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Jake Birnie
I swear if Mark Lawrenson found Β£50 on the street, he'd moan about the litter.
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Heskey would've burried that Kross chance aswell, top corner! #WorldCupFinal #GERARG
RT for the left, Fav for the right. Gettin mad skills...#AllAboutTheWiggle #LatteArt
Mark Lawrenson. Says it how it is, quality commentator.
Muller looks like someone they've just picked up off a park bench. Give him a cig and he's my grandad in his 20's
Just in case your nursing a hangover guys & gals ...
Gettin the flip flops out again πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Sad to see the little fella go, fangs for the memories. But no player is ever bigger than the club. All the best Luis lad! #SuarezFCB
β€œ@donna_tw: @JakeBirnie πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ must be πŸ›€or 🚿time but idk about u , might be🚽time, Jakey” ... 🚿time dude!!! X
β€œ@LABrittz24: @JakeBirnie cute picture scouser” cheers love πŸ‘πŸ‘ x
#RT If your This happy it's the weekend?
Early bird πŸ£πŸ›
Gym at rush hour πŸ‘Ž
Made the wrong decision opting for just a tshirt today. #Baltic
Night you lot πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
In the spirit of all things David Luiz, I'm going for a kick about for the first time in ages ⚽️
Gym πŸ’ͺ ... Then back to writing 🎼🎢🎸🎀
BREAKING: PSG owners on the phone to Jose Mourinho this morning regarding the David Luiz deal.
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Just remembered David Luiz last night and I've ended up on the floor in hysterics #BrazilvsGermany
Leeds United fans after hearing Massimo Cellino managed to get Β£11M for Ross McCormack #LUFC
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11 Million For Ross McCormack. Leeds fans laughing πŸ‘
Heads Chocker With Ideas πŸ˜†πŸ˜±πŸ˜Ž
That awesome atnosphere before a storm βš‘οΈβ˜”οΈπŸŒ€
Lived here for nearly 2 years. Never seen anyone catch anything. #TheThamesHasNoFish
Ollie's sad. And has a fever. 😰
What does 70's pornography and One Direction have in common? - Hairy Styles πŸ‘
What does 70's pornography and One Direction have in common? #RT and have a guess ... Clearly my joke, not @mcbusted's...
β€œ@chris2samuel: @JakeBirnie good Idea and hi” hey man :) x
β€œ@RafahTWanted: @JakeBirnie good luck Jake! I love you so much ❀️” ✌️ x
Might set up a Facebook page for the dog...
Writing all day! Now off for a jog with the furry ginger! πŸΊβ˜€οΈπŸŒžβœŒ
These running shoes. Daymmmmmm. Give anyone a fiver to sniff them haha!
β€œ@Nicoleheathcote: @JakeBirnie haha wtf you never told me that! I thought you always had the sniffles x” still do. Where's the tissues!
β€œ@_justakeachance: @JakeBirnie if your from liverpool then your accent must be πŸ˜β€ bit like marmite. Love it or hate it. 😊
β€œ@donna_tw: @JakeBirnie I could've said oh πŸ’© but πŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆβ€ πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©