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Sarcasm
finding clothes that aren’t black is hard
My "walk past you like we never met" game too strong
"Money won’t make you happy" Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
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Bikini season may almost be over, but at least we have yoga pants season to look forward to.
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So you are changing your iphone 5 with iphone 6 just for an inch? Hope your girlfriend won't do the same.
me : [breathes] mom: u have to quit that damn attitude
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i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
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3 months untill 2015 it's ridiculous how quick this year has gone
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*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds?
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why cant i cry money instead of tears
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I’m 99.9% sure I’m the ugly friend
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if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i cannot sing for shit
Can't spell slut without u, bitch.
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my maturity level basically depends on who i’m with
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Tough times don't last, but tough people do.
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I hate hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like you don't care...
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If we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal. 12:00am: I like mac & cheese 12:01am: I killed a man once
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ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
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You're the only one I want, nobody else.
biology more like BYEology bc im out
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I LOVE PPL WHO RANDOMLY COMPLIMENT LIKE ARE U OKAY DO U NEED GLASSES BUT THANKS THOUGH
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if u don’t like my music taste: s u c k my ass
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grab ur own butt . love urself
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I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
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I'm not stupid. Nor have I ever been stupid. Nor will I ever be stupid. So don't talk to me like I'm stupid or tell me stupid things.
if i wasnt talking to u please shut the fuck up
If your snapchat story is 200 seconds or more u better be skydiving &doing back flips w Jesus bc trust me your life is not that interesting
Becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if I'm prepared to do that
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My talents include stress, eating, and falling in love with people that will never love me back
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If we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal. 12:00am: I like mac & cheese 12:01am: I killed a man once
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If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
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bestfriends breakups are worst than relationship breakups tbh 😂
In my life, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trusted, I've made mistakes, but most of all, I've learned.
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Can't spell slut without u, bitch.
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if we hate the same people we're alredy friends.
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i’ve been hurt so bad and i still love so hard. i admire my heart for that.
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"don't be sad" ok i am better now thanks
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Becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if I'm prepared to do that
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My talents include stress, eating, and falling in love with people that will never love me back
where can i find my own troy bolton
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