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Sarcasm
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When you are right: No one remembers. When you are wrong: No one forgets.
Things I suck at: 1. Being attractive 2. Being normal. 3. Relationships. 4. Texting back. 5. Math.
"Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."
50 shades of text me the f*ck back
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Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*... Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal*
That awkward moment when everyone in class is laughing and your just like "what's so funny?"
Being polite is so rare these days that its often confused with flirting
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
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“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things.
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No one likes: -Mondays -Homework -Fake friends -School -Being ignored -An empty fridge -Being replaced -Slow Internet
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Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness; It's life.
My new thing: Whatever hardens your dick, bro.
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Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. Lol 5. Haha 6. K 7. Nope 8. Chillin 9. Naw 10. Send me a picture
2010: I'm ugly 2011: I'm ugly 2012: I'm ugly 2013: I'm ugly 2014: I will be ugly
These Celeb BFFs Are Killing It at Friendship pic-twittern.com/b68/frie
*Playing a game for first time* "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *moments later* Me: "How the hell do you play this?"
lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. RT if you get it.
Reasons why I stop replying: 1) I'm busy 2) You're boring 3) I'm mad 4) You replied with one word 5) I'm on twitter 6) I'm eating