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Chris Shaw
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If you don't order a mini fillet to eat whilst driving back from KFC then you deserve AIDs!!!
โ€œ@FaiIedImages: How chicks be, when they see me pic.twitter.com/IyVdFsETMbโ€ @Callan any girl that spots you tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜œ
โ€œ@Jenniecclesx: @chrisFOshaw @BenWhalley93 @Callan am I missing something? ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ we are just winding Beiber up don't worry ๐Ÿ˜‚
โ€œ@Jenniecclesx: Being stubborn is so hard when you really wanna talk to someone ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€@BenWhalley933 ๐Ÿ™Š@Callanlan
I wonder if @AlexWilliamson8 will accept my ice bucket challenge tomorrow? #brongitoncunt #itsforCHARITY
โ€œ@BritishGQ: .@RalphLauren shows you how to do double denim like a gentlemen: po.st/rkP64f pic.twitter.com/dsES0wDNN1โ€ @courtsthomasx
"You've missed a bit" ๐Ÿ‘ great response!! Painter 1-1 Me โœŒ๏ธ
Giving shit to the painter for spilling everywhere when in fact I stood in paint and covered the office floor with it๐Ÿ˜ฃ Painter 1-0 Me ๐Ÿ˜ก
โ€œ@littlejohn_ryan: Allstar #blueteam @kate_blackk pic.twitter.com/IZNx0KndlFโ€ #BLUETEAM don't be silly bitch you look like Fritzels daughter
โ€œ@brenda_mancia: So far so good๐Ÿ’™#campmatadorr#blueteammpic.twitter.com/k4Ouy15MYllโ€@Callann rice gobbling fucks #blueteam#morecambebay
If any lad doesn't view @BBCSport Gossip or @SkySports rumours at least once a day for transfer rumours then give your head a wobble โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ
When girls sneeze, cough or laugh while they're on their period pic.twitter.com/fXF3F5cuZ1
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Is it too early to accuse Robin Williams of being a paedophile???? #onlyamatteroftime #Flubbergasted
I cracked two jokes in the pub last night about Malaysian Airways. The first got no response and the second crashed & burned ๐Ÿ™Šโœˆ๏ธ
twitter.com/br_uk/status/4โ€ฆ why couldn't this prick have retired before the scored this year???
"Funky fresh all weekend"as people (cunts) say means only 1 thing... Beer and football this aft!! โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿป
Looks like Mr Do Not Disturb' is awake @jamesfish88 ๐Ÿ˜œ
CR7 averages a hatrick every 10.7 games for RM (23 in 246 games). Messi averages a hatrick every 16.3 games for Barca (26 in 425 games).
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It's like high school, E, you can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers.
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E: Vince wants to do Medillon. He started learning Spanish. ARI: I know. He left 15 msgs on my machine. My wife thinks Im f*ing the gardener
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โ€œ@Lmao: Good guy Ron Weasley pic.twitter.com/iutMPmrNruโ€ not a good guy!! I bet this is how Rolf Harris started off!!
Oh @StellingJeff how we have all missed you!!!!! โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ #soccersaturday
Sunday tomorrow means only one thing! ROAST BEEF DINNER 01254 203200 pic.twitter.com/KGatMM4zXV
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Got this little beaut all day ๐Ÿ’œ๏ฟฝpic.twitter.com/efAhsB1AEyEy
โ€œ@TSBible: What a goal from France in the women's U20 World Cup last night! vine.co/v/M9l5MIZAqB5โ€ TEKKKERS!!!!'n
We show you how to reinvent your wardrobe with just thirty key pieces: bit.ly/1s3kK6n pic.twitter.com/zsAT1OFXka
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Newcastle United fans taunting Chelsea's Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. pic.twitter.com/vyb5GC5Rqw
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โ€œ@UberFacts: The older you get, the happier you tend to be.โ€ Then you die............. Awful statement!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž
โ€œ@lNVENTlONS: Awesome! pic.twitter.com/NrPiBxSxzGโ€ I'd rather eat AIDs out of Freddie Mercury's ass ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
Every new episode of @Suits_USA I watch Donna @sarahgrafferty gets hotter and hotter ๐Ÿ˜๏ฟฝpic.twitter.com/bh7unjxBZVZV
'After I lost my virginity I was so hype, I went to the park and tried to dunk from the free throw line' What a quote ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
pic.twitter.com/iaOd3ujMZn they've started ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
โ€œ@emilyroseli: So this morning I've been a hairdresser/psychiatric nurse. Safe to say I need some Valium.โ€ @JordanLightbown has some ๐Ÿ˜‚
Usher - 8701 getting me through the day! Class album!! pic.twitter.com/7xvoEhabiX