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Israel has broke 65 U.N resolutions with no consequences. Iraq broke two and got invaded, bombed and destroyed.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!
Failure is the price of greatness. ~ Robin Sharma ~
Subconsciously, it takes at least 6-8 months for the brain to process complete forgiveness for someone who hurt you emotionally.
Seeing that I'm not good at names can I call you "dumbass" ;-)
Disney Channel should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones.
do u think celebrities have each others numbers like rihanna will just text beyoncé and be like “dude I want a pizza so bad rn lol"
3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try being pretty on the inside.
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
Life is not a mp3 player where you can play what you want but life is a radio where you have to enjoy what's being played.
Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
There's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the enemy.
I have never met a happy female in my life...period
Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
condom says 2 the tampon,"u put me out of a job 4 1 week a mth!" The tampon replies,"When you don't do ur job properly,I lose mine 4 9mths!
My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
: Being the first to clap in an audience & then everybody joins you & thinking "Yeah, you are all my Bitches."" LMFAO TOPS
Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar.
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
: FACT: Cristiano Ronaldo has scored more goals for Madrid than Liverpool have scored in the past three seasons.."
Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
"I'm Sorry" is a statement.
"I won't do it again" is a promise.
"How do I make it up to you" is a responsibility.
I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it. Sounds like a Walk of Win to me.
Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...
Annnnnnd the WINNER is....Deidre Prins (@Deidre258
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