Want to Grow Your
Social Media, Free?
When did you first hear about Reformed Theology?
I added a sliver of lemon to my classic old fashioned per your suggestion. Next level.
"Why are both your arms women’s names?"
"Because I like to hang out with the ladies!"
john kasich is a coked-out detective who just threw his badge in the river
Chris Christie genuinely believes he's Frank Underwood.
This is how govt functions in corrupt, undemocratic regimes. Not how govt should function under our Constitution. twitter.com/mandy4action/s…
It does not get any prettier than this.
Our bountiful harvest from today.
The best. #donwilliams #vinyl
Moscow Mules before noon. Farmer's Markets. Fresh air. My kind of weekend.
I paid my way through college and worked hard to be at a place where I am happy with my salary, but I'd sure like a free car
Denmark charges a 200 percent tax on auto sales. But you can get unemployment for 4 years. Sound good?
I liked when Hillary said she'd "get to that" with regard to Benghazi, then never did. Sort of like help for the people killed there.
Only black lives matter, say a bunch of rich old white folks pandering to minority voters.
Sanders: Only black lives matter. Because they told me if I didn't say that, they'd seize my podium.
Love Chafee answer on party switches: "On the issues, I'm a block of granite." That's what I think when I see him, but not in way he means.
CLINTON: Guns are bad.
SANDERS: Guns are bad.
CHAFEE: What? Ha. No, no, no. Of course I'm not hiding Lord Voldemort on the back of my head.
Bernie Sanders hates guns, just like all of his heroes.
I like how Sanders defined democratic socialism as heavily-regulated crony capitalism and then complained about crony capitalism.
, we need to save capitalism from the cronyism and corporate welfare that you advocate.
Sanders: We're gonna win because we're gonna explain what democratic socialism is: stealing other people's money.
Hillary Clinton says she begins each day thinking about opportunities for children. You know, the ones who make it to birth.
I heard @CNN
is doing a live feed of an old-folks home tonight. Oh wait, never mind. That's just the #DemocraticDebate
Paul Ryan, right now.
you've got some cool socks. Is there any place in particular you like to buy them?
No wonder women have unrealistic body issues.
#stainedglass #church #iphone6s
If red wine is so good for your heart, I may just live forever. w/@jtitusp
If your US Senator will not vote to defund the Planned Parenthood Barbarians for God's sake is there anything he would defund? Call him.
Son, I want you to have this watch. The firmware is outdated, the OS is slow and it only runs Yelp, but it's been in our family for 3 years.
To translate Trump at tonight's debate, the sign language specialist will just beat up a poor person.
Where is @RandPaul
deja vu all over again. Pretend he doesn't exist. #GOPDebate
Tryna work the new snapchat like vine.co/v/eUJuYqQ6i2Y
If you missed the debate, I can summarize it for you. #CNNDebate #GOPDebate
donald trump, first man to solve the "down low, too slow" paradox vine.co/v/eUJivVlVvK5
Trump: eventually, I will bribe Knowledge.
Also for those who missed it Carson literally answered a question with Murica'! twitter.com/reformedlibert…
Ben Carson is always playing an invisible accordion.
For those who missed it Trump literally said to Jeb "I hear your wife is phenomenal," ...and then his combover said "if ya know what I mean"