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christine teigen
I feel sick. Bye Twitter. Taking my talents to instagram.
Amazing this isn't punishable. RT “@fvvvvvvvvvvvvck I hope someone murders some you love, like your faggot husband”
.@Western_Veteran because being critical of america = me having to move.
@chrissyteigen I don't understand how people don't get it that you were tweeting about the USA's pervasive problem with active shooters.
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It's gotten to the point people don't even see he simplicity of the original tweet and have just wanted to get shaking-mad over something
I can't see anything through the sea of hate and anger that is now my Twitter. Seriously I can't sift through it all.
*peeks* hi mentions are you safe yet?
Girl's night! trybecca2 killing the fish stick and chicken pillard game! leiliman hannahscouting… instagram.com/p/ueb55mpjfN/
@chrissyteigen It's not controversial social commentary, it's DiGiorno.
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.@Impeach0bama well I can't whore myself all day, can I! #sore
Digiorno pizza just favorited my tweet about bread
Thanks! Wait. RT “@JFish13: Why would anybody place any importance on something a person like @chrissyteigen says in the first place?”
my timeline is a nice mix of toast talk and death threats
and this is where @twitter needs to step their game up. pic.twitter.com/oGmTXgEwdL
.@codi_jean88 One could say why don't you stick to being a mom and shut up? or do you also have a mouth and thoughts like I do? Thanks.
Wait so now I'll seem smarter in a swimsuit god this is confusing RT @jeg_28 Stick with the swimsuits. You'll seem smarter.
There's a door? Push or pull? RT @llowens88Don't let the door hit you in your undernourished butt on your way out of United States!
you must freeze then toast your ezekiel bread. it's crucial. any other way is criminal(ly gross)
@chrissyteigen I am the kind of person that had to google "Ezekiel bread"
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It's official. I am the kind of person who prefers Ezekiel bread
"story of the moral" was my favorite moment in twitter history. RT @FROSb4HOES NOTHING will ever top #StoryOfTheMoral
...I am only sharing these with the hope some of you are entertained. I can't do this alone.
creativity level: reached. RT @smats88 It's a good thing you're "pretty". Now go eat an orange slice, or as you models call it, lunch.
For some reason, I would understand if you guys kissed. RT @TiaCarrere HAHAHA! Tho I did work w/ @johnlegend on #curbyourenthusiasm
.@Ezra_Pownd 10/22/14: Dear diary. Today was the first day John Legend has ever been called "dumb"
there is a show about nails and I'm not mad at it.
Yikes. RT @JABornstein So, how much of an stupid bitch are you?
.@rxin94 thank you but it honestly wasn't a joke. but I shouldn't have made it about us.
It's been a while since I inadvertently pissed a ton of people off. Forgot how much it sucks.
what an original, complex insult. RT @BonorClack the temperature where you are or your IQ, which one is higher?
90% of my mentions. RT @DanielBennett19 you should probably stick to having your picture taken for a living.
Across/acrossed. RT “@LipstickYoda: What's the most common word you hear mispronounced?”
My DM's are just a deserted place where people ask me to be on their podcast.
I've lost faith in this world. Sorry if it comes off as being unemotional. There is just so much bad.
Here comes twitchy! *power down*
For some reason, Canadians think I am saying they have a lot of shootings. I am not saying that. Sigh.
I'm not apologizing. If you take it wrong, that is your fault.
Sorry you don't understand that is a knock at america and our issues with gun control. No one is minimizing the Ottawa shooting.
That's not a joke. It is a fact.
active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in america, wednesday
I go to asia more than I go to the upper west side
just found out it's pretty weird being on the phone and describing the wax you want right behind your uber driver
You guys commenting on the battery life in a screen shot is like a tic you can't control
Spaghetti squash song + below deck finale instagram.com/p/ucBWCRpjdu/