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Sarcasm
Close the internet and don't open it ever again! Thanks. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
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There are so many dumb people in the World. SMH... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
Deleting emojis off of someone's contact name because they don't mean shit to you anymore
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THAT ONE GIRL AT SCHOOL WHO THINKS SHES SO POPULAR BUT ACTUALLY NOBODY REALLY LIKES HER LMAO
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does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things.
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My vocabulary during school -what -are you sure -OK -shut the fuck up -why am I here -I should just leave -fuck that -fuck this -I’m done
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ice challenge... i haven't even finished my harlem shake video
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some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people
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Is it just me, or are 99% of people annoying as fuck.
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my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "Lol, no."
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january 2014: this will be my year august 2014: well shit
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Never give up. Great things take time.
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I got 99 notifications but a text from bae ain't one
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I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
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i fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me
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Suddenly, I don't care how annoying girls are...
i wish i could ctrl alt del my problems
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Why do girls have to be the ones who ask to take a pic together, I would love if a guy was like "let's take a picture" and posted that ishh
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i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
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if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you're lying
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I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY I SAID SHIT THAT I KNOW I DIDNT SAY
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guys who tell girls they're pretty in person are soo important
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my anaconda don't want none unless you got $100 million dollars in the bank , hun
true dedication is tweeting despite the fact that no one pays attention to you
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if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you're lying
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I want a drug called 'study' so tht I can get 'high' marks.
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if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too
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My mind never stops 🏃 at night.
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i get anxious for ppl who fall asleep on public transit. like where is ur home? how many stops have u missed? this was not a time for a nap
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Just be confident. You are better than you think.
bitch idc if i'm ugly atleast my taste in music is beautiful 🙋
I broke up with my gym, we're just not working out.
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true dedication is tweeting despite the fact that no one pays attention to you
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You better pop lock and drop that attitude.
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If you say you don't know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying.
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Retweet for Ariana Grande Favorite for Jennifer Lopez pic.twitter.com/vWbvfOSJLM
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i'm such a sarcastic bitch its beautiful
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