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Sarcasm
Plankton taught me that its okay to be in love with a computer pic.twitter.com/IhrOJ4AIZv
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i never delete messages just in case someone decides to start acting different like u weren't saying that March 21, 2012 at 3:42 PM
A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it
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"ok" and "okay" sound different in my head
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I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
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Fuck texting I want you here
being retweeted is basically saying "I feel you my nigga"
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I hate that feeling. The feeling when you're sad and you have no idea why, but you just are.
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I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
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SCHOOL GOT ME STRESSIN ALREADY AND IT AINT EVEN STARTED
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*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
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tbh i think imma end up marrying myself
me 5 years ago: loser me now: loser with good taste in music
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if my tweets make you smile or laugh then that makes me happy idk man i love everyone reading this 💁👑
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How to win an argument: 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations.
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tbh i listen to music more than my parents