I would rather not know that my message has been "read"
Are you called math? Because you're making me cry.
Sometimes, my calculator must think I'm a complete idiot.
They say that money can't buy you happiness. Well, poverty can't buy you anything.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?
SAY "STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM" ONE MORE TIME!
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Today stats: one new follower and 18 new unfollowers via Unfollowers.me
Whenever I say "I'm bored", my mom hears "I want to do chores."
Dear Twitter, Thanks for killing my cell phone battery on a daily basis.. Sincerely, I still love you anyway.
Your existence annoys me.
"Shut up, you're just 12." - Said the 13 year old.
Dear math teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you).
First Rule of Business: Stay out of mine.
You don't need to say "be right back" while texting
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me from me.
sometimes i just get really sad because i’ll never know what a krabby patty tastes like
Meowing at cats until they meow back.
do it now sometimes later becomes never
Me waking up: I can't wait to go to sleep tonight.
Do you love Music? (:
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Why would you not let people retweet your stuff, it feels sweet getting retweets
Shet may nagtext. 😃 Ay si Smart. 😭
"Love The Life You Live
Live The Life You Love".-Bob Marley
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Never choose a friend without complete understanding and , Never Lose a friend because of a small misunderstanding …..
Today stats: 13 new followers and 33 new unfollowers via Unfollowers.me
It seems like people always want the truth, but never want to be honest.
You make me smile. Thank you.
Don't let your feelings get the best of you.
I love God, and I'm proud to say that.
Be thankful. Life could be worse.
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
The nicer you are, the easier you're hurt.
raise your hand if you're tired of school ✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋✋
There's a reason why people don't stay who they are :(
There are going to be negatives no doubt, but it's up to you to focus on the POSITIVES :)
She deserves endless retweets!❤ pic.twitter.com/DR4OpdTRC5
(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.
You were born to win but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win and expect to win.
Smile, and let them wonder why. :)
Friendship picks you up when the world lets you down!