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Christopher
The higher the hair the closer to God
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Donald Trump and his son look like the type of people who go purging
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Irish coffee in a wine glass...
Use my invite code, danielo1946ue, and get a free ride up to £10. Redeem it at uber.com/invite/danielo…
"Came home to my roommates dog protecting my kitten from the loud thunder and lightning outside"
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When the floor is hot lava but your human needs you. 🐶�vine.co/v/erxaWjU1IWWp3
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Jealousy is an awful emotion...
This is what sand looks like under a microscope.
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🎁🎄⛄️🎅🏻🎁🎄⛄️🎅🏻 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 160 SLEEP#CHRISTMASHRISTMAS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🎁🎄⛄️🎅🏻🎁🎄⛄️🎅🏻 let the daily countdown begin
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I'm so glad #BBChloe won, but she didn't get a lot of air time for a winner.
Listen to Go by The Chemical Brothers on @AppleMusic. itun.es/gb/yVpL6?i=982…
Those tempered glass iPhone screens are safe to remove...
If you can't laugh at it, get on with it.
Abraham Lincoln created the Secret Service hours before his assassination.
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Clearly I'm not going back to sleep 😠
Still got a poorly pooch 😞R
Shady neighbour turning the lights off In case I talk to her, she's lived there for 7 years and all I say is "alright Ang"
Before Twitter men used to stand up to pee
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Could be worse, you could have Justin Beiber's tattoos.
What a gawj evening for a run.
Oh my gay, it has a Mohawk.
Forgot how miserable quitting smoking is.
Is this good? Check out my Ookla Speedtest result. What's your speed? #speedtest speedtest.net/my-result/i/13…
I have no time for slow internet.
Just been teaching dad how to use what's app on his new phone, next its eBay so he doesn't spend £30 on a phone case again..
I hate being injured....😢😫Ovi
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My Twitter keeps freezing on videos?
Had two brews, so now I must go for a run.
Listen to Are You With Me by Lost Frequencies on @AppleMusic. itun.es/gb/I3Nj6?i=975…
Fear the Walking Dead | official World Premiere trailer (2015) #FearTheWalkingDead youtu.be/yzXglr5bc3w
Ugh, #BBJack is like a septic boil that just won't go.
Cause we dope girls we flawless, we the poster girls for all this
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#BBHarry 's tits look like fried eggs.




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