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Sarcasm
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
bitch idc if i'm ugly atleast my taste in music is beautiful 🙋
bruh I never knew that this dude had a hat on... always thought it was his hair 😂�pic.twitter.com/P9sRv1sY5b5b
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Life is sweet with you around
"you never hang out anymore" try inviting me next time, bitch
I hate that feeling. The feeling when you're sad and you have no idea why, but you just are.
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"he's 936 months old" 78 ur grandpa is 78 years old
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Constantly torn between "treat others how you wanna be treated" and "treat others how they treat you"
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You have to realize who and what really matters.
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Some people just do not learn.
why does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt & steal cute clothes
THE BEST WAY TO LIVE LIFE IS TO NOT GIVE A FUCK
Don’t judge someone’s attitude until you’ve felt their pain.
society: we won’t judge u. do what makes u happy me: *does what makes me happy* society: no not like that
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everyone takes good selfies then u get me looking a fucking potato
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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're panicking over who's getting cut next.
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