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Sarcasm
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
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  3h
I hate it when auto-correct changes my "omg" to "OMG" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised.
  4h
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  5h
Ladies at the end of the day you're prob going to regret friend zoning those nice ones.
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  5h
I stare at my phone to help avoid an awkward situation.
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Life is too short, just do what the f*ck makes you happy.
  6h
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Faces like yours, Belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.
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  6h
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
  6h
Do you ever think your special to someone but then you see this person acting the same with everyone else and you just kind of Oh Alright.
  7h
If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics... I would be a genius.
  7h
Daughter - iPod. Son - iPhone. Mom - iPad. Dad - iBankrupt.
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  7h
I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm Ugly
  8h
when people compliment me its like wow are you being for real like bless you and your family i hope all your dreams come true amen
  8h
I feel a text is too serious without an lol or haha in there somewhere.
  9h
Chivalry didn't "die" in this generation. This generation of girls killed it.
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Child : Mom, I love you ! Mom : I love you too :) Teenager : Mom, I love you ! Mom : Yes, what do you want ? -.-
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person: money isn't everything me: are you fucking stupid
Facebook needs a "Wow that's the dumbest f*cking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat" button.
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I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself, that I never knew about.
My hobbies: Complaining Eating Listening to music Laying in bed Tweeting ...and I'm so fucking talented that I can do them all at once
6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL: 1. I'm tired. 2. I'm cold. 3. I don't get it. 4. I'm hungry. 5. What time is it? 6. I want to go home.
"Mom...I'm bored" "Ok, if you're so bored why don't you clean this..." "Never mind I found something to do."
Dear YouTube, Please stop making me watch a 30 second advertisement just to watch a two minute video. Sincerely, it isn't worth it.