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BEYONCE BABY AHHHHHHHH
About to join the crowd and watch macklemore at #hangoutfest! instagram.com/p/ZbfCzEpjY6/
@chrissyteigen you are real lady like my sister but my sister dont look the sexy like you she look like camel ass. Still i love you and her
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Puddy and Pippa shooting a commercial in nyc today. For real. pic.twitter.com/l0JAKbzmjk
I'm excited! Stop looking at me, swan!! #hangoutfest RT @DILLONFRANCIS: I've got a date today with @chrissyteigen
My call sheet says I will be interacting with @_KatherineWebb this weekend @Hangoutfest. INTER. ACTING!
Dammit. This. Is a thing. And it's inside of me. pic.twitter.com/dEWuLtTy4j
Ihavenoface RT @resh240 why does your info say "not Cindy Crawford", she is a 10... supermodel. You're a nice little 7 w/no face
I can't feel my biceps but that could be because I have none
A man just told me I was oddly beautiful so screw u haters !
landed at PNS. that's like penis without the vowels I mean come on hilarious #lol #hilarous
Oh dear I am feeling the xan xan zan zans
Tip: if your food smells like pungent burps, refrain from bringing it onto an enclosed air capsule.
Now the turbulence is over but I took 2 Xanax during it. Prob a mistake.
I love that that last tweet instantly got 6 favorites.
I definitely just experienced the most terrifying turbulence of my flying life. Holy panic attack.
I fly 3x a week and I have never been lucky enough to see an intoxicated/unruly passenger be escorted off. This means it is up to me.
Aw well he seems like a nice gentleman.
OK SERIOUSLY THAT WAS WORD FOR WORD. WHAT THE FUCK.
I remember you could not get on the base without credentials or softball creds it was crazy. 1992-1996. 91. Before security was serious
I remember tugging on his sleeve I really do he assumed. Do u hit for power he said I said no man
we go out to practice and just like a little kid I yank on his sleeve and I say bet you wished I was in huh. He was beside himself. I did ok
that we have enough people and I could tell it was because I was wearing a tie. He was up and down lookin. Big Jewish guy. So
The navy is from the ASL in Florida that branch out of Miami because I moved there and I wanted to play softball and the guy who ran it said
So uh what's the latest with the F35? Right huh. It's been rough. You're pretty removed from it huh. Well. And military sales at least for
The guy in front of me on the plane is speaking so loudly which has to mean he wants me to tweet his every word?
I hate when people get off a busy escalator super slowly thus murdering everyone behind them
can you join christian mingle if you aren't christian and just want to mingle with christians
2200 dollars for tampering with the airplane lavatory smoke detector so basically the same price of a cigarette in nyc BOOM Bloomberg joke
I appreciate the creativity here RT @Virginia_Mayer Attention seeker, u are full of hate. You'll probably get poisoned if you bite yourself.
I cannot wait for this! RT @Fashionista_com Watch @chrissyteigen in this teaser for our next episode of Haute Cuisine bit.ly/12etw4i
Alright lax - atlanta - pensacola - gulf shores for @Hangoutfest! Going to be doing some insanely fun ish with @VINNYGUADAGNINO for @MTV!
If I reply to "I am currently out of the office" emails with "you are currently fucking dead to me" will they get it or no
I owe so much to Mavis Beacon. Mavis Beacon, who are you? How can I thank you? Are you real?
Officially can't remember the password to my password keeper app
Access, mom RT @Pepperthai2 Watching @chrissyteigen on excess Hollywood :)
I dunno what this means but it's something footbally RT @VivaLaVegaaaa are you gonna roll tide?
4:30am call time today. Need a nap. Can I trust anyone to wake me up at LAX at 1 please? Gentle tap?
Just got to to see @POPSUGAR headquarters!! Now headed to the airport wayyyy too early -- Alabama bound
Best response to yesterday's blog post: "I found this recipe very hard to follow"
Pooey giving his signature asshole face while watching #modelemployee with mom and I instagram.com/p/ZXT2moJjSS/
East coast! #modelemployee airing now! I'm on the west coast and shall be tweeting later!