Sitting at my desk and feel something tickle my ankle…
It was my cat presenting me with a live cockroach in his mouth.
I am so done.
Has H&M Just Released The Most Diverse Fashion Campaign Ever?
Scientists searching for viruses find hepatitis B where it had never been seen — in a fish - The Washington Post apple.news/Arylhzc2CRxOSV…
do gay people only tweet is that their job
Rumour has it Twitter has agreed to take 20,000 Facebook refugees #FacebookDown
"excuse me, do u have a minute to discuss the racism & sexism in our world & how humans are destroying planet earth?"
What is the world coming to
Why do the media even acknowledge him?
Trump: Let Putin fight ISIS in Syria - CNN apple.news/AVgrBuBvuSfyVO…
The super-laboratories bringing the UK to the forefront of life sciences - The Telegraph apple.news/Az8boagPJSLmTd…
‘Fear the Walking Dead’ to Launch Web Series ‘Flight 462’ - SF Gate #FearTheWalkingDead #FTWD apple.news/AQJf7bxlUTVS4M…
One day the world will just be one big traffic jam.
Whole gym to myself. 💪�im
Must start ironing with wine.
I actually used to like @AZEALIABANKS #SMH
Azealia Banks clashes with EastEnders Alison Newman in vicious Twitter row mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
Ironing the boyfs shirts while watching this morning. Help.
Normality can resume, the house is clean.
when u try to be shady but facebook baits you out
Isn't it strange to think of all the things in the universe capable to destroy us, and we chose to destroy each other.
Only in Northampton would you see a busker miming - yeah miming!!! 😂
Street artist Banksy has announced that timber and fixtures from #Dismaland
will be sent to the refugee camp near #Calais
to build shelters
Drinks under the pavilion.
My manager @bobby_campbell
made Billboard's #40Under40
Power Players List. I wouldn't be where I am today without him
I should go and see my mum today but she's the Queen of down playing anything "Oh you've lost your job & your nobs fallen off, well cheer up
When you hear someone telling a story that you know is a lie.
I know the rugby is on but I wish more people were tweeting about this. m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/13785482.…
"I'd join a sorority, have u seen the male ones?"
"I don't think that happens"
Pardon me. I managed to drink an entire decanter of Hennessey that was in thine pantry. Perhaps it would be proper if I introduced myself?
Listen to Writing's on the Wall by Sam Smith on @AppleMusic
I love rush hour motorway arguments.
Sure I've just heard my name on @BBCR1
It ain't Starbucks, but at least it has a coaster.
Man kicked out of #Cyprus
hotel room for being #HIV
positive. Daily Mail readers react with gusto.
Disgusting how we still have this stigma. #HIV twitter.com/gaystarnews/st…
FML i've seen it all now 😂😂9Tx
People who knob about on machines in the gym while people who want to use them (me), fuck me off.
*pisses Knicks in disbelief*
"Hello, I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin"
I'm guessing you didn't graduate Karen?
miss piggy's affair is finally outed.
More people have died by taking selfies this year than by shark attacks
I am bisexual. my brother is trans. My employees are all gay men. . Nothing else to say.