Are there any other left-handed drummers out there? #drumming
I wish I had an icelandic accent.
You could be my acid queen.
Playing pool, lining up a confident shot, feeling good. Sees a stranger watching, fucks it up.
It seems like 70% of people own a fancy camera but only 15% are any good at using one.
Domestic Disturbance No.4 - Peach ice tea ft Oishi @BOS @OishiCPT instagram.com/p/dxIixUvzYo/
So if someone has R600 to spend right now... Should they buy Ramfest tickets or RTD tickets? Or just commit suicide?
Fill in form for a job; They don't contact you; Never ever go there again.
One way to ruin every fun part of the weekend is looking at your exam roster and realizing you're writing everyday next week.
I have never heard anyone mention the band Foals until they got a slot at Ramfest.
Kill Bill Vol. 2 - let's do this.
Guys! Girls! Help my band @SummerNothing
jam at Rocking the Daisies! Mention us with a wacky tweet and hashtag #ChampionBandSearch
A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain, which is similar to giving birth to 161 kids and breaking up to 3210 bones at a time.
WHY ARE YOU NOT PLAYING AT AANDKLAS ANYMORE D: @EnmityBand
It's 90 degrees in the shade in Jerusalem. Where did Noah get two penguins and two polar bears from?
"If the Top 15 wealthiest African Pastors gave up their Entire Wealth it would be Enough to Wipe out African Poverty for 2 Years" - Reuters
I am absolutely appalled by all the Bieber fans in my vicinity. What kind of prion is growing in these people's fucking brains?
Galatians 5:20 - Jealousy is a sin
Exodus 34:14 - "for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God"
Go home Bible, you're drunk.
Dear Twitter, why won't you load any pictures. :'(
Saturdaynight, motherfuckers. Where are you guys gonna be? pic.twitter.com/GFDRU8JXlC
This is what arouses a hate for mankind in me. Look at that poor duck. pic.twitter.com/28NUWX4Vv3
Hey people (: if you're looking for something to do Saturday night, swing by The Rabbit Hole in Durbanville and come party with us. :D <3
I love @EnmityBand
so much. :'( Can't wait to lose my fucking head at Aandklas on the 18th.
I'm so disgusted by spiritual weakness. By emotional weakness, too. I'm pretty much generally disgusted by weakness.
Remember to catch Summer Nothing opening for Johnnyfeelgood Friday night! (: event is on our facebook page. @JFGBand
Summer Nothing opening for Johnnyfeelgood this Friday at Gandalf's, a new band to check out. (: hard partying going on.
Hey guys. (: Catch Johnnyfeelgood at Gandalf's this weekend! Also, my new project Summer Nothing will be opening. :D a guaranteed party ;)
Men are like eagles, women are doves. Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
Just saw the funniest reply ever. That poor girl wouldn't know maturity if it came and smacked her in her band.
SUMMER NOTHING! MOTHERFUCKER!
Just saw the funniest relationship status on facebook. That poor little boy doesn't know what he's gotten himself into.
The only thing I haven't done yet is die.
Chilled gig alongside @DeWallenBand
and The Femurs tonight. Very amped for Friday at The Rabbit Hole, join us guys. (:
Seally Postrepedic Double Bed, I love you so.
Those bright blue eyes can only meet mine across a room filled with people that are less important than you.
Hello Athists:You say you believe in what you see. My question is do you see air?"
+ Shall we discuss this underwater? #athEIsts
"You can cure blind people?"
"Why not cure blindness instead?"
"No point. More fun doing it individually as street performances"
When food falls in a restaurant, I leave it be; a piece of noodle just fell onto my bed: "GET INTO MY MOUTH MOTHERFUCKER."