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christine teigen
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started a new animal crossing town but i don't love the game nearly as much as I used to. gonna be an awesome mom.
can't explain how hard i want gushers
watched "the crazies" on the plane (for the 3rd time) -- any fellow conspiracy theorists wanna tell me if this scenario has ever happened
THIS JUMPSUIT WILL BE MINE
being able to block someone because "this account is annoying" is the best thing twitter has ever done
OH MY GOD ANDY JUST READ MY TWEET WAS THAT REAL WOW I AM A LOSER
Attempted to make my mom's thai chili sauce for the lamb. A few scoops of red roasted ground thai red… instagram.com/p/qslkBvJjRT/
Seriously tastes the same as potatoes oh babbbbby instagram.com/p/qsjVTOJjd_/
Cauliflower mash. Mashed potato trickery. Boil/strain or steam cauliflower. Add to food processor with… instagram.com/p/qsi43SpjdI/
some people have gaydar. i have cocaine-dar.
.@chrissyteigen ...since you're tweeting about a pageant show I thought I'd resurface this old school pageant pic pic.twitter.com/D8c4gNj44x
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"at the end of the day, all it is, is that they…didn't want you" hahahaahah (also story of my life) #gameofcrowns
i am so happy Below Deck is coming back because i am positive i was the only one watching it and i don't have a neilsen box
i would be lying if i said i wouldn't care someone wore the same jumpsuit as me to the airport KNOWING I WAS WEARING IT also I'M A LOSER
Sunday dinner (for 1) (not if you count the housewives) instagram.com/p/qsUHURpjUH/
Do people that say this shit have employers or families? pic.twitter.com/CPlBTX4xcX
I'm going to start giving my mom 5 dollars every time she answers her fucking phone.
I am relatively good all week but this, this is Sundays pic.twitter.com/xOjedNtW0p
I AM GOING CRAZY HOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK
I have never felt crazier than when someone on the plane is watching something without headphones and everyone else is seemingly UNBOTHERED
I have a dream! That one day people will be able to see a screenshot for what it is and not feel the need to comment on the battery life.
I always do that airport restaurant drive by scan to see if people are boozing. I've been hurt too many times before 10am.
Thai people believe that dreaming someone dies actually adds years of life, which is why I texted my sister this pic.twitter.com/h52EKEDwoO