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Sam Shahriary
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r u firework bc ur really fucking loud and annoying
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I don't mind them 8 o'clock sunsets ๐ŸŒ…
*in the back of a police car* can you hand me the aux cord?
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Really regretting taking this summer class
bae: did u gonna come over for netflix video game me: my dad in hospital bae: but I hav a period me: GOTEEEEM!!!! #relatable #netflix
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Imagine pulling up in a silver Honda with a minor dent in the front ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๏ฟฝO4LzyEyakP
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Lovely evening in the P
Happy 60 day babe @kspizzledizzle It was good while it lasted
Doesn't feel like summer โ˜”๏ธ
"Hey let's get some ice cream guys!" *@kspizzledizzle brings his own water bottle full of fat free ice cream*
Well... are you? #ComeHomeChip @semmel17 is a beautiful photoshopper
girl r u trash because i want to take u out
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why is there a bird chirping outside my window right now.
paul pierce #1 motherfucker guy worldwide
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If you are the type of person who likes to laugh then I suggest you watch my buddy @chrisdelia in his @netflix special "Incorrigible".
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How'd this snail get on my roof ๐ŸŒ
this my reaction to geting to 300k followers
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April Fools! Aww come here give a kiss
I don't even know you like that
Like seriously bro. Leave me alone. We're not even that good of friends
hey r u a bank because u need to leave me a loan
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BLACK PEOPLE ARE JUST TOO GREAT ๐Ÿ˜‚๏ฟฝRx
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single in the womb, single till the tomb
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Look at daflickada wrist
I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view
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s/o to gravity for making your girl fall for me
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There's a storm abrewingโ˜๏ธ
Tic tic tic ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Sleeping till 1 pm just feels wrong now๐Ÿ˜ž
im on a new diet called dont fucking look at me
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Look at me. I am el capitรฒn now
Holy god this bird has been chirping the same damn thing for the past 45 minutes
Stay out of my business... Ok? #jeezus
Day 157: roommate lost key. Fails to inform me. Room rekeyed while I'm in shower. Forced to go to front desk in towel
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It's a little too quiet right now...
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
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These Zorgons are scarey as hell! ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Trusted you and you pull this shit?
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Mother Nature is telling you something, DAD.




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