You mean Dr. Addison Montgomery, former Chief of neonatal surgery? twitter.com/kerrywashingt0…
Wot in tarnation is with this downpour
I laughed way too hard at this
look man if you're not at least kinda excited for summer to be over you probably chose the wrong college
Currently watching a man and a woman in their 60s making out in the bed of a truck, in the Rite Aid parking lot... 🤔
I have a question.
Why are iPods still a thing
Everyone in this pharmacy is sick today so we're all bitchy. Is it time to go yet? 🙃
Mom threw my mail on my face while I was napping on the couch, then got mad because I was pissed that she woke me up?¿
I wanted this phone so badly twitter.com/journeydan/sta…
me being a smart ass vine.co/v/i9T5qWO5Mqj
someone: "Grey's Anatomy isn't even that good"
me: *walking away from your bullshit like*
I wish I could set my alarm clock to murder me
I'm honestly the world's worst for putting in effort for people who wouldn't do the same for me.
Why do I keep pouring all of my energy into one person? It never works out in my favor and I just get hurt 😓
let go, they let go completely. They want absolutely nothing to do with you.
I've slept all day and it's been amazing 😍
"There's nothing we can't do if we never eat, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities!"
She can move in any direction you know...
Cut me down, but it's you who'll have further to fall
Love how DJ Khaled is the main artist on Wild Thoughts but he literally says 8 words the whole song
“you’re gonna do great today”
when you're telling a story and you get interrupted
me when someone enters my room uninvited
I enjoy my job for the most part but this week it's been one thing after another 😤 I can't wait for tomorrow to be over.
A West Virginian's road rage: "why are you going 35 in a 35?! Nobody does that!!"
118 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN BITCH
I wouldn't take the risk😂t
This has been such a horrible week, and it's not even over yet 🙃
me at olive garden: can i get chicken alfredo please
server: sorry sir we are out of alfredo
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Somewhere, I still have every one of those shirts from the years 2002-2009 twitter.com/tweetlikeagiri…
Happy 4th of July!!!! 🇺�lU
PSA: No one wants to see a bunch of fireworks on your snap story tonight
So this person has the same number as my mom and I was trying to send my mom a picture of my arm and well 😂6
Washington is on his way to help.
"Oh crap. My Declaration of Independence is due tomorrow?"
- Thomas Jefferson
July 3, 1776 (probably)
My work schedule sucks this week 😊
why would blind people dri....... you know what you're right twitter.com/patskam/status…
elders react to Lana Del Rey
don’t say anything, just retweet twitter.com/General/status…
"We just hit a major milestone for equality by proving that we're better than them"
“am i over the line?”
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
me: *sees a 150lb dog*
me: awww da little puppyyy
me uncovering who keeps ruining my life
if this happened to me my entire soul would leave my body