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christine teigen
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I'm glad they're gone but also wish they were here
A part of me doesn't want hooker/john business happening in my cul-de-sac and the other part wants people to get some
Ok they stopped banging
Oops both*. They're stilling banging.
they are truly banging. my uber driver and I are bob confused an mesmerized
there are people having sexy against their car in front of my house
having the most beautiful/hilarious Passover care of @adresq and @DannyRoseinLA!
Tonight at 9pm on the travel channel! The Sports Illustrated Swim 2014 behind the scenes doc! Happy Tuesday!!…
someone big RT'ed my "moon is gone" tweet thinking i was serious and i just have the worst, worst people telling me to make sandwiches
Driver just asked me what time I wanted to be to my destination at. I didn't know there were options other than "asap"
2nite the moon explodes (but we dnt get hurt) but tides r crazy and stuff no more high/low RT @Hetoosmoove what do you mean gone forever ? 😳
Crazy that after tonight the moon is gone forever
Glad we are appreciating the moon tonight. I love looking at that thing. Makes me feel wonder. Makes me feel small. Then I forget about it.
How have we not been destroyed by a meteor yet.
if you aren't watching friends with better lives on cbs i hate you
i'm talking about the bravo show. not actual southern charm. i thought you were used to my poor grammar by now.
can't get on board with southern charm.
we are living in just the kind of world where this plane-fucking chick will be on tomorrow's morning shows
like you think you are posting a link but you end up pasting something you already copied before?? HOW does this happen.
i honestly don't understand how this US Airways thing could have happened.
Also before you do it and yell at me, don't sear the rosemary.