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This test is so boring.
I will be forever grateful that of all the deaths in Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall was not one of them
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The chances of me leaving my bed today are really low.
back to school commercials got me like
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If Twitter gets this feature, we know who to thank
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Shoutout to Google for the free movie rental. πŸ‘Œ This gives me an excuse to watch Lazarus Effect.
when you accidentally tap an ad and it takes you to the App Store
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Someone tell me why Post-It makes black sticky notes.
Why can I only order 2 pairs of jeans in the same size and wash? 😑
they need to make larger juice boxes to quench my adult sized thirst
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Fine dining in college
Reese Witherspoon is staying at The Greenbrier currently. 😱
All of these crutches and I still cant stand you
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when you notice you said something you shouldnt have said
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Moms be like β€œyou got something in the mail today”
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I'd like to take a hammer to the guy in Rainelle who was arrested for beating his dog with one. 😑😑
I hope this road work is done by the time I start coming to the hospital every day. 😬
I'm not even sure what he did to "offend" me?
So I have to go to the next Rupert town council meeting for one of the councilmen to "publicly apologize" to me..
Naomi Campbell joins the cast of #AHSHotel to face off with Lady Gaga's character! Details:
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One year ago today she got into her mum's car. broom broom πŸš—
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Well, I hope I don't regret that decision.
Yay, my eczema is coming back. πŸ˜‘
The people at McDonalds messed up and I got a free Caramel Frap πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
Tomorrow's gonna suck. πŸ˜‚ Two doctor appointments, DMV, and the courthouse.
So glad that dad got this other job offer. πŸ˜€
Hate hate hate this stupid laptop. 😑
Miley Cyrus is hosting the 2015 VMAs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I'm gonna miss the days of staying in bed until Noon.
This Tylenol needs to kick in. 😒
And now for the next 5 hours, I will watch Grey's Anatomy, and immediately regret it when I wake up tomorrow.
Interstellar was a pretty great movie. πŸ‘Œ
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Angelina Jolie running through your veins
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These earbuds have lasted me since December, and they're finally spazzing out. 7 months is a record for a pair of earbuds for me. πŸ˜‚
I dread going to the DMV tomorrow.. 😩
I dread next week so much.
#GrowingUpShy when you’re choking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention
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can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
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This woman with her tiny Mercedes sports can't park..
This Acura MDX in the mall is pretty amazing. 😍😍
really need a middle finger emoji
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Can't believe mom allows Cara to wear these hideous clothes from Justice.

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