what the actual hell
Hitler made the Japanese "Honorary Aryans" and considered their history superior to his own people.
The ugly ones who can't get a girl twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…
This would be the day of my funeral hahahahah fuuckkk 😰�twitter.com/lifeasadabber/…
All I ask for is your loyalty and attention
Ok I'm done lol those tweets was just too funny 😂😂
When you hit him with that "goodnight" cause he texting back slow and he reply "night" within 5 secs.
When y'all supposed to go on a date but now he just driving around looking for the darkest street.
When you FaceTime bae around his friends and you hear them say "Damn nigga, how many hoes you got?"
When your girl try to impress your mama by cooking & your momma yell out, "Who fucked up this macaroni!!?"
When you text him "I love you." and he respond "Lol wyd"
When he wants to see you swallow the plan B.
When you tell him "Do You" and he smashes your homegirl.
When he say he going to bed then you see him tweet "Who trying to chill? 😏"z
When y'all finished having sex and he say "Sooo what you bout to do?"
When he introduces u to his family on Thanksgiving n you hear someone say "Dang nephew you got a new one every year"
When you post your #MCM
& he text you "Take it down."
When you cooked dinner and you hear somebody go to the bathroom and start throwing up.
When u on FT with him & u overhear his friend say "Ew nigga I thought u said she was bad." & he say "Bruh not her."
When he just left your house and tweets "Idk how people live with roaches."
When you drop all your hoes for him but he ends up leaving you.
"2K ain't giving you good pussy."
"Shid neither is you."
When you let him hit it raw and the next day you see a FB post about him spreading HIV.
When you use his phone to call Pizza Hut and your phone starts ringing.
When y'all already texting and he tweets "Up with no one to talk to."
awwwww were so cute😉😊💕
That day was fun 😂 but then sucks I got kicked out right after 😭😭 we need to kick it imy botwitter.com/salaokx/status…
When you regret dating somebody.
When even a gynecologist knows you stank.
Married 15 minutes, tired of her shit already 😂�fV
Me in a horror movie
STILL SCREAMING! 😂i
My actual goals are to be so successful & independent that I can spoil myself and my family and do what I love and go where I want..whenever
It was the same without you nigga, so why would i care?????
Some guys just want girls that will just be dumb bitches for them and get all mad when they don't put up with it like brooooo ✌️
I hate that I miss you so much but you don't even care
When ur friend say "make urself at home"