's the one it deserves. ow.ly/l8BkH
The real 4/20 is celebrated a month later, because stoners forget everything. ow.ly/l8Ai1
The Great Gatsby has to be sponsored by a body spray with ultimate swagger. ow.ly/l8Bcg
We have $5K to give to the brokest student. Are you listening, people who donate blood for the free cookies? ow.ly/kYR5G
My favorite part about sports is eating snacks. ow.ly/l8zU6
The things you can do on @vineapp are limitless. Strapped for ideas? We got you covered. #KillBillDunk ow.ly/l8sPT
The All-Nighter 2013 is next Thurs May 23. And it's gonna be crumbelievable! #CHAllNighter ow.ly/l8g2C
my new favorite thing is unfriending people on facebook
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If you want me to donate money to your cause, don’t ask as I'm leaving a supermarket--catch me leaving a bar at 2am.
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The only thing juicier than this #IRS scandal is everything.
Looking back on all of rap history, the king of the artform is probably a kid in his bedroom. ow.ly/l6Rip
Girl, are you my prom date, because I'm too drunk to remember to pick you up. ow.ly/l6Qon
I guess people would say that Jon Stewart is talented, but I never got into laughing. ow.ly/l6Nkr
Gonna make you sweat. Gonna take a picture of your butt mark. ow.ly/l6QiX
From the people who brought you the pug watching Homeward Bound, some other people with their sensitive dog. ow.ly/l6N7U
We have $5K to give to the brokest student. Are you listening, guy who hits on the lunch lady for extra food? ow.ly/kYQH8
Ain't no party like a dude boob party cuz a dude boob party don't start: ow.ly/l6IEu
I don't understand why anyone cares about literature. It's like, "Hello?" It's not real! ow.ly/l6NhA
Guess who. Hint: he knows how Congress would be if they were roommates (the worst). #TBT ow.ly/i/28jLf