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Charlie Brooker
television comedian authors 840,185 followers
There's a preview screening / Q&A event thing for A TOUCH OF CLOTH 3 tomorrow night at the BFI. Tickets here: whatson.bfi.org.uk/Online/default…
Just ate a small packet of almonds to celebrate finishing a script #livingthedream
It is not anti-Semitic to oppose Israel's assault on Gaza. Here's why. By me for @NewStatesman. #gazaunderattack newstatesman.com/world-affairs/…
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Karen Gillan is attacked by a gorilla in the new trailer for A Touch of Cloth series three radiotimes.com/news/2014-07-2… pic.twitter.com/48BCEAdpIU
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A Touch of Cloth 3 is coming soon, and there's a preview / Q&A thing at the BFI imminent. Tickets here: whatson.bfi.org.uk/Online/default…
Yeah but are they 100% sure it was the REAL Fake Sheikh saying all that stuff in the first place?
Three cameramen, one disguised as a car seat, pull off the car chase/ fight from The Raid 2. pic.twitter.com/E2LlVHcPe8
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#DRIP will probably trend at some point today. I've written a quick guide explaining PRECISELY what it is: gu.com/p/4vvkz
Fly Emirates sounds like the name of a hygiene blackspot.
Every night, so it doesn't have to spend another day listening to him, Mark Lawrenson's skin tries to escape.
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Do they ever do a montage of the best shots of players blowing snot from their noses?
Christ the Redeemer = pretty good rap name.
They should have to swap the ball for a ball 50% smaller every 5 minutes. Oh I'd be shit at inventing a sport.
That Argentine head coach looks like a young actor wearing old man make up in the final scenes of an epic drama.
@charltonbrooker "You are standing in a courtyard. To the EAST there is a tavern, to the NORTH a merchant." Viewers text in to progress.
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They could use those interactive advert hoardings to display a novel sentence-by-sentence throughout the match.
Did the commentator just say Kramer hails from a "sword-making town"?
Come to think of it, that was like watching a goal montage sequence without the backing music.
If they get to ten goals do they win control of Brazil itself or something?
@charltonbrooker it's like Game of Thrones. Big episode, then one more that sets up the next season.
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I assumed it was the season finale what with all those goals.
Told you I didn't know much about sport.