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Chad Shapiro
Tonight I'm @LICDevil 9pm show $15 cover with Allan Finn. Check it out.
You know you can delete comments on your page? Why write back?Erase it like it never happened. #hurtfulwords #indoorhusband #tips
How about stores in Chelsea & W. Hollywood can refuse business based on your religious practice? #indianabill #Indiana #LGBT #indoorhusband
I'll say this once, you are all crazy and no one cares. Also half the people disagree with you. #enjoysocialmedia #indoorhusband
Fun show at the Chaplin house. Thanks for letting me work out some stuff.
You're blind, you can't see, gotta wear sun glasses like DMC. Closing arguments at Suge Knight trial. #SugeKnight #rundmc #indoorhusband
Yes, of course blind people should be allowed to drive. How else would you beat a murder charge. #SugeKnight #selfdefence
Yo, Can I Run something over you?, I meant by you? #SugeKnight #imblind #indoorhusband
Hey people. Stop asking me to wait for it and just edit your videos to the good part. I just saved everyone 1,000 hours #indoorhusband
I know bacon. I think you know I know bacon #johnpinette
Tip: if someone says something stupid. Just say "$1 Bob" and walk away. #indoorhusband #tips #guidetolife
In my quest to acquire more energy & points on a iPhone game I'm pretty sure I'm facebook friends w/ at least 3 terrorists. #indoorhusband
When I asked #lenardnemoy, how did you survive after Star Trek? Answer "I Vulcan neck pinch bitches for their riches". #originalgangsta
Did I miss the trend? #lenardnimoy nope there's the blue arrow.
I don't see blue, black, gold,white only shades of grey. 50 shades. the dress is pulled over your head like in hockey & blind folding. #sexy
Park bar tonight in burbank. Comedy as usual 10pm. Start laughing now.
Kicking it old school "you can do it, put your back into it" & that's when I hurt my back. I couldn't do it. #indoorhusband #tweetsbychad
If I walked 20mi/day to work. I would be applying for jobs along the way. & selling water,flowers, oranges to cars passing by.#indoorhusband
You can't break the Internet cause it's already broken. No one agrees with anything. Even this tweet. #indoorhusband #tweetsbychad
Fat Tuesday. I got the snacks ready. #MardiGras2015 #FatTuesday
Just read the Alaska version of 50 shades of grey. It's called "50 words for snow" Just as exciting. #tweetsbychad #indoorhusband #50Shades
NYC i miss your customer service. fast ,correct, & to the point. i think sunshine affects the brain. #nyattidude #sunbrain #indoorhusband
Holy crap heisenberg came out to see the show. #breakingbad
Since Bruce Jenner became a woman. His driving skills went down hill. #brucejenner #sorryitsfunny #jkladies #stereotypejokenotmybelief
Everyone stop your complaining. Brian William's career will be ok. Wait I meant the news anchor next to him will be ok. #BrianWilliams
I'm in New Mexico and the gift shops want to sell me petrified wood, but I'm scared. #help #indoorhusband #tweetsbychad
#nationwide I'M ON YOUR SIDE. I'd be happy to be an accident in your next commercial. #selloutatfirstchance
Live tweeting in two hours.
I'm gonna live tweet Super Bowl. After never watching a game this yr. & then drunk tweet. Commercials skipping halftime show. #SuperBowlXLIX
Bruce Jenner transitioning into a woman. Uh, I thought it was complete. What's with all the obvious come outs. We know. #celebritycloset
Oh before you complain about the half time show. Yes I can believe what happened & it's not that bad or controversial. SHUT UP #HalftimeShow
This year I'm betting on commercials. I bet there will be Doritos, Pepsi, Bud, and a car commercial. #superbowlcommercials
Just tweeting around today. See ya.
I'm hitting up a trivia night in burbank at 8pm. Anyone want to hang. I'll buy drinks and some apps. PM me.
Joe Franklin use to do a wonderful Billy Crystal impression. This tweet brought to you by Streit's matzah, manischewitz & Dr. Browns Cel-ray
I like American snipers more than any other snipers. Love a good Tom Berenger movie. #USAUSAUSA #AmericanSniper
Anyone want to go to a trivia night in valley village. I'm checking out my competition. I'll treat beer and food. Starts 9:30-10pm
I'm driving in Arizona and it's snowing. Check out this beautiful view
logged on to wifi after not having it for 3 days. It felt so good. Like I drank a gallon of water after walking in the desert for 3 days
All my tweets are live tweets. Glad I'm performing instead of watching the golden globes. It's good to be the show. #GoldeGlobes2015
Sunday night the oldest crowd of the weekend and the best show of the weekend. Love a great Sunday show. Thanks #edgewatercasino #laughlin
If bass is booty, what's treble?Boobies? If so I'm all about the treble & a bit of bass. I like to equalize. #allaboutthebass #MeghanTrainor
Another great show in Laughlin NV, I'll be in bed by 8pm. Need to wake up to catch the dinner buffet at 10am. #anotherearlybirdjoke
Just second hand smoking in Laughlin NV, thanks for the free tobaccey. #Laughlin #illbehereallweekend
Laughlin NV. Show was great, I'm done at 7:25pm. Still free to get the early bird special. Maybe I'll play bingo. I have no clue what to do
Ain't no party like a Laughlin party cause a Laughlin party don't Start. #nopartiesinlaughin #nosleeptillauglin #iamtheparty
Starting tonight. 3 shows. Edgewater casino laughlin nv, 7pm check it out. Entertaining the village. #laughlin #comedy #standup
2015 great start. crew & actor in a webseries pilot, bars are signing up for @buzzedbargames, 1/9-1/12 standup Laughlin,AZ, Vegas