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Sitting at my desk and feel something tickle my ankle… It was my cat presenting me with a live cockroach in his mouth. I am so done.
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Has H&M Just Released The Most Diverse Fashion Campaign Ever?…
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One tired puppy today.
Scientists searching for viruses find hepatitis B where it had never been seen — in a fish - The Washington Post…
do gay people only tweet is that their job
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Rumour has it Twitter has agreed to take 20,000 Facebook refugees #FacebookDown
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"excuse me, do u have a minute to discuss the racism & sexism in our world & how humans are destroying planet earth?"
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Why do the media even acknowledge him? Trump: Let Putin fight ISIS in Syria - CNN…
The super-laboratories bringing the UK to the forefront of life sciences - The Telegraph…
‘Fear the Walking Dead’ to Launch Web Series ‘Flight 462’ - SF Gate #FearTheWalkingDead #FTWD…
One day the world will just be one big traffic jam.
Whole gym to myself. 💪�im
Must start ironing with wine.
I actually used to like @AZEALIABANKS #SMH Azealia Banks clashes with EastEnders Alison Newman in vicious Twitter row…
Ironing the boyfs shirts while watching this morning. Help.
Normality can resume, the house is clean.
when u try to be shady but facebook baits you out
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Isn't it strange to think of all the things in the universe capable to destroy us, and we chose to destroy each other.
Only in Northampton would you see a busker miming - yeah miming!!! 😂
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Street artist Banksy has announced that timber and fixtures from #Dismaland will be sent to the refugee camp near #Calais to build shelters
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Drinks under the pavilion.
My manager @bobby_campbell made Billboard's #40Under40 Power Players List. I wouldn't be where I am today without him
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I should go and see my mum today but she's the Queen of down playing anything "Oh you've lost your job & your nobs fallen off, well cheer up
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When you hear someone telling a story that you know is a lie.
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I know the rugby is on but I wish more people were tweeting about this.…
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Watchin #ScreamQueens @Chris_Hurst_ "I'd join a sorority, have u seen the male ones?" "I don't think that happens" "#cameronfuckedapig" 😂
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Pardon me. I managed to drink an entire decanter of Hennessey that was in thine pantry. Perhaps it would be proper if I introduced myself?
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I'm liking. Listen to Writing's on the Wall by Sam Smith on @AppleMusic.…
I love rush hour motorway arguments.
Sure I've just heard my name on @BBCR1
It ain't Starbucks, but at least it has a coaster.
Man kicked out of #Cyprus hotel room for being #HIV positive. Daily Mail readers react with gusto.
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Disgusting how we still have this stigma. #HIV…
FML i've seen it all now 😂😂9Tx
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People who knob about on machines in the gym while people who want to use them (me), fuck me off.
*pisses Knicks in disbelief*
"Hello, I'd like to add you to my professional network on Linkedin"
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I'm guessing you didn't graduate Karen?
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#NewMuppetPlotlines miss piggy's affair is finally outed.
More people have died by taking selfies this year than by shark attacks…
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I am bisexual. my brother is trans. My employees are all gay men. . Nothing else to say.
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