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i really need to stop staying up so late because i end up sleeping half the day away, but that's probably not gonna happen
making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever
Psychology says, you realize you love someone when you want them to be happy, even if its not with you.
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: "If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary...""
: can 1 more follow @FactsOfSchool
Squidward reminds me so much about myself
I got an award because I love sharing on Twitter so much!
I’m just one of the friendliest people of the week on #badoo
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Girls with big butts own my heart.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Freedom is not overcoming what you think stands in your way. It's understanding that what is in your way is part of the way. ~ Guy Finley ~
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is you never know when you're finished.
There's a lot to be said for not saying a lot.
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
Life is like a 6 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
Truth is a rare and precious commodity. We must be sparing in its use
Heard in a Library: "I'm looking for a book.
Pure mathematics is the magician's real wand
Faith means not _wanting_ to know what is true.
To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil, you're overdoing it a little.
History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
You would if you could but you can't so you won't
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Proverbs 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.
Knowledge is power -- knowledge shared is power lost.
Words should be weighed, not counted.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
I wonder if president Zuma has ever looked forward to receiving his report? #NkandlaReport
Girl to girl:
"Awhh, you're really pretty!"
"Thank you so much, you are too!"
Guy to guy:
"Wtf? Dude are you gay?"
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Confucius say: Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Happiness starts with, one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one hug, one kiss. And stops with one mistake.
Americans spent $5 billion in 2013 upgrading to an iPhone only slightly better than the one they already owned: on.mktw.net/J1Y06i