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CJ de Mooi

I'm in Brighton for an evening of chess and quizzes with my friends Martin and Helen. So that's a perfect Sunday for me then...
Good morning โ˜€๏ธ
USA v UK. Who do we love the most?
UKIP 1997 0 Councils 0 MPs 2001 0 Councils 0 MPs 2005 0 Councils 0 MPs 2010 0 Councils 0 MPs 2014 0 Councils (ahem) 2017 0 Councils 0 MPs
With @DouglasCarswell deserting @UKIP, can I add another line to my most popular ever tweet?โ€ฆ
My autobiography update will be emailed on 1st April ONLY if you preorder. I can't sell after as it's up to the publisher.. buy now! ๐Ÿ˜Š
I keep seeing headlines about @realDonaldTrump withdrawing after receiving a huge blow and I'm too traumatised to read any further.
A busy day of blocking trolls already. At least I still have one full time job! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
Good morning โ˜€๏ธ
Goodnight ๐Ÿ’™ Sleep tight ๐Ÿ’› With love unite โค
I just refilled a water filter, all by myself. What almost as impressive feats did you accomplish today?
I'm hoping the autobiography update will be ready (for whoever preordered) next month. Everyone else will have to wait until next year ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
This is what we are ๐Ÿ’šX
Oh @CoopBankUK @CoopBankUK_help. I've messaged you about your website's spelling mistake. If only for the sake of my OCD, please correct it!
Love wins. Love always wins. ๐Ÿ’œโค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™
It's probable my autobiography update won't be published until 2018. Anyone who preordered for ยฃ3.99 will see it a year before anyone else ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Frothy โ˜•๏ธ
This is the funniest I'll ever be ๐Ÿ˜ขโ€ฆk
At @thebristolram for @SpeedQuizzing. A kind chap has taken pity on me, as you would a mongrel stray puppy, allowing me to join him ๐Ÿถ
If you bought my new autobiography chapters, payment should be instantaneous ๐Ÿ˜€ I'll confirm when received so if I haven't, you didn't pay ๐Ÿ˜Š
Any team at the @therambristol @SpeedQuizzing tonight short one player? I'm very small, only drink water and know the capital of Honduras.
It's one week after Pi Day, We're thinking of a topper, But just like all your fractions, My thoughts are quite improper. #WorldPoetryDay
Before and after!
Chay, chay, change...
I spend time and money on my hair but it repays me by moulting everywhere. Tomorrow, camera in hand, I'm going to shave my head. Goodnight ๐Ÿ’™
When the lawyer has checked everything, I'll email the "dynamite" new chapters out for just ยฃ3.99. Please let me know if you'd like a copy.
My autobiography update is now ready. I may even self publish so if you're interested in the new chapters for ยฃ3.99, please let me know now.
It may be raining but...
The second Become a Better Quizzer video is on my @YouTube channel. Please subscribe for free at
Dear @realDonaldTrump. Did you read the shocking exposรฉ of Mexican cows disguising themselves as American wildebeest? Fake gnus!
Same sex couples not allowed on @bbcstrictly as it's "a family show". Presumably @BBCLetItShine feels the same.โ€ฆ
This morning's 15 mile run is one I'll remember for quite some time...
Well, contrary to my expectations, I really enjoyed Ghostbusters ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Last week I watched Warcraft and switched off after 19 minutes. Today I'll try the female version of Ghostbusters. Will I beat my record?
The weekend you say?
To read my autobiography update months before publication please join my writing group. You also get short stories and a novella for ยฃ15 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
I'm watching Labyrinth. It's not going to be as good as I remember is it?
Done. It took 3 days to write and edit 9200 words for 3 new chapters of my autobiography. You'd think I was in a rush to get the truth out!
It's Thursday people!
If you can't be with the one you love... those little cards left in phone boxes offer a reasonable alternative. Goodnight ๐Ÿ˜
Well done to everyone on our 'Little Mo' session tonight! Running painful circles round a cold foggy industrial estate. What's not to like?
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The countryside ๐Ÿ˜k
Within 3 miles of my house there are so many amazing late Roman ruins. Here are just some from the small village of Caerwent.
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