I'm in Brighton for an evening of chess and quizzes with my friends Martin and Helen.
So that's a perfect Sunday for me then...
Good morning ☀️
USA v UK. Who do we love the most?
1997 0 Councils 0 MPs
2001 0 Councils 0 MPs
2005 0 Councils 0 MPs
2010 0 Councils 0 MPs
2014 0 Councils (ahem)
2017 0 Councils 0 MPs
, can I add another line to my most popular ever tweet?
My autobiography update will be emailed on 1st April ONLY if you preorder. I can't sell after as it's up to the publisher..
..so buy now! 😊
I keep seeing headlines about @realDonaldTrump
withdrawing after receiving a huge blow and I'm too traumatised to read any further.
A busy day of blocking trolls already. At least I still have one full time job! 😃
Good morning ☀️
Sleep tight 💛
With love unite ❤
I just refilled a water filter, all by myself.
What almost as impressive feats did you accomplish today?
I'm hoping the autobiography update will be ready (for whoever preordered) next month. Everyone else will have to wait until next year 😮
This is what we are 💚X
Oh @CoopBankUK @CoopBankUK_help
. I've messaged you about your website's spelling mistake. If only for the sake of my OCD, please correct it!
Love always wins.
It's probable my autobiography update won't be published until 2018.
Anyone who preordered for £3.99 will see it a year before anyone else 😮
This is the funniest I'll ever be 😢twitter.com/cjdemooi/statu…
A kind chap has taken pity on me, as you would a mongrel stray puppy, allowing me to join him 🐶
If you bought my new autobiography chapters, payment should be instantaneous 😀
I'll confirm when received so if I haven't, you didn't pay 😊
Any team at the @therambristol @SpeedQuizzing
tonight short one player?
I'm very small, only drink water and know the capital of Honduras.
It's one week after Pi Day,
We're thinking of a topper,
But just like all your fractions,
My thoughts are quite improper.
Before and after!
Chay, chay, change...
I spend time and money on my hair but it repays me by moulting everywhere.
Tomorrow, camera in hand, I'm going to shave my head.
When the lawyer has checked everything, I'll email the "dynamite" new chapters out for just £3.99.
Please let me know if you'd like a copy.
My autobiography update is now ready. I may even self publish so if you're interested in the new chapters for £3.99, please let me know now.
It may be raining but...
The second Become a Better Quizzer video is on my @YouTube
Please subscribe for free at youtube.com/user/cjdemooi1
Did you read the shocking exposé of Mexican cows disguising themselves as American wildebeest?
Same sex couples not allowed on @bbcstrictly
as it's "a family show".
feels the same.
This morning's 15 mile run is one I'll remember for quite some time...
Well, contrary to my expectations, I really enjoyed Ghostbusters 😮
Last week I watched Warcraft and switched off after 19 minutes.
Today I'll try the female version of Ghostbusters. Will I beat my record?
The weekend you say?
To read my autobiography update months before publication please join my writing group.
You also get short stories and a novella for £15 😃
What day is it?
I'm watching Labyrinth.
It's not going to be as good as I remember is it?
Done. It took 3 days to write and edit 9200 words for 3 new chapters of my autobiography. You'd think I was in a rush to get the truth out!
It's Thursday people!
If you can't be with the one you love... those little cards left in phone boxes offer a reasonable alternative.
Well done to everyone on our 'Little Mo' session tonight!
Running painful circles round a cold foggy industrial estate.
What's not to like?
Subscribe to my @YouTube
channel at youtube.com/user/cjdemooi1
for videos like youtu.be/MLK4mC-8IOU
and my series Become a Better Quizzer
The countryside 😍k
Within 3 miles of my house there are so many amazing late Roman ruins. Here are just some from the small village of Caerwent.