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Chad Shapiro
getting headshots. 5 looks what should I do? I'm thinking Michael Jackson Black & White, peter dinklage GOT, Grace Jones w/ flat top, & GaGa
I'm @ Dr. waiting. An older obese guy gets wheeled in and he's holding a bucket. What's the bucket for? Anyone. I'm scared of the answer.
I stole an article out of a magazine in a supermarket. Didn't rip it out. Just took a photo. If it helps I won't follow the work out tips.
If you are a guy & have shirt off in all your vines. I will unfollow you. If your a girl reVINE
I can drink beer and BBQ without the excuse of watching soccer.
Go USA watch real football. Where something actually happens. #worldcupboring #soccerisboringtowatch
I was going to watch the World Cup but decided to watch paint dry. I'm glad I did. At least I'm not a once in 4yr fan. Go USA.
I just got indirect TV, I steal cable from my neighbor. #indoorhusband #tweetsbychad
Almost 400 followers on vine. People love my famous chines. they can't be famous without you. Please let the boy be your vine @ChadShapiro
Flying @USAirways is like not flying at all. I could not fly on my couch.
Can't wait to go home and see my wife Niki Hart love you be home soon.
Follow me on vine. I'm putting out funny videos daily. @ChadShapiro for tweets and vine. Hashtag chines chad vines. #chines #indoorhusband
Original 3rd grade jokes: Q: What did the caveman say when his wife said how are you gonna prepare the food? A: fire works. #July4th #stupid
Thanks to @DougieDangerous for a great show at tavolino. Check out wake up late w/ Dougie radio. Support the shows it's free & funny.
My friend told me he realized he needed people in his life. Then asked to borrow $100. #TheMoreYouKnow #friendship #borrowingbudget
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Everyone I'm putting out a line of chines. That means chad vines. Vines by chad. I'm chad. #chines #overexplanation
I gonna be a viner in 6 seconds.
I'm feeling a little viney. Follow me on vine I'll be posting videos now. I have a few teaser there now. More to come. Vine chad Shapiro.
Tonight and tomorrow. Two more great shows like the last 2 9pm at off the hook comedy club Marco island fl.
On stage rockin out the Tampa improv. What a great club.
It's Friday. Tune in tomorrow where it will be Saturday, the daily news continues, you'll never guess what comes next.....#tweetsbychad
Hey FB articles. I can believe what happened next. It didn't melt my heart, I was not shocked. I will no longer read posts w/ incomp....
Just played powerball. A dollar and a dream just costs me $4. But you have to go after your goals. #tweetsbychad
Never stay @motel6 horrible customer service, liers. I think they build there hotels with rotted wood & broken locks.
Prays go out to Tracy Morgan, Ardie fuqua, Harris Stanton and others in the crash. I know and performed w/them they were always cool w/ me.
Just a remainder not that anyone needs it. Never stay @motel6 I hear super is gr8.
Cozzys comedy club June 6,7. Tonight at 9pm.
I guess #juddapatow won't hire #JonahHill because of his bad language.
Been in LA so long (4 months) I just tried to pump my own gas in Jersey. #NJgas #LAified
Yeah sheetza pizza. My favorite gas stop @sheetzcard
Hello. Buy tickets now. For levity live on June 5th 7:30pm. Discount code (JIMMY). Go to website and at check put type code $10 off ($5)tix
Im going going back back to NYC, nah I don't think so. But for real I'll be back tomorrow. #tweetsbychad
Hey people. It's not my fault! It is not my fault.
No not me, follow @offthelawn that's the real deal. I've been kicked off 5 times.
Tonight gila river casino in chandler AZ. this is a beautiful theater. Glad to be back. Show at 8pm
Hey I'm supposed to come up with some "old jokes" before the taping tonight. Anyone got some short CLEAN funny joke book jokes. Comment here
Tonight ComedyTime taping at the Ice House comedy club CA. 8pm
TV binge is on! will go all out on walking dead, mad men, game of thrones No spoilers I know someone eats brains, gets harassed, gets killed
Wed 5/21 I'm at the ice house. Pasadena ca. Comedy club. Doing comedytime set. I have some comps. Let me know if u want to go.
shows 5/21 comedytime icehouse, 5/23 gila river casino az 5/29 meadowlands comedy nj 5/30 palace theater ny 6/5 levity live ny 6/6 Cozzys va
ComedyTime at ice house comedy club Pasadena. 5/21/14 8pm. I have 8 comps message me if you want to see the show.
ComedyTime at ice house comedy club Pasadena. 5/21/14 8pm. I have 8 comps message me if you want to see the show.
Booked ComedyTime TV/internet taping at the Pasadena Ice House comedy club, CA. This will be my 2nd since I taped at broadway in NYC