"if you never quit, you are never going to know how to" - UDT navy seal
Fill up my cup! Lets get fucked up!
"Never out of the fight" - The Lone survivor
"Just find an excuse to win!"
Someone I don't like shows up at my party. Me: I can't believe that dick had the balls to show up here.
"no matter how much it hurts, no matter how dark it gets or how far you fall. You are never out of the fight"
"We all start out equal, little blobs of blood and muscle its a setup of awesome potential"
I wish I could go to school at Blue Mountain State.
ellipticals, really? "shut up Its great cardio!"... "yeah so is ballet and you dont see me doing that either!"
Red Iphone plz @TheLifeDiaries
This GOLD iPhone COULD be yours. RETWEET this Tweet & Follow @ItsLifeFact
The winners will be chosen Tonight!
"Never ride a horse whitout your pants on, the initial freedom is just not worth the pain"
"Never publicly ridicule a midget, proportionally their very strong for their size"
"Life is like getting a back rub from an uncle, confusing but you take what you can get"
"Life is like a bottle of whiskey, takes years to mature and sometimes it makes you vomit"
Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as oatmeal
"Life is like watching a dog lick himself, full of impossible dreams"
"Life is like the movie Titanic, long and you know how it's gonna end"
"Early bird gets the word, that's fine with me I'd rather have toast and coffee"
"Rome wasn't built in a day, but I bet some of it was"
"life is like sitting on a snake, sooner or later its going to bite you in the ass"
"a good man is hard to find, especially if he's hiding"
Story of my life
You never feel alive unless your pushing yourself as far as you can go
Only in the darkness can you see the stars...
Everyday may not be good, but there's something good in everyday
Almost winning, is losing...
"Do you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears?"
"Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places"
"everybody dies, but not everybody lives"
"I am my own worst enemy"
I'm sorry if u push you away, I just don't know any other way.
"Without evil we would never recognize good"
Yeah dating is cool, but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
"There comes a time in your life when the best reputation you can have is the one with your family"
Don't trust someone who lies to you, and don't lie to someone that trusts you
Being stupid and being dead is almost the same... You don't know it, but it is difficult for others.
How great is our universe and space? Take a look at this video, will change your life... m.youtube.com/watch?v=7zWKm-…
No amount of guilt can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future...
Life is the art of drawing, with no eraser
Facebook needs an 'In A Relationship with______ While cheating on them with _______ and telling _______ I love them'
"If Nicky Minaj and Lil Wayne were drowning, and you only had enough time to save one, what sandwich would you order ?"
Because of "YOLO", MILFS are now 16 years old
you know what really turns me on? Unprotected.... Wi-Fi
"Being a person is becoming too complicated, time to become a unicorn"
"How do you get an 80 year old grandma to say the F-word? You let another 80 year old grandma yell BINGO!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warm feeling it has"
"Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back"
"Voed jou geluk, en jou twyfel sal sterf van die honger"