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Sam Shahriary
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girl r u trash because i want to take u out
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why is there a bird chirping outside my window right now.
paul pierce #1 motherfucker guy worldwide
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If you are the type of person who likes to laugh then I suggest you watch my buddy @chrisdelia in his @netflix special "Incorrigible".
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How'd this snail get on my roof 🐌
April Fools! Aww come here give a kiss
I don't even know you like that
Like seriously bro. Leave me alone. We're not even that good of friends
hey r u a bank because u need to leave me a loan
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single in the womb, single till the tomb
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Look at daflickada wrist
I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view
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s/o to gravity for making your girl fall for me
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There's a storm abrewing☁️
Sleeping till 1 pm just feels wrong now😞
im on a new diet called dont fucking look at me
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Look at me. I am el capitòn now
Holy god this bird has been chirping the same damn thing for the past 45 minutes
Stay out of my business... Ok? #jeezus
Day 157: roommate lost key. Fails to inform me. Room rekeyed while I'm in shower. Forced to go to front desk in towel pic.twitter.com/HTGHwWwVLt
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It's a little too quiet right now...
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
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These Zorgons are scarey as hell! 😟
Trusted you and you pull this shit?
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Mother Nature is telling you something, DAD.
"If she was a McDonalds burger she'd be a McGorgeous" -@ChipKelly_jr
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Holy shet. @ItzTheHoodPope came to me in a dream
I find the strangest things in my raincoat pockets
I enjoyed this break too much




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