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Sarcasm
I TRY TO BE NICE BUT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME ANGRY
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good taste in music is attractive
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
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what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
the amount of times i say i'm hungry everyday is not okay
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morning: laziness. afternoon: dying for a rest. night: can’t sleep
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
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Things I never learned in high school: How to pay bills, buy a house, apply for college... but thank God I can graph a polynomial function.
i hate when people interrupt my convos to give their opinion like can somebody call security
Never do these things in Public, I repeat never do these things in PUBLIC cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
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You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.
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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
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