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Christopher
I'm fundraising for Cancer Research UK using @JustGiving. Check out my #JustGiving page justgiving.com/NoBeerNoFear15…
Try this new sunbed cream they said, you may go a bit red they said...
#MuslimDragQueens f*** you to all the death threats and I'm gonna look FABULOUS while I'm doing it!
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Gotta love Facebook... Not the pussy I was looking for.
Anybody know how this new @StTropezTan shower gel tan works?
I'm proud to have lent my voice to the Muslim Drag Queens, who challenge convention in support of us all.
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So we bought a new toy to spice up our relationship, @Chris_Hurst_
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Looks like one direction are all going in their own direction.
If the dog barks again, it's going on gumtree.
Cannot contain my excitement for my nurtibullet pro delivery today.
Never EVER get in a drag queen's way when she is doing a show.
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It isn't a community pool without a lone plaster.
'Don't Drake and drive.. You'll end up at your ex's house'
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About time #OneDirection split, no more shit music clogging the charts.
No coffee in on a Sunday morning, not keen on this start.
I got all ma sistas with me 🎶4
#katiePriceInTherapy I don't understand being in the spotlight for so long. How she still takes the media as such a critic for her life.
Must be Friday, it's Molton Brown bath day.
Never understand why people take pictures in the mirror with an IPad.
And then there was two.
Nutribullet is on its way, anyone with veg or fruit bring it round so I can can my money's worth. £2 a blend.
Many schools are seeing a drop in GCSE grades. This springs to mind.
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Not slept well for the past couple of nights. I seem to have forgotten how to sleep sober.
I wanna do a boxing class and not have to punch each other in the face, is that so hard to ask?
Not even been up an hour and someone has already pissed me off
We have come to time in the world that we need security men in pound shops 😩
Last night I had a dream that the HOTEL cast went to Gaga's house and at midnight swam in her pool that she dyed blood red just for us.
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What posses my mum to put flip flops in the dishwasher is beyond me.
Woke up at 12pm yesterday, went back to sleep at 4:30 till 6. Had tea went back to sleep at 10pm and only just woke up.
It's a pipe cleaner with felt?
how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches what’s going on there
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One bottle of fizz is just not enough.
Rt for 155 free follows. ((Free for all)) #MTVHottest Lady Gaga
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Need to go on a diet, but my boyfriends a feeder.
I have such a alcohol related headache I could punch a cat.
My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter
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That awkward moment you discover you're a Cat.
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Everybody watch my cousin Izzie tonight on #keepItInTheFamily 👩‍👩‍👧




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