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Never do these things in Public, I repeat never do these things in PUBLIC cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
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You text me, I respond in 15 seconds, then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.
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I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
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I gave a fuck once, it was terrible
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If robbers ever broke into my house searching for money, I would just laugh and search with them.
when the person you like starts dating someone else pic.twitter.com/L8MIGbdXun
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When you can't decline their call so you're forced to watch your phone ring 😂�pic.twitter.com/3wpq9drhWtWt
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I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
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not texting back is only okay when I do it
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I hate when you try to screenshot on your iPhone but instead your app closes and your screen turns off
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i wish i had an unlimited supply of clothes
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I hate when people ask u “do you drink?” Like of course I drink I have water every day & when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box
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*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
These people should take selfies at the right time (14 photos) cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
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