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I will be forever grateful that of all the deaths in Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall was not one of them
The chances of me leaving my bed today are really low.
back to school commercials got me like
If Twitter gets this feature, we know who to thank
Shoutout to Google for the free movie rental. 👌 This gives me an excuse to watch Lazarus Effect.
when you accidentally tap an ad and it takes you to the App Store
Someone tell me why Post-It makes black sticky notes.
Why can I only order 2 pairs of jeans in the same size and wash? 😡
they need to make larger juice boxes to quench my adult sized thirst
Fine dining in college
Reese Witherspoon is staying at The Greenbrier currently. 😱
All of these crutches and I still cant stand you
when you notice you said something you shouldnt have said
Moms be like “you got something in the mail today”
I'd like to take a hammer to the guy in Rainelle who was arrested for beating his dog with one. 😡😡
I hope this road work is done by the time I start coming to the hospital every day. 😬
so much respect for them both
I'm not even sure what he did to "offend" me?
So I have to go to the next Rupert town council meeting for one of the councilmen to "publicly apologize" to me..
Naomi Campbell joins the cast of #AHSHotel
to face off with Lady Gaga's character! Details: jus.tj/p8m
One year ago today she got into her mum's car. broom broom 🚗vine.co/v/M2UBYqeqzD6
when ur in charge and they won't listen
Well, I hope I don't regret that decision.
Yay, my eczema is coming back. 😑
The people at McDonalds messed up and I got a free Caramel Frap 😂👌
Tomorrow's gonna suck. 😂 Two doctor appointments, DMV, and the courthouse.
So glad that dad got this other job offer. 😀
Hate hate hate this stupid laptop. 😡
Miley Cyrus is hosting the 2015 VMAs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm gonna miss the days of staying in bed until Noon.
This Tylenol needs to kick in. 😢
And now for the next 5 hours, I will watch Grey's Anatomy, and immediately regret it when I wake up tomorrow.
Interstellar was a pretty great movie. 👌
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Angelina Jolie running through your veins
These earbuds have lasted me since December, and they're finally spazzing out. 7 months is a record for a pair of earbuds for me. 😂
this is so accurate
people at school got me like
I dread going to the DMV tomorrow.. 😩
I dread next week so much.
when you’re choking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention
can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
This woman with her tiny Mercedes sports can't park..
This Acura MDX in the mall is pretty amazing. 😍😍
really need a middle finger emoji
Can't believe mom allows Cara to wear these hideous clothes from Justice.