Only interested in respect, loyalty, and consistency.
No slowing down, no mercy!
Who knew it was possible my eyes can go lower than they already are
yesterday vs today
If you leave don't come back ✌🏽
Rub On His 🍆 Until It Get Hard & Then Roll Over and Say "Dont Touch Me"
Random: I know you in a relationship but you think me & you can still be friends ??
Your wcw seasons with salt & pepper
Every year y'all tweet this stupid shit, we get it ur lonely twitter.com/ltskermit/stat…
Patriots fans right now
It costs $0.00 to be loyal
It costs $0.00 to be consistent
It costs $0.00 to be honest
AND THE SHIT YOU GET IN RETURN IS PRICELESS.
You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.
Now I can watch Twilight in peace
If you're in a relationship, read this. Serious or not. I've never read anything so powerful in my life.
Chelsea Handler is THAT bitch.
That was legit😱w
That part sis 🗣B
It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't know what to get myself. 🙄
i wish i could say "????????" in real life it would be very useful
You can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking
I hope my future husband this happy to marry my annoying ass 😩�ND
Treating ya chick right don't make you soft it make you real dummy 🙄
wuss poppin twitter, retweet to ruin a pineapple on pizza haters timeline
Obama: Hey y'all I'm back from vaca-
im that bratty girlfriend that will jump all over you while you get comfy in bed saying "give me attention"
Me, a college student, surprised they're giving college work with college deadlines in my college university and ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Homie: you tryna smoke?
Me: I meeaaannnnnnn
I'm not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now.
We The People.
We might argue and fight but where tf you going? let me know because i'm coming with you 😂😂😭
Twitter is built by immigrants of all religions. We stand for and with them, always.
Stairway to heaven
Who tf got your attention if it's not me? They can keep it.
Control what you can control
When he stops cuddling you and sleeps facing the other way. 😕
When he tells you no but still gets you what you want
Account balance : $150
new balance : $130.00
Sleeping with your significant other is one of the most comforting things in the world & you're never gonna wanna sleep alone again.
When the refund check come😋5
No girl wants to hear about other girls
me: *sees a 150lb dog*
me: awww da little puppyyy
"Class please go around saying your name and what you did this summer "