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Never mind Black Friday, this is arriving soon.
Black Mirror Christmas Special: new plot details and first pictures of Jon Hamm…
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Just passed a guy on the best mobility scooter in history.
Being prompted to vault over the grave of my daughter is diminishing the emotional resonance of this scene somewhat.
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Okay then RT @suttonnick: Friday's Daily Star front page - Plague of black eyed ghost children #tomorrowspaperstoday
Found this image on the mindnumbingly stupid #MeninistTwitter hashtag. Dude is complaining about having to "be clean"
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.@Sony I bought one of your radios but it doesn't go loud enough. Pics attached.
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Here's how tweeting nothing but photos of open gobs dented my follower count last time courtesy @FrenchTheHaggis
And there was me thinking he was shouting "no".
Do you know where Arnis Zalkalns is? Have you seen him? Contact police urgently 020 8353 0100 #FindAlice
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Defacer's dream RT @suttonnick: Thursday's Scottish Sun - "Today Scotland starts with a blank page" #indyref
Read more about 41yo Arnis Zalkalns missing from #Ealing & why officers trying to #FindAlice are involved (2/3)
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I mean, I was reading a bedtime story to a two-year-old yesterday and suddenly found myself having to say this:
Still get surprised when children's stories abruptly turn harsh.