Y'all I'm currently on my 4th iPhone in 2 weeks 🙃
I wish we operated on an Eye-for-an-Eye justice system.
Concord's housing office infuriates me 🙃
Well I've watched 5 episodes of Grey's and 3 episodes of HTGAWM today. So I'd say I've been productive
Can we discuss the season finale of Grey's?? 😱
God I'm a horrible person
37 minutes from Smoot to Princeton. That has to be some sort of record
"As long as there's pain and suffering in the world, I'll be okay."
: "I didn't get elected to serve the Washington media... I got elected to serve the forgotten men and women."
THIS NEEDS TO BE RT'D ENDLESSLY
Posing for pictures
I'm praying you'll catch me listening.. I'm praying to catch you whispering
You can taste the dishonesty on your breath
"A nice big devil's food cake.. Topped with cream cheese... Eclairs.... And a lobster"
If I don't commit a murder before the day's over, it'll be a miracle 🙃
I HATE listening to all of the coyotes out here
It's not even June yet and I'm ready to strangle everyone in this house
When you figure out who the killer is before the episode ends
Well well well, look who got moved down to the bottom of the pyramid twitter.com/realtimwilliam…
It's 10:20am, we've filled all of the prescriptions for the entire weekend.. Now to sit here until 5 and hope MedExpress calls something in.
my anxiety forcing me to lurk and get my feelings hurt
Rt if these have impacted your life in a positive way
I hate Yard Sale pages
"Will you drive 20 miles and also knock $30 off the price for this?"
Sure lemme just give you my credit card too.
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Paris Hilton stating nothing but facts
Will that 75 round to an A? Will you be a disappointment to your family yet again?
Find out next week on the semester finale of Blackboard.
Have fun Monsters! Your own emojis, out now 💋gaga.lk/GAGAMOJI
Horrifying sight: a black blob on your ceiling at night that you're 400% sure is a spider.
It was a moth..
This latest Snapchat update is fantastic 😁
"Lets show our level of maturity, and embarrass our families, at our college graduation, by booing our speaker."
- Bethune-Cookman grads
Remember when you first started driving and everything was scary. Now you're going 80, putting salsa on your taco, driving with your knees.
Do nottttt wanna go to work today 😭😭
Me: I wish college was affordable
FAFSA: I wISh CollEGe WaS AfForDaBLe
If you're having a bad day just watch this cute video of Lady Gaga with a little fan on stage at the BTWBall 💕f
Cool I love waiting in AT&T for 2 hours
Insurance prior authorizations are such a joke 🙃
Why should a Dr. have to explain why they think a Pt needs a med to an insurance company
me deleting all the answers to quizzes, homeworks, and tests at the end of the semester*
I wish final grades would be posted already 🙃
I wish colleges post grades as fast as they want payments
"Not all of us are classified by the Navy as a friendly port"
This gadget lets you spray-paint a touchscreen on almost anything.
Well that ruined my mood. 🙃
"When I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale"
Well I've given up on unpacking. My room will remain a war zone for the entire summer.
When we emphasize a word in a text, why do we repeat the last letter? When we speak, we lengthen the middle of the word... 🤔
HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME TWEET NOT FOUND WHEN IM LOOKIN RIGHT AT IT
Rt. 20 from Hinton to Sandstone is a fun drive during a downpour 😰
It's official, this pharmacy is my personal Hell for the day