don let my suit fool yuu like boyz in blue suits w; toys quick ta shoot yu #BangBang
stilleto heels call it a1 hoein. car dates left n rite call it @SouthBeachTowin
yu eva ate cup of noodles tha steam be lookin like souls of ratchet hoes finally escaping
im soo frisco i got my tagger name crushed on sum old ass bus STILL BAM #2011
"let's just trade sisters for prom"
Honey Boo Boo has been eight for three years
UGG boots, granny panties, chillin' with no lace front on.... That's when your the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
IDGAF = I don't give away food..
BLACK Parents ONLY Give You 1 Ride ? Its either they Drop You Off ? OR They Pick You Up Its NEVER both !
"Lets play 21 questions."
Girl: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Boy: Triangle,so you a virgin?
Lmao have ya'll noticed that dark skinned niggas be looking like a pack of hungry wolves at parties?
If you're a girl and you're 5'9 don't expect a nigga to pay for your shit. You're a grown ass man.
Would you for $250 a hour? #HellYeah
is always arguing with my other hoes, ya'll suppose to be teammates.
Lmfaoo damn look how much dark skinned people gotta pay
Parties Be Like:
Guys - $10
Ladies - $5
Dikes - $15 Since you want to be both
His nut don't even work...
😂😂 I wonder if he remembezX
Drake wants to be a Basketball wife so bad
This bitch just said "I want my first daughter to be a girl 😘💞!" Now let that stupid shit sink in...
Black Pornos have no class or etiquette. As Soon as you cut it on, the Bitch already sucking dick. I be like "Damn, how they meet?"
All the 90s kids know this is the trap house:
Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow.
When you ask someone if they smoke:
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
“Do you even lift bro?”
Please tell me I’m not the only one:
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues...
If I had a dollar for every time someone annoyed me:
Picture of me and my “bae”
Girls on Instagram be like
Cleaning out your room be like:
If you've never seen this before, you're too young:
At least he died fighting
If I see a mouse putting in this kind of effort, he deserves to live in my house:
Holy crap they're building a Krusty Krab!