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Can Someone help me out and sort me a place to stay Monday after paiges?
Plot twist: Maury is the father.
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My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state
Cba to go out I want someone to come over n b lazy with me
'do you want to see my turtle' 🐢H
Michael kors and Victoria's Secret coming to cabot circus, peak for boys with girlfriends lol
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When you hear customers talking about local juicy gossip
Like these wasps have no fear or mercy they are just brutal cunt machines
Been crying all day at work cause everywhere is infested with wasps
I like my girls bbw
He said 'check out the post I tagged him in it before he went downstairs and ate it'
Jamie is talking in his sleep like really loud and like proper sentences and it's scaring me
When you're extremely scared, but play it cool by laughing cause you're with your friends 😂
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When I see sex gifs on my feed like what r people thinking
Just woke up, good sleep that was.
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Reminder it's me bday October 5th so get saving my pretties
Remember when gavin and stacey was hype and everyone said shlaggg all the time
Slathered my face in highlighter today and my boss asked why my face is so shiny #itsahardlife
Need Monday to hurry up so I can be off me wenslydale gromitt
'is my face round' well...
In such a fuck about mood
Tia knows 🙋
'oh my God chloe can't believe your talking to him when he let me borrow his pen once that bond is unbreakable'
Like bloody hell can't see anyone now a days without someone getting upset, ppl be like 'he walked past me once so he's basically mine'
Fair enough if you want to fuck on the first date, but the apple always tastes sweeter the longer you leave it
It's called self dignity and class
Hehe cute screenshot my story cause I get taken out for meals, at least in not taken for the local bike 🚲
I'm so proud of Emily pulling such a bloody hotty like hello no underwear
Gin n tonics r deadly
No. You know what. I AM the Kate Middleton of Burnham bow down
Felt like Kate Middleton walking round Burnham in high heels lol
Gracie and Sarah are my love children

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