Married 15 minutes, tired of her shit already 😂�fV
My actual goals are to be so successful & independent that I can spoil myself and my family and do what I love and go where I want..whenever
It was the same without you nigga, so why would i care?????
Some guys just want girls that will just be dumb bitches for them and get all mad when they don't put up with it like brooooo ✌️
I hate that I miss you so much but you don't even care
When ur friend say "make urself at home"
"I cut people off quick"
"I have a small circle"
"I dont trust anyone"
"Everyone's a snake"
"I always fake a smile"
"We don't have Wifi, this hotel is a dead zone"
*end credits roll*
to any boys confused about girls:
Ball with the same bitch you was broke with
someone: we should hang out
me: yes cool
someone: so when are you free?
me: oh i didn't think we'd get that far
You females killed me with this one, LMFAOOOOOOOO
A freshman asked a senior to Homecoming. HIS FACE😂😂qT0
that shits like down the block 😂😂 ayyyeED6
"truth or dare"
"Order us pizza"
U don't got good homies then. All my niggas gon twerk sum twitter.com/joelcream/stat…
today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized
Fellas if a nigga snapped you this of your girl what you gon do?
when ur friend starts hanging out with someone new and you notice they're acting different
Hoe ass bitch posting pics of her ass on Twitter
Fuck I wanna get faded rn -.-
When girls say "I never buy weed I always get my weed free"
This is not knowing how to dress to me
This is what you call a basic bitch who listen to hotline bling everyday
Just me, bump and MaryJane chillin👌🚬💨🌿#wBEa
I thought she rlly was a sock monkey😰😤this y u cant trust females these day😰💯👌🏾👏🏾 take her💯swimming💯for a 1sco/GMWRVuUeVO
Never forget that communication is a two-way street.
Omg look who texted me!!!
I wish I had yoshinoya but im fckin down on my luck