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Sarcasm
Make "cookie bowls" by simply turning your pan upside down. pic.twitter.com/wd1Iy6argN
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"You're like a coin." "Awwww, valuable?" "No, two faced"
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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
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While in the shower: 2% Washing. 8% Singing. 90% Winning fake arguments.
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how dare you ignore me when i'm ignoring you first!!!
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Guys please, I can't answer all 0 messages at once.
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90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist.
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i am the human version of the first piece of bread
I still throw up peace signs in pictures and at people who say hi to me and its ruining my life
aww u think i care... that's cute
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theres nothing more embarassing than how i act around people i find attractive
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Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly "You can see me?"
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me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *eats mcdonalds*
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I have many talents... For example: Sleeping.
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I hate when ppl take my glasses & say"wow u really cant see!"No shit I dont take a random persons wheelchair & say "wow u really cant walk!"
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*texts back 5 years later* omg i fell asleep
When your teacher wont let you wear hats in class pic.twitter.com/a9nXqbNEcA
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Literally how I sleep every night pic.twitter.com/sxiBj7zO1H
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
If I had to rate my stress, I'd say I'm pretty close to 2007 Britney pic.twitter.com/Ej8zCwhsvv
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Stop telling people what's in the cooler and just cut off the labels and tape them to the lid pic.twitter.com/LbcaNmaeHw
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When someone sends you the same snapchat as their story pic.twitter.com/uocLHY8vWc
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when you're trying to tell a story but your friends aren't listening pic.twitter.com/83rmTwi0e2
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he killed every role 🍭🌀⛵️✂️pic.twitter.com/1IWLlPk73q73q
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when ur teacher looks at u trying to cheat so u just pic.twitter.com/DpDqsFEz6t
when u were absent & u ask the teacher to explain something and they say "well you should have been here" pic.twitter.com/T8YnWlsYZB
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