don let my suit fool yuu like boyz in blue suits w; toys quick ta shoot yu #BangBang
stilleto heels call it a1 hoein. car dates left n rite call it @SouthBeachTowin
yu eva ate cup of noodles tha steam be lookin like souls of ratchet hoes finally escaping
im soo frisco i got my tagger name crushed on sum old ass bus STILL BAM #2011
"let's just trade sisters for prom" pic.twitter.com/lD727m0mKq
Honey Boo Boo has been eight for three years
UGG boots, granny panties, chillin' with no lace front on.... That's when your the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
IDGAF = I don't give away food..
BLACK Parents ONLY Give You 1 Ride ? Its either they Drop You Off ? OR They Pick You Up Its NEVER both !
"Lets play 21 questions."
Girl: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Boy: Triangle,so you a virgin?
Lmao have ya'll noticed that dark skinned niggas be looking like a pack of hungry wolves at parties? pic.twitter.com/JMzEyAI3oT
If you're a girl and you're 5'9 don't expect a nigga to pay for your shit. You're a grown ass man.
is always arguing with my other hoes, ya'll suppose to be teammates.
Lmfaoo damn look how much dark skinned people gotta pay pic.twitter.com/tZsNmJmcjm
Parties Be Like:
Guys - $10
Ladies - $5
Dikes - $15 Since you want to be both
His nut don't even work... pic.twitter.com/cu9Nr1Frya
😂😂 I wonder if he remembepic.twitter.com/dytmxTeVzX
Drake wants to be a Basketball wife so bad pic.twitter.com/Pesaxz6UfI
This bitch just said "I want my first daughter to be a girl 😘💞!" Now let that stupid shit sink in...
Black Pornos have no class or etiquette. As Soon as you cut it on, the Bitch already sucking dick. I be like "Damn, how they meet?"
All the 90s kids know this is the trap house: pic.twitter.com/z01udr81yh
Due tomorrow = Do tomorrow.
When you ask someone if they smoke: pic.twitter.com/rAz95hf7RP
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
“Do you even lift bro?”
Me: Ya… pic.twitter.com/oBirEW3Fg9
Please tell me I’m not the only one: pic.twitter.com/ycVikn2x0L
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues...
If I had a dollar for every time someone annoyed me: pic.twitter.com/rqpFbP7gAH
Picture of me and my “bae” pic.twitter.com/HBFaAjetYo
Girls on Instagram be like pic.twitter.com/CyTyJydATA
Cleaning out your room be like: pic.twitter.com/nuSeg6CvJL
If you've never seen this before, you're too young: pic.twitter.com/6oDVmOk08s
At least he died fighting pic.twitter.com/11KqPFGDSo
If I see a mouse putting in this kind of effort, he deserves to live in my house: pic.twitter.com/N43MVO3A7w
Holy crap they're building a Krusty Krab! pic.twitter.com/VSWE5sdKHW