watching Reba and it just confirms that @MalloryGmelch
is Barbara Jean.
Caillou's bitchass snitched on me at recess for smoking a bowl. Bout to jump the fuck outta him tomorrow.
Forbes 5 Star training with @mirandaburoker
blast from the past looking at my old twitpic account
I used to be an introvert, but I definitely think I am an extrovert now.
haha I guess I just forgot which way I was facing in bed and tried to get off the bed and hit my window.
the new twitter for iPhone update is fucking rad.
I think iPhones should incorporate our contact photos in more ways than just during a phone call. maybe in the texts and contacts list.
this is gonna be one of those nights that I listen to Pandora and tweet all night my feelings. please bare with me...
I don't want to be here. My phone is about to die & this is awkward.
I DONT WANT NO SCRUB. A SCRUB IS A GUY WHO CANT GET NO LOVE FROM ME HANGIN OUT THE PASSENGER SIDE OF HIS BESFRANS RIDE TRYIN' TO HOLLA AT ME
dabs are the bacon of THC
I'm at New York Pizza (Aspen, CO) 4sq.com/1dVAj9w
You know your stoned when you wonder where the rest of your food went. Thanks @PipVIP
I'm at Holiday House (Aspen, CO) 4sq.com/1feAvV0
I'm at Silverpeake Apothecary (Aspen, CO) 4sq.com/17m8E0f
I'm at ink! coffee (Aspen, CO) 4sq.com/1dUBCp8
dude. the "Bound: 2" Kanye & Kim K music video is so dumb.
threatened his wife with a gun last night and was let out on a $9,000 bond.
So basically you & I are never going to work so...
watching Boy Meets World.
I heard that if you misbehave Santa will leave a lump of Azealia Banks in your stocking.
pay you to think about me. pay you in tacos.
i only have an iphone because it's ironic
Google no longer allows anonymous posting to YouTube. You don't get the choice to post under an alias anymore.
Imagine if they had classes on rolling blunts lmfao
"Call Your Girlfriend" by @robynkonichiwa
is a step-by-step tutorial on how to break up with someone.
a tree growing on another tree. this place looks like paradise.
The death of Chris Benoit's wife was written in wikipedia 14 hours before the bodies were found.
"Dizzy" by: The Goo Goo Dolls.
I don't understand how to use the #ARTPOPapp
say my name. and every color illuminates.
No. Stefani. Like Gwen Stefani.
... Even better.
headed back to Aspen (@ Intercept Lot) 4sq.com/1fb7IAE
for hooking me up with that instrumental of Summertime Sadness.
bus stop bowls. carry on.
all these Florence + The Machine songs are stirring up repressed emotions.
these Colorado night skies don't compare to your eyes.
I'm at Club Commons (Snowmass Village, CO) 4sq.com/1dRa4RH
"this kiwi is so slippery" - @MalloryGmelch
listening to Miley without @rryanpowers
seems so wrong.