We all deserve love.
We all deserve happiness.
We all deserve cuddles.
What I have is gladly shared with anyone that needs them.
So I start typing 'Dear hayfever' and my rather presumptive autocorrect steps in...
Which gets up your nose, makes you weep and is just the most irritating?
I've known many people with HIV and am humbled some have allowed me to cuddle them as they died.
It's just a disease like any other ❤️
I'm honoured to be a Patron of @CrescentSupport
and delighted the charity has won a Queen's Award for Voluntary Service.
So well deserved ❤️
Good morning ☀️
A big shoutout to hayfever... what would I do without you? Oh that's right, sleep.
Anyhoo, have a wonderful bunged up day 😊
If can't be with the one you love...
cards in phone boxes offer some very accommodating alternatives.
Had a good run.
Ate a big supper.
Now got to get up at 4am for a run to work it off.
What's this sleep thing I keep hearing about?
Exhausted but still off to the running club. If I don't survive, please donate my body to medical science. If they don't want it, try Oxfam.
With the gorgeous @MrsAmandaProwse
. Some people just radiate joy and she truly is one of them!
There's a guy here at @hayfestival
wearing a flimsy short sleeved shirt even though it's overcast and windy.
What an idiot.
Good morning ☀️
It's going to be a fantastic day so let's bounce all over it with our biggest beamingest smiles. What more could we want? 😃
We only have one life. Could we spend it being nice to each other please? Goodnight 💙
I'm off to @hayfestival
tomorrow (maybe meet the wonderful @MrsAmandaProwse
) as even though I adore my Kindle, real books are intoxicating!
Smile. Be happy. That is all.
I have no idea @Katzcrazi
(as I've had no contact with 12Yard since the accusation) but it can't be long.
Thank you so much @MickeyAdamsGM
(a chess player) and @TaraMacG
(an actress who doesn't understand garlic) for your hospitality and lunch 💙
I'm off to Somerset for a picnic with @MickeyAdamsGM
Should I take a...
A sticky 5 miles done so now ready to nuzzle up against Tuesday and make inappropriate suggestions.
How sticky will you be getting today?
Sleep well and cuddle someone special.
If you're on your own, have a virtual cuddle from me as I think you're special.
What did you do today?
Was it filthily vile, dripping in self loathing putridness and so unspeakably sick to disgust Satan himself?
The running club's tonight but on a bank holiday (and we all agree the banks do such a great job and deserve more holidays) I may be alone.
Good morning ☀️
Another bright young thing of a week is upon us so please join me in welcoming it with your biggest happiest smile 😃
In 2016 over 8000 people will sleep rough in London. I did for 3 years and now dedicate myself to the homeless but @SadiqKhan
please help 💛
And my ideal type of guy is...
chubby and ginger.
You don't know me at all do you?twitter.com/cjdemooi/statu…
Er yes, to the young lady who just asked. I am gay 🙄
For some reason, a lot of people have asked what my ideal guy looks like. Well, what do you think?
Tennis Umpire "40 all."
Stewie Griffin "What the deuce?"
It's almost like @CapeTown
here in south Wales (although I'm safely hermetically sealed in my gym)
Sphere "What did you do?"
Cube "Erased my vertices and edges."
Cube "Yes. I decided."
Good morning ☀️
A 15 mile run starts my smiley sweaty Sunday but how about yours? Whatever you do, make it fabulous!
If you tag me in a tweet, please don't don't be rude. There's too much negativity around so I'd like my Twitter to be polite and friendly 💙
My fridge has never been so insufferably middle class.
I beat up all the sailors whilst even Seagal cowered in the galley.
Kevin, Pat, Barry, Dave and Chris are all lovely but @LisaThiel1980
's the only one to contact me since the accusation, so her!
I'm doing a @periscopeco
in 5 minutes so please follow me on there (same username) or stay tuned on Twitter and live text any questions 💙
The best way to start the day. Period.
I'm going to start being more huggy.
I see so much loneliness and it makes me sad.
The world needs more hugs.
If you thought I was joking earlier...
I've lost 20 followers today.
That old CJ charm going strong I see 😬
I have a free evening. Anyone going to a quiz in the Cardiff or Bristol area with a spare place on the team? #BeggingTweet
On 5th June I'm running stage 6 of the @FCRunners2012
Rack Raid for Caldicot Club.
Come and cheer on all the teams!
Ran 8 miles so let me describe the wonder and exhilaration of running while watching the sun rise.
Oh I can't. I'm in Wales. It's raining.
I'm up at 4.30am for a run so wish you all a peaceful sleep filled with fluffy dreams and warm cuddles.
Goodnight lovely friends 💛
Soon CJ, soon...
Would you describe yourself as...
2 lawns mowed and 1 enormous briar and nettle jungle cut back. Here I am post well deserved steam. Enjoy!